What's wrong with a caesar haircut?

[Richard_Hungwell]

I was browsing the incel wiki and came upon this page: https://incels.wiki/w/Haircel

A Haircel is someone who goes to the barber and asks for the, "regular", resulting in a foid massively cucking his hair, and then laughing about him to her barber friends behind his back. Haircels tend to get really proud of their haircuts, but then are dissapointed when no one notices what they spent $50 on.

The page then lists a caesar as one of the haircuts that make you a haircutcel...why is this?

They used this picture of Justin Bieber:

What is wrong with this haircut? It looks fine to me. Sure, maybe it's not the most flattering haircut he's ever had...but I don't see anything particularly wrong with it. Is it because the bangs are too short or something?

Is it because Jim Carrey sported a caesar in "Dumb and Dumber"? Did that film ruin caesars for all men?

I genuinely think the caesar haircut looks good on some men:

Again, is it the most flattering haircut these men have ever had? No, but again I don't see anything wrong with it. It's probably still a better option than a buzzcut for most men (particularly men who are in the beginning stages of male pattern baldness).

tl;dr Is it a chad-only haircut? Can only chads look good with a caesar? Do less attractive men look like dorks with super short bangs?

 

[Deleted member 11748]

tl;dr Is it a chad-only haircut? Can only chads look good with a caesar? Do less attractive men look like dorks with super short bangs?

yes

if you dont have bones you should just get a fringe to hide half of your incel face

 

[Deleted member 9217]

yes

if you dont have bones you should just get a fringe to hide half of your incel face

fringe can look pretty gay sometimes tho

 

[Entschuldigung]

it's for old men

 

[Deleted member 11748]

fringe can look pretty gay sometimes tho

gay is ideal in 2021

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

I was browsing the incel wiki and came upon this page: https://incels.wiki/w/Haircel



The page then lists a caesar as one of the haircuts that make you a haircutcel...why is this?

They used this picture of Justin Bieber:

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What is wrong with this haircut? It looks fine to me. Sure, maybe it's not the most flattering haircut he's ever had...but I don't see anything particularly wrong with it. Is it because the bangs are too short or something?

Is it because Jim Carrey sported a caesar in "Dumb and Dumber"? Did that film ruin caesars for all men?

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I genuinely think the caesar haircut looks good on some men:

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Again, is it the most flattering haircut these men have ever had? No, but again I don't see anything wrong with it. It's probably still a better option than a buzzcut for most men (particularly men who are in the beginning stages of male pattern baldness).

tl;dr Is it a chad-only haircut? Can only chads look good with a caesar? Do less attractive men look like dorks with super short bangs?

Personally i like it when i tried but there were some angles in which I looked aspie tbh. Mine was more pf a buzzcut with a slight fringe tbh. No definition is what make it look full aspie. Tbh if you look good with a buzz, you’d look even better with a caesar. I also had a better more masculine raw result pairing it with a 2 week beard

 

[Callooh_Calais]

I thought a Caesar was that closely-cropped buzz that Blacks and Latinos get which looks like a helmet

 

[Deleted member 5185]

Whatever that is its a shit haircut. You'd need to be redlining the PSL meter to pull that shit off. This is haircut to look Chad:

Girls love douchebro type haircuts. They want dark triad turbo alpha not "Idgaf how I look xd"