What surgeries would make me closer to Pitt?

[Deleted member 2382]

just be the best version of yourself brah
JBs today probably dont know who Pitt is

 

[Cope]

Dude... you're already decent looking. Stop trying to look like Pitt, you don't need to. Look like the best version of yourself.

 

[Deleted member 4671]

What the fuck are you gay for this guy? Half of this site are closeted gays who worship models.

Btw we have brad pitt implants at my medical office in ganges river, only 200 ruppes

Dont worry I am qualified

 

[Equinox]

fraud angle with a squint

have u ever posted a no-nonsense face pic?

 

[Deleted]

fraud angle with a squint

have u ever posted a no-nonsense face pic?

I’m tryna copy his expression and angle you tard

 

[Equinox]

I’m tryna copy his expression and angle you tard

i'll take that as a no

 

[cyberjap]

You look like wimp pal. View attachment 309589View attachment 309590

Correction: i can’t get psl 5+ chicks with good bodies without trying. That’s what i do in summer time

I can’t even get 2.5psl without threatening suicide

 

[Corperal]

Bro you are goodlooking, but your mental health is fucked up ngl.
Too obsessed with your looks/Brad pitt etc.
With all the posts/bumps you seem autistic asf.

 

[Uglyandfat]

Bro you are goodlooking, but your mental health is fucked up ngl.
Too obsessed with your looks/Brad pitt etc.
With all the posts/bumps you seem autistic asf.

He’s trolling JFL at thinking he’s serious he mogs most of us

 

[Deleted member 5656]

he lives rent free in your head

 

[Deleted]

he lives rent free in your head

Indeed

 

[Deleted member 4797]

If thats really you then NTmaxx and gtfo here. How did you find this place anyway? Turbo manlet?

 

[Elias]

Face implant

 

[Deleted]

Face implant

I’m Serious

 

[Elias]

I’m Serious

Its the hair for a first
Then Lower eyelid retraction
Then you need a rhino
Then jaw implants that look like his
Then tan and gymcel

Then youre pretty close

 

[Deleted]

Its the hair for a first
Then Lower eyelid retraction
Then you need a rhino
Then jaw implants that look like his
Then tan and gymcel

Then youre pretty close

agree on all points tbh

 

[Deleted]

Bump tbh

 

[Deleted]

Bump

Not surgery but start chewing to get his massive jaw.

Yes, My gonion isn’t low enough to match Pitt though

 

[Elias]

Bump

Yes, My gonion isn’t low enough to match Pitt though

Bump

 

[Deleted]

Bro you are goodlooking, but your mental health is fucked up ngl.
Too obsessed with your looks/Brad pitt etc.
With all the posts/bumps you seem autistic asf.

You must swallow the pitt pill

 

[Deleted]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 4053]

grow facial hair

 

[mattzdeb]

be yourself get better hair your gl fuck a brad Pitt

 

[Deleted member 5698]

One of the best characters on here lol,i refuse to believe someone is that obsessed with an actor that don´t even know your existence.

 

[Deleted]

One of the best characters on here lol,i refuse to believe someone is that obsessed with an actor that don´t even know your existence.

Be Pitt or die trying

 

[Deleted member 4087]

Ur guys’ mouth area is pretty different
Also his brows have a more negative tilt, high trust look
And nose is pretty different

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Om du ska operera näsan så är tydligen Per Windh på Artclinic i Göteborg bra, tydligen bäst i Sverige på just näsor.

Han är gammal dock så hoppas att inte coronaviruset tillintetgör honom

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Be pitt or die trying

Jag vill se ut som Harrison Ford tbh, mer likt min pheno och skalle, håret också

 

[Deleted]

Jag vill se ut som Harrison Ford tbh, mer likt min pheno och skalle, håret också

Långt midface?

 

[Swolepenisman]

to be pitt i will get lip lift, rhino to achieve his same strange nose and maybe lower hairline and ccw

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Långt midface?

Inte överdrivet men lite längre än genomsnittet, typ som Ford faktiskt

 

[Deleted]

to be pitt i will get lip lift, rhino to achieve his same strange nose and maybe lower hairline and ccw

 

[JamesHowlett]

Bro start eating hard foods and chewing

 

[Deleted]

Bro start eating hard foods and chewing

I am

 

[Introvertednarc]

Bro start eating hard foods and chewing

Don’t get his hopes up man, he’s an angle frauding, balding, cumskin subhuman. He’ll never look remotely like Pitt no matter what he does.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

D suck implant by eppley

 

[Slayerullah]

JFL if pitt mouthbreathed for 1 second during puberty he would look like shaggy from scooby doo.

 

[JamesHowlett]

The wimp left yes
He thinks he's gl and it's sad tbh

Why is he so toxic? You mog him

 

[Swolepenisman]

Idk tbh, He's an incel and prob just toxic, He's an underweight 5'8 wimp. He lost at life so he came here to hate i guess

 

[Deleted member 4087]

How do i get a wider mouth? But i'll prob never get rhino since my nose is good "enough" and i have bigger failos such as not wide enough jaw and not narrow enough hairline to look close to him

I don’t think mouth width is the problem, it’s just overall lip shape. But yeah just focus on hypertrophying the fuck out of your masseters, should also lengthen your ramus depending on your age

 

[Deleted]

I don’t think mouth width is the problem, it’s just overall lip shape. But yeah just focus on hypertrophying the fuck out of your masseters, should also lengthen your ramus depending on your age

16 so my face will hopefully get more pitt like when older... hopefully

 

[Introvertednarc]

Mate just be honest jfl, No girl would want to get close to you

Literally that opposite. Girls approach me.

 

[Deleted]

Literally that opposite. Girls approach me.

Post a pic of your front, Your side is subhuman to the level where you looks like an inferior species

 

[WBC323]

Who's gonna tell him that he doesn't really look like Pitt at all?

 

[Introvertednarc]

Post a pic of your front, Your side is subhuman to the level where you looks like an inferior species

I’d PM you, but you’d just post it anyway.

Who's gonna say to him that he doesn't really look like Pitt at all?

THIS

 

[Deleted]

Who's gonna tell him that he doesn't really look like Pitt at all?

 

[Deleted]

Heres a quick morph
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Rhino, Eyes, Eyebrow transplant, liplift and slight changes to hairline?
"an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off." - Tyler Gustavsson

 

[ShredPill]

Rhino, Eyes, Eyebrow transplant, liplift and slight changes to hairline?

Yeah spot on

 

[Uglyandfat]

Rhino, Eyes, Eyebrow transplant, liplift and slight changes to hairline?
"an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off." - Tyler Gustavsson

did not read too long tbh

 

[Deleted]

did not read too long tbh

It's my signature which explains how we're slaves to the system and live without meaning, Your told to get a wife and kids, a house and car and be happy.