What will I say to my crush? You decide!

[thecel]

My giga-cute crush posted an Instagram story that said she's been getting lots of college mail ever since she took the SAT. I replied to her story and asked what she got on the SAT. She said 1530. Mogs me—the highest I've ever gotten on a practice test in 1520, and she scored 1530 on the real deal.

I need to respond to her soon! I don't have much time left.

If you have a good idea of what I can DM my crush, please post a reply that begins with the word "BLACKPILL" in bold and all caps followed by the DM suggestion. The first 10 of these replies can be voted on in the poll.

(If you have a crush DM suggestion, but you don't want it to be voted on, just reply without the "BLACKPILL" text indicator.)

She's taller than me, ultra thicc (what would be considered landwhale-tier here), and Black, if that matters at all.

I know y'all probably don't care, but I really want you guys to be serious with your suggestions. No goofing around. I will DM my crush the top-voted suggestion*, unless y'all don't take this seriously and only reply with shitty message suggestions.

*The top-voted reasonable DM for my situation. For example, if the #1 highest-voted DM is asking her out, and the #2 highest-voted DM is a pickup line, I will use #2 because I cannot go on dates.

UPDATE: No one used the all-caps, bold text marker, so the poll ain't gonna work. I'll just pick the reply I like the most (or maybe do a Google form in a next round if time permits). So much for "you decide." I was planning on making a whole series of threads with this system.

 

[Deleted member 9699]

tbh deleted bc i dont wanna troll

 

[Lux]

Say that's fucking good for a practice test & that she's high iq

 

[Deleted member 9699]

your crush is probably a 1PSL gook whore if she got 1530 on her SAT

 

[thecel]

your crush is probably a 1PSL gook whore if she got 1530 on her SAT

Lol, assumptions. She's a cute Black landwhale.

 

[Deleted member 9699]

Lol, assumptions. She's a cute Black landwhale.

mirin dumpster diving

 

[thecel]

mirin dumpster diving

"cute Black landwhale"

See the cute there? This is no average overweight girl.

She's high-IQ too cus she got a 1530

 

[Deleted member 9699]

"cute Black landwhale"

See the cute there? This is no average overweight girl.

cope tbh but i hope youre not wrong
i seen the "cute" but i dont think a landwhale could ever be cute jfl

goodluck with her though bro

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

"wow you're really smart to have achieved that grade, great job" then build a conversation talking about how she achieved it via studying or whatever and basically call her smart again and again. listen dude you're talking to virgins on an incel forum

 

[thecel]

virgins on an incel forum

Yet there are sex-having HTNs and chadlites here

 

[XXX.king]

one word, "smart"

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Yet there are sex-having HTNs and chadlites here

some larpers and that doesn't mean they know shit. you're on your own basically. there's no guide for being good in social situations

 

[thecel]

one word, "smart"

"wow you're really smart to have achieved that grade, great job" then build a conversation talking about how she achieved it via studying or whatever and basically call her smart again and again. listen dude you're talking to virgins on an incel forum

Say that's fucking good for a practice test & that she's high iq

No one added the "BLACKPILL" marker to their reply? Dang, I don't think that poll idea is working. I guess I'll have to pick the best response myself (or Imma do a Google form? jfl). Welp.

 

[Deleted member 5969]

compliment
build on compliment
introduction

 

[Deleted member 5969]

"wow you're really smart to have achieved that grade, great job" then build a conversation talking about how she achieved it via studying or whatever and basically call her smart again and again. listen dude you're talking to virgins on an incel forum

ye

 

[Deleted member 4797]

BLACKPILL

'So you think your smart now huh? '

'Well I know your smart-ISH, but grades dont mean everything, I wanna get to know you to find out the truth.'

Sommething like that, and dont put the 2nd part sent right away, send that bit a later after she took the first bait.

Game works 10x better when spoken irl than when texted though, so tell her that IRL instead of hiding behind texts u pussy.

 

[thecel]

More info:

She doesn't go to the same school as me. I know she's in speech & debate and supports BLM, but I don't know much else about her.

 

[Deleted member 7098]

BLACKPILL

'So you think your smart now huh? '

'Well I know your smart-ISH, but grades dont mean everything, I wanna get to know you to find out the truth.'

Sommething like that, and dont put the 2nd part sent right away, send that bit a later after she took the first bait.

Game works 10x better when spoken irl than when texted though, so tell her that IRL instead of hiding behind texts u pussy.

bro, leave some pussy for the rest of us. You got a Bimax and game

 

[paranakee]

what makes you think you have a chance with her?

 

[St. Wristcel]

nigga got iq mogged by a black landwhale
me too

 

[thecel]

what makes you think you have a chance with her?

Worth a try

 

[xefo]

she’s prob larping about her SAT if she’s black

 

[Hightwolf]

BLACKPILL test

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

She's Black

meanwhile thecel pulling to her crib to smash but instead her father take him for a long walk to marocccco

 

[johncruz12345]

I will give u some sat tips boyo. I got 1590