What the fuck did you just fucking say?

[Conspiracy]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you motherfuckers, but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit as a sport, and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf, my nigga? All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club, “Oh my God man, that’s a long ass birdie man, nice birdie, nice putt, man it went 250 yards.” Get the fuck outta here, nobody care about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf, my nigga? Nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand, what the fuck are you really doing athletically, my nigga, in fishing? All you’re doing is that you’re sitting your bitch ass up in a boat, usually it’s old ass snagger-teeth motherfuckers that ain’t got no goddamn teeth up in they fucking grill, or up in they mouth. They’re just sitting up the goddamn boat, you know what I’m saying. Throwing a goddamn rod. It can be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod. It can be a worm, it can be a caterpillar, it can be a centipede, it can be a dead ass butterfly, it can be a fucking beak of a damn bird, it can be a fucking, it can be anything, you know what I’m saying? “Oh my God! We caught a big ass salmon, reel that fat bitch in, yeah.” Motherfucker, what are you doing athletically? How the fuck is that working up a sweat, my nigga? What, you’re working out your arms, because you have to reel that motherfucker in? Nigga, that’s not a sport, dawg. Well, fuck it. You know what, it is a sport. Fuck it. You guys want to consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherfucking dick to porn is a sport. There’s two damn things that you have to do. A. You build up a sweat. Well actually, you don’t have to do shit. There’s basically two things that goes down, that’s what I meant to say. A. You’re building up a sweat. I don’t give a fuck nigga, if you are building up a sweat, goddamn it, that’s shit is considered a sport. You’re building up a sweat. Number 2, and the most important part of that shit, is that your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is getting a workout, nigga, you are building up your arm strength, and you are building up your hand strength, okay. I don’t know about you, nigga, but when I’m beating my shit, nigga, my fucking hand muscles get fucking tight, you know what I’m saying? And that shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can’t do that shit, so I do it with my left hand. So, in my personal opinion, do you guys consider jacking off a sport? Nigga, in my opinion, I believe it is. So I know with some of you trolling ass faggot bitches are gonna say “Oh, man, you must not get no pussy, motherfucker, if you jack off.” Motherfucker, let’s be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in they goddamn life. If you gonna sit back, and you gonna come on my video, and troll my shit, say “Oh, nigga, I never jacked off once in my life.” Bitch, stop lying. Everybody does this shit, okay? So please miss me with that bullshit, nigga, and go preach that shit to somebody who fucking is actually gonna listen to you, okay? Number 2, “Oh my God, this video was stupid. It was pointless.” Couldn’t’ve been that stupid, bitch, you still clicked on it! You know what I’m saying? All the motherfuckers that’s watching this video, nigga, you saw the title of the fucking video before you clicked on the video. So it couldn’t’ve been that damn stupid if you still proceeded to click on the motherfucker. So, jacking off. The shit’s a sport, fuck it.

 

[Schnitzel]

No to both of you, eat shit faggots.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

No to both of you, eat shit faggots.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Looksmax academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret ER attempts, and I have over 300 confirmed slays. I am trained in mewing and I'm the top mewer in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another subhuman. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of incel doxxers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you subhuman maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recess your mandible and maxilla in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in maxilla recession, but I have access to the entire toolkit of Dr Taban and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable midface off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue against the roof of your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You will lose 3 PSL points by morning, kiddo.

 

[Schnitzel]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Looksmax academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret ER attempts, and I have over 300 confirmed slays. I am trained in mewing and I'm the top mewer in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another subhuman. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of incel doxxers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you subhuman maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recess your mandible and maxilla in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in maxilla recession, but I have access to the entire toolkit of Dr Taban and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable midface off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue against the roof of your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You will lose 3 PSL points by morning, kiddo.

Can't.

 

[Deleted member 10524]

 

[Conspiracy]

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left tbh ngl

 

[Deleted member 4209]

There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status
loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society.
It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them.
The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal"
just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed,
thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards
each other. There's no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life,
no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't
ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a
girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the
eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house,and some kids.
If you missed out on this flow, its probably because you're complete genetic shit.

 

[everythingisacope]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Looksmax academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret ER attempts, and I have over 300 confirmed slays. I am trained in mewing and I'm the top mewer in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another subhuman. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of incel doxxers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you subhuman maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recess your mandible and maxilla in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in maxilla recession, but I have access to the entire toolkit of Dr Taban and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable midface off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue against the roof of your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You will lose 3 PSL points by morning, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Looksmax academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret ER attempts, and I have over 300 confirmed 6,5PSL + stacy slays. I am trained in mewing and chewing equally on both sides of my jaw and I'm the top mewer in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another 2PSL subhuman. I will cage you the fuck out with precision the likes of which the PSL community has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of incel doxxers across .me,.net and .co and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you subhuman maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your NPC life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recess your mandible and maxilla in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in maxilla recession, but I have access to the entire toolkit of Dr Taban and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable long midface off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue against the roof of your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You will lose 3 PSL points by morning,

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[SkinjobCatastrophe]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Looksmax academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret ER attempts, and I have over 300 confirmed 6,5PSL + stacy slays. I am trained in mewing and chewing equally on both sides of my jaw and I'm the top mewer in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another 2PSL subhuman. I will cage you the fuck out with precision the likes of which the PSL community has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of incel doxxers across .me,.net and .co and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you subhuman maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your NPC life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recess your mandible and maxilla in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in maxilla recession, but I have access to the entire toolkit of Dr Taban and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable long midface off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue against the roof of your mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You will lose 3 PSL points by morning,

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Damn thats good