Where is the best place to put my gold reserves if I'm in trouble for tax evasion?

[Kaari]

Might have been a naughty boi and didn't pay my taxes, I think the feds might be all over me. I'm thinking of putting my gold reserves in the Falklands, but I heard the Falklands are riddled with the 14 eyes now. Any ideas of smuggling my gold reserves into locations where they can't be seized will be appreciated.

 

[undefined64]

In my pocket