What I would do to all noodlewhores if given the power to do so (HYPOTHETICAL)

PeenoResurrected

PeenoResurrected

Iron
Joined
Jun 9, 2026
Posts
163
Reputation
576
Slather noodlewhores' clitoris with peanut butter and unleash 20 pit bulls on it

Chop noodlewhores' limbs off and replace their hands with feet and feet with hands

Force noodlewhores' eyeballs open and use microscopic needles to poke and slowly rupture the blood vessels within the sockets

Slit their throats and pull their tongue out through the incision

Fold noodlewhores' knee and elbow joints 180 degrees in the opposite direction

Skewer noodlewhores through their lower jaw with a massive hook and throw them into the ocean to use as shark bait when fishing

Boil noodlewhores alive in a massive pot of diarrhea slurry with teeming massive maggots that crawl inside every one of their orifices as they burn in agony

Hang noodlewhores by their hair above a burning pit of lava

Break every single bones in noodlewhores' bodies bar the spine, put a shock collar on them, forcibly connect their mouths to a whitu kokku shaped cleaning utensil, and make them clean white women's restroom floors by wiggling around like worms dragging the whitu kokku mlp across the floor as they do so, and shock them every time they stop moving

That's all I can think of for now. Give me some good ideas of your own
@ltnbrownacnecel @shortndricecel @lastofus123 @ihatereddit @SomaliSub5
 
Last edited:
  • +1
  • JFL
  • Woah
Reactions: HardStuckLTN;, prettyboylite, ltnbrownacnecel and 3 others
taxidermy noodlewhores corpses and turn them into vending machines with eyes serving as coin slots
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • Love it
Reactions: SmallEggplantFailer, SoNotFunny and PeenoResurrected
Peeno when u say anything positive about gooks

 
  • JFL
Reactions: HardStuckLTN;, ltnbrownacnecel and оrg
Go back to making fun of ricecels. As a non-asian, I am grateful for noodlewhores, cause if it weren't for them, I'd still be khhv
 
  • JFL
  • Ugh..
Reactions: Mogs Me and Orcairis

Similar threads

RedDragonSlayer67
Replies
10
Views
40
RedDragonSlayer67
RedDragonSlayer67
Baeseth
Replies
1
Views
12
Idontknow-
Idontknow-
IbalmeHponeMin
Replies
17
Views
55
g4rlic
g4rlic
Filipinomogger
Replies
4
Views
32
jozsef316@gmail
jozsef316@gmail

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top