What the fuck do they put in Starbucks?

[Eternal_]

I've been obsessed with this place for >1 year now. My order tastes so amazing and it's not very expensive in all honesty—when considering that it has 5 shots of espresso.

Venti Blonde Iced Shaken Espresso
-1 extra shot of espresso
-Light ice
-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup
-No classic syrup

It is impossible to recreate at home. It will never taste the same, no matter what. They triple filter their water, they use high quality ingredients for their syrups that aren't sold in stores, and they have a fairly good Mastrena espresso machine that pulls great espresso shots. It's over.

 

[Sprinkles]

magic

 

[TechnoBoss]

Dunkin Donuts mogs your overpriced goy shake.

Black cold brew iced coffee mogs your drink to the slums of Jakarta and back.

 

[<6PSLcel]

never tried it tbf

 

[Eternal_]

Dunkin Donuts mogs your overpriced goy shake.

Black cold brew iced coffee mogs your drink to the slums of Jakarta and back.

Liking cold brew is a very peasant trait. Intellectuals at all points of time in history have preferred robust shots of espresso. It's clean, extracts the highest amount of antioxidant from the beans, and has the smoothest taste. For the serf remainder, they prefer to stew their ground coffee in cold water and leave it there, as if they're preserving food for the winter. Very disgusting.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Liking cold brew is a very peasant trait. Intellectuals at all points of time in history have preferred robust shots of espresso. It's clean, extracts the highest amount of antioxidant from the beans, and has the smoothest taste. For the serf remainder, they prefer to stew their ground coffee in cold water and leave it there, as if they're preserving food for the winter. Very disgusting.

Enjoy paying like $8 everytime you want your fix of caffeine goyim

 

[Bojack]

They use toilet water bro

 

[Eternal_]

Enjoy paying like $8 everytime you want your fix of caffeine goyim

$6

Don't skip over all that I said, faggot

 

[try2beme]

Dunkin Donuts mogs your overpriced goy shake.

Black cold brew iced coffee mogs your drink to the slums of Jakarta and back.

Theirboth gay

 

[TechnoBoss]

$6

Don't skip over all that I said, faggot

not a molecule

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Liking cold brew is a very peasant trait. Intellectuals at all points of time in history have preferred robust shots of espresso. It's clean, extracts the highest amount of antioxidant from the beans, and has the smoothest taste. For the serf remainder, they prefer to stew their ground coffee in cold water and leave it there, as if they're preserving food for the winter. Very disgusting.

Shut the fuck up

 

[Harold O'brien]

i love capitalism!

 

[fuQuack]

That's gay as fuck ngl

 

[ascension]

I've never been to a Starbucks branch but I do love these drinks:

 

[FaceandBBC]

Secret Goyslurp indgredients

 

[Deleted member 61895]

I've been obsessed with this place for >1 year now. My order tastes so amazing and it's not very expensive in all honesty—when considering that it has 5 shots of espresso.

Venti Blonde Iced Shaken Espresso
-1 extra shot of espresso
-Light ice
-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup
-No classic syrup

It is impossible to recreate at home. It will never taste the same, no matter what. They triple filter their water, they use high quality ingredients for their syrups that aren't sold in stores, and they have a fairly good Mastrena espresso machine that pulls great espresso shots. It's over.

My brother in chirst. stop this sodomite behavior

 

[qxtwz7854]

gay food

 

[rand anon]

-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup

Yeah no wonder ur obsessed with it jfl, that isn’t coffee, that’s a dessert at that point

 

[Eternal_]

Lol why are you niggas telling me Starbucks is gay? Tf? Fuck off retards tyvm

Yeah no wonder ur obsessed with it jfl, that isn’t coffee, that’s a dessert at that point

5 pumps isn't much at all, although it certainly gives it a wonderful taste

 

[rand anon]

5 pumps isn't much at all, although it certainly gives it a wonderful taste

That’s prob more than 20g of processed sugar nigga

 

[Eternal_]

That’s prob more than 20g of processed sugar nigga

Upon further research, I've concluded that 5 pumps of cinnamon caramel syrup = 50 calories = 12.5 grams of sugar. Not horrible at all.

 

[rand anon]

Upon further research, I've concluded that 5 pumps of cinnamon caramel syrup = 50 calories = 12.5 grams of sugar. Not horrible at all.

If u follow the standard American diet sure, otherwise, that’s still a lot. 12 grams my guy, that’s more than 3 teaspoons of sugar lol

 

[Eternal_]

If u follow the standard American diet sure, otherwise, that’s still a lot. 12 grams my guy, that’s more than 3 teaspoons of sugar lol

LET A NIGGA LIVE SHIIIET

 

[SoundnVision]

Sugar.
Black coffee or it's not coffee

 

[ChadL1te]

that sounds delicious. I usually don't go there much but the mocha cookie crumble frap is also great

 

[ChadL1te]

Dunkin Donuts mogs your overpriced goy shake.

Black cold brew iced coffee mogs your drink to the slums of Jakarta and back.

Dunkin is nasty bro they dont even use coffee grounds. Its a flavor packet

 

[coispet]

Dunkin is nasty bro they dont even use coffee grounds. Its a flavor packet

I used to work at Starbucks and I can confirm we pissed in everyone’s drinks, tyler durden style

@SA7

 

[ChadL1te]

I used to work at Starbucks and I can confirm we pissed in everyone’s drinks, tyler durden style

@SA7

My starbucks is filled with cute white girls. Who hired you

 

[coispet]

My starbucks is filled with cute white girls. Who hired you

Mate my old Starbucks was filled to the brim with guys and girls from Tamil Nadu lol

I only worked there since the pay was good and I could choose my shifts

 

[ChadL1te]

Mate my old Starbucks was filled to the brim with guys and girls from Tamil Nadu lol

I only worked there since the pay was good and I could choose my shifts

DalitBucks

 

[Eternal_]

Mate my old Starbucks was filled to the brim with guys and girls from Tamil Nadu lol

I only worked there since the pay was good and I could choose my shifts

When you make the iced shaken espressos, does the hot espresso literally get dropped in the plastic cup first? Am I getting cancer infused coffee?

 

[coispet]

When you make the iced shaken espressos, does the hot espresso literally get dropped in the plastic cup first? Am I getting cancer infused coffee?

Don’t wanna be that guy but if you get your coffee from any commercial coffee spot like Starbucks, Dunkin’, Tim Hortons, they’re serving you cancer, well not cancer but diabetes, either way it’s bad, also the hygiene standards at least where I used to work was really bad

Just make your own coffee I would say tbh

 

[dragomaxxer]

fat trait

 

[Xangsane]

I've been obsessed with this place for >1 year now. My order tastes so amazing and it's not very expensive in all honesty—when considering that it has 5 shots of espresso.

Venti Blonde Iced Shaken Espresso
-1 extra shot of espresso
-Light ice
-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup
-No classic syrup

It is impossible to recreate at home. It will never taste the same, no matter what. They triple filter their water, they use high quality ingredients for their syrups that aren't sold in stores, and they have a fairly good Mastrena espresso machine that pulls great espresso shots. It's over.

chemicals

 

[rand anon]

When you make the iced shaken espressos, does the hot espresso literally get dropped in the plastic cup first? Am I getting cancer infused coffee?

How are u worried about microplastics yet not concerned about regularly drinking seed oil, high fructose corn syrup, and preservatives infused "coffee" lol

 

[N8verBegan]

I've been obsessed with this place for >1 year now. My order tastes so amazing and it's not very expensive in all honesty—when considering that it has 5 shots of espresso.

Venti Blonde Iced Shaken Espresso
-1 extra shot of espresso
-Light ice
-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup
-No classic syrup

It is impossible to recreate at home. It will never taste the same, no matter what. They triple filter their water, they use high quality ingredients for their syrups that aren't sold in stores, and they have a fairly good Mastrena espresso machine that pulls great espresso shots. It's over.

My cum

 

[aesthetic beauty]

I've been obsessed with this place for >1 year now. My order tastes so amazing and it's not very expensive in all honesty—when considering that it has 5 shots of espresso.

Venti Blonde Iced Shaken Espresso
-1 extra shot of espresso
-Light ice
-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup
-No classic syrup

It is impossible to recreate at home. It will never taste the same, no matter what. They triple filter their water, they use high quality ingredients for their syrups that aren't sold in stores, and they have a fairly good Mastrena espresso machine that pulls great espresso shots. It's over.

Sugar. Lots and lots of sugar and syrups designed by chefs and chemical engineers to get you hooked.

 

[wackedchives]

I always say if ur a man working or drinking Starbucks u gay asf

 

[dreamcake1mo]

I always say if ur a man working or drinking Starbucks u gay asf

Hell no.

The notion that a man should not get the best of the best is actually cuck behavior. Notice all ideas of femininity from fake masculine archetypes usually involve some form of self care. Enjoying standards=weak men. Getting chauffeured=weak men. Getting gifts or requiring women to pay on dates = weak men. Body and facial preservation=weak men. Smart or reading man?=dork or lame. Dumb and hard working=cool. Sacrifice for some dumb ass greater good=strong man. This comes from the provider mindset and false image of masculinity social dynamic that is pushed to keep men as pathetic tools of suffering and slaves to the other party which benefits from your suffering (usually women or higher fraternity).

Anyways to OP, i dont get starbucks as much. But i think the appeal aside from the consistent operation also is option.

Im sure a legit mom and pop coffee shop can dish out a better drink, but coffee is coffee. Only can taste so good. Next would be options which regular shops would lack and standard. Flavors and freshness from corporations that a mom and pop would struggle to get. The power of a megacorp. You can find anything you want anywhere. If i needed a place id trust to have essentially anything coffee that will always taste consistently good, im thinking starbucks than gamble at some unknown place.

 

[User28823]

Lol why are you niggas telling me Starbucks is gay? Tf? Fuck off retards tyvm



5 pumps isn't much at all, although it certainly gives it a wonderful taste

theres something really gay about going to starbucks and asking for a
Venti Blonde Iced Shaken Espresso with
-1 extra shot of espresso
-Light ice
-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup
-No classic syrup

just think about it, do u think chad is going to starbucks making that order? no, its usually a white bitch

 

[Eternal_]

Hell no.

The notion that a man should not get the best of the best is actually cuck behavior. Notice all ideas of femininity from fake masculine archetypes usually involve some form of self care. Enjoying standards=weak men. Getting chauffeured=weak men. Getting gifts or requiring women to pay on dates = weak men. Body and facial preservation=weak men. Smart or reading man?=dork or lame. Dumb and hard working=cool. Sacrifice for some dumb ass greater good=strong man. This comes from the provider mindset and false image of masculinity social dynamic that is pushed to keep men as pathetic tools of suffering and slaves to the other party which benefits from your suffering (usually women or higher fraternity).

Anyways to OP, i dont get starbucks as much. But i think the appeal aside from the consistent operation also is option.

Im sure a legit mom and pop coffee shop can dish out a better drink, but coffee is coffee. Only can taste so good. Next would be options which regular shops would lack and standard. Flavors and freshness from corporations that a mom and pop would struggle to get. The power of a megacorp. You can find anything you want anywhere. If i needed a place id trust to have essentially anything coffee that will always taste consistently good, im thinking starbucks than gamble at some unknown place.

I really love this response very much

 

[Eternal_]

theres something really gay about going to starbucks and asking for a
Venti Blonde Iced Shaken Espresso with
-1 extra shot of espresso
-Light ice
-5 pumps Cinnamon Caramel syrup
-No classic syrup

just think about it, do u think chad is going to starbucks making that order? no, its usually a white bitch

I don’t give a shit what you bish nigguhs think of me drinking Starbucks! I enjoy it and I am also a white 6’2” man. I have 0 concerns or insecurities about my masculinity.

 

[SA7]

I used to work at Starbucks and I can confirm we pissed in everyone’s drinks, tyler durden style

@SA7

Goyslop for npcs