What happens if a president with a goofy aaah name gets elected???

[Dr. Bludy]

Imagine the presidents name is Cornelius Barnington what happens then️️

 

[Deleted member 22918]

Mass caging everywhere he goes

 

[Gonthar]

Sounds fine, in my country a journalist came with a theory that if people can easily chant your name at political rallies, you're more likely to be voted, ideally the name should be split into 3-4 syllables, in this case it's easy, people can yell: "Bar-nin-gton!!!".
Politicians with weirder names or that don't sound too good when chanted usually invent different slogans or catch phrases so people can easily shout them:

 

[incelconspiracy]

You mean Pete Buttigieg? That faggot might become president in 2029.