What the fuck was wrong with Charlie Kirk's skull

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Why the fuck did he look so wide?

Is it because of wide temporalis + wide zygos combo

Arent wide zygos good? Why does his look ugly like that?

Yes his IPD is shit too but even if his ipd was better he would still look like shit

Arent wide zygos good? It looks ugly af on him

What surgeries would ascend him

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That failo is unfixable right
Pretty much. Only fix is OBO + Bizygo & Temporal shaving, which are obviously risky & expensive. If your temples are VERY wide then you're pretty much fucked because you can only shave a few mm off the frontal & parietal bones before you make the bone too thin & unstable which is obviously really dangerous. Frauding with big thick hair is really the only option.

Although, it is possible that some width could be due to a hypertrophied temporalis muscle which Botox can fix. though, this wouldn't really effect the bizygo, only the posterior temporal area; The ESR would stay the same.

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For Charlie's case, it was a combo of narrow IPD and a massive wide...
he was genuinely so fucking ugly, the people saying he looked attractive on tiktok are cherrypicking pictures of him as a teen and just lying
 
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extremely high bonemass + very high set zygos

i think since he was such a smart guy his skull had to expand to fit his big brain lol

hes also 6'5" so his head is just really big too
 
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he was genuinely so fucking ugly, the people saying he looked attractive on tiktok are cherrypicking pictures of him as a teen and just lying
Something is actually wrong with his zygos or temporalis

I can't tell what makes him look so weird like that
 
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extremely high bonemass + very high set zygos

i think since he was such a smart guy his skull had to expand to fit his big brain lol

hes also 6'5" so his head is just really big too
Bounce on that goys cock harder nigga
 
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Temples wider than zygos
 
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extremely high bonemass + very high set zygos
Has nothing to do bro, literally has nothing to do lmfao

For example barrett has high bonemass and very high set zygos too..he doesnt look anything like Kirk..?
hes also 6'5" so his head is just really big too
Again, irrelevant

Cuz his body is proportional to his head ofc
 
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Bounce on that goys cock harder nigga
im not im just giving u the reason

he has a big head so his normal sized features appear smaller

his high set zygos doesnt help his es ratio

are you a nigger or something
 
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Temples wider than zygos
How could he fix it

And then again, yes that's a huge failo too

But even if u blur his forehead and temples, he still looks like shit

Theres smth wrong with his eyes and zygos

Like even make the IPD better bruh

Is it temporalis muscles or something?
 
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shit hairline that's why lmao
 
Has nothing to do bro, literally has nothing to do lmfao

For example barrett has high bonemass and very high set zygos too..he doesnt look anything like Kirk..?

Again, irrelevant

Cuz his body is proportional to his head ofc
bro tried to compare jordan barrett with charlie kirk as if thats a fair comparison

his facial features arent proportional to his head is what im saying
 
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His IPD was so fucking bad
 
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bro tried to compare jordan barrett with charlie kirk
You just said he looks like shit cuz of high bonemass and high set zygos

Irrelevant

I really can't tell what's wrong with his skull
 
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How could he fix it

And then again, yes that's a huge failo too

But even if u blur his forehead and temples, he still looks like shit

Theres smth wrong with his eyes and zygos

Like even make the IPD better bruh

Is it temporalis muscles or something?
No clue. Hes subhuman, no wonder the nigga started coping with politics
 
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i think he needs some raw milk and testicles
 
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You just said he looks like shit cuz of high bonemass and high set zygos

Irrelevant

I really can't tell what's wrong with his skull
no i said he has a bad es ratio because of his high bonemass and high set zygos compared to his more normal sized features

this isnt complicated you smoothbrain idiot
 
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Even if you morph the IPD for better, he still looks like shit

Something wrong with his zygos or something

I can't tell what it is though
His face is insanely flat, might be that.
 
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morph him so he has a good hairline and he would probably look normal tbh
Nope

Blur his forehead and blur his hair and everything in his upper third

He'll still look like shit

It's not the hairline making him look weird like that
 
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Why the fuck did he look so wide?

Is it because of wide temporalis + wide zygos combo

Arent wide zygos good? Why does his look ugly like that?

Yes his IPD is shit too but even if his ipd was better he would still look like shit

Arent wide zygos good? It looks ugly af on him

What surgeries would ascend him

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e is true adam
 
His IPD is good but eye seperation ratio is bad?
his IPD is normal but his es ratio compared to the width of his face is what makes people say he has a big head or a small face or whatever

tbh his skull is sort of unique he has a lightbulb shaped head
 
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Just another case of subhuman facial proportions and shitty temporal and temporalis muscles to make it worse. Here’s a morph I made that gave him a less wider, less longer skull with wider ipd and better face proportions overall:
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Just another case of subhuman facial proportions and shitty temporal and temporalis muscles to make it worse. Here’s a morph I made that gave him a less wider, less longer skull with wider ipd and better face proportions overall:
View attachment 4345130
So it's his temporalis causing that?
 
Why the fuck did he look so wide?

Is it because of wide temporalis + wide zygos combo

Arent wide zygos good? Why does his look ugly like that?

Yes his IPD is shit too but even if his ipd was better he would still look like shit

Arent wide zygos good? It looks ugly af on him

What surgeries would ascend him

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he had a fucked up bite thats the main issue, jfl if his bite wasnt fucked up, and he could hair fraud properly, and had wider jaw and more projected chin he would be chad
 
So it's his temporalis causing that?
Yeah his skull is just abnormally wide, this is a very intriguing case. Here you see I highlighted his TFWHR and widest point of the head. It’s very long and wide
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he had a fucked up bite thats the main issue, jfl if his bite wasnt fucked up, and he could hair fraud properly, and had wider jaw and more projected chin he would be chad
Yeah bro his bite is totally the reason his upper part of head is absolutely fucking huge and looks like an alien
 
Yeah bro his bite is totally the reason his upper part of head is absolutely fucking huge and looks like an alien
as i said u could hair fraud, hes literally norwood, if he had a bit of hair at the front it wouldnt even be that bad at all
 
He was a roided klinefelter, Its very clear when you look at his body composition
 
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That failo is unfixable right
Pretty much. Only fix is OBO + Bizygo & Temporal shaving, which are obviously risky & expensive. If your temples are VERY wide then you're pretty much fucked because you can only shave a few mm off the frontal & parietal bones before you make the bone too thin & unstable which is obviously really dangerous. Frauding with big thick hair is really the only option.

Although, it is possible that some width could be due to a hypertrophied temporalis muscle which Botox can fix. though, this wouldn't really effect the bizygo, only the posterior temporal area; The ESR would stay the same.

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"Wow!"

For Charlie's case, it was a combo of narrow IPD and a massive wide bobblehead skull. His IPD was 60mm, which is around the 10th percentile, and bizygo 152mm, around the 95th (also not to mention his temples extend ever wider than that). Too put that into perspective, Gandy has a 68mm IPD and a 144mm Bizygo. He's 8mm off in both categories, Really fucking brutal. His wide forehead also doesn't help.

His ESR is 0.40, a measly 1 point above Marko Jaric's 0.39. Cooked.

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Just another case of subhuman facial proportions and shitty temporal and temporalis muscles to make it worse. Here’s a morph I made that gave him a less wider, less longer skull with wider ipd and better face proportions overall:
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yo my temporalis muscles are obviously not as extreme as kirks but theyre wider than my zygos which I feel like is really rare. I‘ve been chewing hard gum for bigger massetters which really makes my jaw wider and boosts my appearance but it also makes my temporalis bigger. so should I stop chewing the hard gun even tho its kinda saves my jaw?
 

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