What kind of martial arts are suitable for a short guy?

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I am about 5'3 kinda lean but still somewhat chubby.Going to take on some hobbies to fill my life,so what are some good martial arts that are suitable for me?
 
Gun, knife, glass, chains, rocks, cheap shots, etc.
 
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Practice calling 911 as fast as possible
 
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None everyone will know you are overcompensating
 
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Short and stocky is better for judo and wrestling for example. I’m halfway there
 
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Muay thai.
 
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How aren't you a femboy yet
 
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All good brother. None of us are perfect but the important thing is to help each other. The world hates us enough already
 
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Idk bro do what u like the most. Martial arts are fun sport its not necessarily all violence and competition related. I did kickboxing and karate for many years, it was very fun to spar with friends. Not so fun to spar with tall fat guys trying to kill me.
 
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Savate
 
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I am about 5'3 kinda lean but still somewhat chubby.Going to take on some hobbies to fill my life,so what are some good martial arts that are suitable for me?
Jiujitsu, you can slippery. You will never compare to a taller dude though.
 
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Jew Jitsu
 
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Most tallfags are cowards
No I mean in combat. An equally trained taller and bigger will always have a critical advantageZ
 
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No I mean in combat. An equally trained taller and bigger will always have a critical advantageZ
Obvs the bigger person will win
 
kickboxing..... look at volkanovski or wrestling or combine them
 
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I am about 5'3 kinda lean but still somewhat chubby.Going to take on some hobbies to fill my life,so what are some good martial arts that are suitable for me?
Judo. Ask @quemirasmanv2.
 
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I am about 5'3 kinda lean but still somewhat chubby.Going to take on some hobbies to fill my life,so what are some good martial arts that are suitable for me?
Dwarf kissing. It's a martial art where the object is to incapacitate a dwarf and kiss them on the lips.
 
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Mma is the only real sport you need
 
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Gun, knife, sprinting, or bjj.
 
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