What I would do to all noodlewhores if given the power to do so (HYPOTHETICAL)

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Slather noodlewhores' clitoris with peanut butter and unleash 20 pit bulls on it

Chop noodlewhores' limbs off and replace their hands with feet and feet with hands

Force noodlewhores' eyeballs open and use microscopic needles to poke and slowly rupture the blood vessels within the sockets

Slit their throats and pull their tongue out through the incision

Fold noodlewhores' knee and elbow joints 180 degrees in the opposite direction

Skewer noodlewhores through their lower jaw with a massive hook and throw them into the ocean to use as shark bait when fishing

Boil noodlewhores alive in a massive pot of diarrhea slurry with teeming massive maggots that crawl inside every one of their orifices as they burn in agony

Hang noodlewhores by their hair above a burning pit of lava

Break every single bones in noodlewhores' bodies bar the spine, put a shock collar on them, forcibly connect their mouths to a whitu kokku shaped cleaning utensil, and make them clean white women's restroom floors by wiggling around like worms dragging the whitu kokku mlp across the floor as they do so, and shock them every time they stop moving

That's all I can think of for now. Give me some good ideas of your own
@ltnbrownacnecel @shortndricecel @lastofus123 @ihatereddit @SomaliSub5
 
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taxidermy noodlewhores corpses and turn them into vending machines with eyes serving as coin slots
 
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Peeno when u say anything positive about gooks

 
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Go back to making fun of ricecels. As a non-asian, I am grateful for noodlewhores, cause if it weren't for them, I'd still be khhv
 
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up tbh thread has potential
 
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Slather noodlewhores' clitoris with peanut butter and unleash 20 pit bulls on it

Chop noodlewhores' limbs off and replace their hands with feet and feet with hands

Force noodlewhores' eyeballs open and use microscopic needles to poke and slowly rupture the blood vessels within the sockets

Slit their throats and pull their tongue out through the incision

Fold noodlewhores' knee and elbow joints 180 degrees in the opposite direction

Skewer noodlewhores through their lower jaw with a massive hook and throw them into the ocean to use as shark bait when fishing

Boil noodlewhores alive in a massive pot of diarrhea slurry with teeming massive maggots that crawl inside every one of their orifices as they burn in agony

Hang noodlewhores by their hair above a burning pit of lava

Break every single bones in noodlewhores' bodies bar the spine, put a shock collar on them, forcibly connect their mouths to a whitu kokku shaped cleaning utensil, and make them clean white women's restroom floors by wiggling around like worms dragging the whitu kokku mlp across the floor as they do so, and shock them every time they stop moving

That's all I can think of for now. Give me some good ideas of your own
@ltnbrownacnecel @shortndricecel @lastofus123 @ihatereddit @SomaliSub5
Still here? It's been a whole year since we last spoke holy fuck
 
Not a single chink above mtn spotted in the video
I mean yeah they are chinks what did u expect
I find it funny when people try to post "changs" on here and they look like garbage
 
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Still dumbasses on the forum who think he's a chad
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I mean yeah they are chinks what did u expect
I find it funny when people try to post "changs" on here and they look like garbage
Any random Indian guy selling Pani Puri on the street is enough to mog the shit out of their changs.
 
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