WHERE WAS PEUBERT +LIL STORY (NOT LARP)

[Peubert]

THE ENTIRE FORUM HAS BEEN ASKING THE SAME QUESTION..

​

Spoiler: tldr

IVE BEEN GOONING, STUDYING (procrastinating) FOR FINALS, AND ALMOST SLAYED

ALR SO PAST COUPLE WEEKS IVE BEEN OFFLINE CUZ I TRIED TO LOCK IN TO STUDY FOR FINALSBUT IVE LOWKEY NOT DONE SHIT

BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HERE FOR THAT CUZ AS U SAW IN THE TLDR, I ALMOST SLAYED A HMTB IN MY CLASS BRO


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------STORY----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ALRIGHT SO I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND ITS THE LAST FRIDAY BEFORE FINALS WEEK SO EVERY FOID IN MY CLASS WAS GETTING SAD AND SHIT,

THEN I SAW HER IN CLASS WITH HER FRIENDS WEARING WHITE TSHIRTS, ASKING OTHER PEOPLE TO WRITE THEIR NAME ON THEIR SHIRTS

SO ME, LIKE THE CHADLITE TYRONE MAXXED CHAD I AM, DESCIDED TO WALK UP TO HER AND I SAID,

(read this in nonchalant tyrone voice) "heyy, what are you guys up to?" AND SHE SAID (read this in hmtb stacypotential, high estrogen voice) "oh hey peubert, were collecting peoples names on our shirts to remember them, YOU WANNA WRITE YOURS ON MINE?"




I LOWKEY KINDA PANICKED IN MY HEAD BUT I SAID (read this in chad voice bro) "yeah sure" AND I GRABBED A GREEN MARKER AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND SLIGHTLY BENDED OVER BRO (I SWEAR ON @copemaxingll SOUL THIS ISNT LARP)

SO I JUST IGNORE HER SLIGHTLY BENDING OVER CUZ I DIDNT WANNA GET BRICKED SO I STARTED WRITING MY NAME ON HER LEFT REAR DELT ( CUZ I PANICKED BRO idk)

AND AS I WAS WRITING, I SWEAR SHE STARTED MOANING BRO I SWEAR ON @epic09 LIFE, IF IM LYING GO AHEAD AND KILL EPIC09 BRO CUZ IM NOT LYING THIS SHIT LEGGIT HAPPEND,

ANYWAYS AS I WAS WRITING SHE WAS MOANING "aahhh peubert stooppuh" BUT PLAYFULLY BRO I NOTICED THAT BUT I DIDNT REACT ON IT BRO CUZ I GOT NERVOUS AND JUST FINISHED WRITING AND SAID THIS AWKWARD ND SHIT
"alright im done writing hehe" WHILE LOOKING LIKE THIS EMOJI

SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I DEAD ASS TURNED AROUND AND BASICALLY RAN AWAY TOWARDS MY AUTISTIC HOMIE WHO WAS DRAWING STRAIGHT DIH ON THE CHALKBOARD CUZ THE TEACHER LEFT

BUT MORAL OF THE STORY, I FUMBLED AGAIN BRO HOLY MOLY IM NEVER GETTING A GIRL
------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAP-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BUT I SWEAR THIS LAST FEW WEEKS IVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF IOI's (indicators of interest) FROM FOIDS I THOUGHT DIDNT KNOW I EXISTED

IDK IF I ASCENDED OR SUM BUT IT MIGHT JUST BE ME GROWING OUT MY HAIR FOR FIRST TIME AND MY SKIN BRIGHTNING IS SHOWING RESULTS LOWKEY

NEXT WEEK IM GONNA HAVE FINALS SO IDK IF IMMA BE ACTIVE GUYS I MISS ROTTING HERE

I LOWKEY FUMBLED MORE FOIDS THIS WEEK BUT THATS TOO EMBARASSING TO POST

TAGGING PEUBERT ASSOCIATES

@MrCrig @jzo @zudlife

 

[Peubert]

TAGGING PEOPLE
@Skitsuna @Revan @dragomog

 

[Peubert]

OH MY GAH GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTION HTB TEACHER APPROACHED ME BRO I SWEAR SHE WANTED ME

 

[zygosmasher]

Who?

 

[Peubert]

Who?

@cortisolman2 handle him real quick

 

[dragomog]

TAGGING PEOPLE
@Skitsuna @Revan @dragomog

tldr not reading this im bad at reading

 

[Revan]

lowkey one of the funniest guys on the forum

youre black?

 

[Peubert]

lowkey one of the funniest guys on the forum

youre black?

yeah , kinda awkward when lookin at ur new avi bro

tldr not reading this im bad at reading

son theres a tldr

 

[Revan]

yeah , kinda awkward when lookin at ur new avi bro


son theres a tldr

even tho im a radical nazi white supremacist i still like you

 

[Peubert]

@Petsmart @chang cypionate @unknownincel
damm bro were yall been

 

[Peubert]

even tho im a radical nazi white supremacist i still like you

aww thanks bro lets carry offtopic togheter (cuz its dry asl rn holy shit)

 

[Peubert]

b

 

[epic09]

I geuss im dead then

 

[Revan]

aww thanks bro lets carry offtopic togheter (cuz its dry asl rn holy shit)

we daz kangs of offtopic

 

[Peubert]

I geuss im dead then

bro i would never do that to u bro IT REALLY HAPPEND BRO TRUST ME

 

[epic09]

youre black?

W-whats wrong with t-that revan-kun

 

[Revan]

W-whats wrong with t-that revan-kun

youre jeet bro youre fine

a black jeet tho

 

[epic09]

youre jeet bro youre fine

a black jeet tho

Tf

 

[Peubert]

Tf

YOOO BRO CHILL, TS IS NOT MAKING UR FOID ALLEGATIONS LOOK ANY BETTER

 

[Revan]

Tf

we if yu waz a girl

 

[epic09]

we if yu waz a girl

 

[negativ_canthalshit]

THE ENTIRE FORUM HAS BEEN ASKING THE SAME QUESTION..
View attachment 5187319​

Spoiler: tldr

IVE BEEN GOONING, STUDYING (procrastinating) FOR FINALS, AND ALMOST SLAYED

ALR SO PAST COUPLE WEEKS IVE BEEN OFFLINE CUZ I TRIED TO LOCK IN TO STUDY FOR FINALSBUT IVE LOWKEY NOT DONE SHIT

BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HERE FOR THAT CUZ AS U SAW IN THE TLDR, I ALMOST SLAYED A HMTB IN MY CLASS BRO


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------STORY----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ALRIGHT SO I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND ITS THE LAST FRIDAY BEFORE FINALS WEEK SO EVERY FOID IN MY CLASS WAS GETTING SAD AND SHIT,

THEN I SAW HER IN CLASS WITH HER FRIENDS WEARING WHITE TSHIRTS, ASKING OTHER PEOPLE TO WRITE THEIR NAME ON THEIR SHIRTS

SO ME, LIKE THE CHADLITE TYRONE MAXXED CHAD I AM, DESCIDED TO WALK UP TO HER AND I SAID,

(read this in nonchalant tyrone voice) "heyy, what are you guys up to?" AND SHE SAID (read this in hmtb stacypotential, high estrogen voice) "oh hey peubert, were collecting peoples names on our shirts to remember them, YOU WANNA WRITE YOURS ON MINE?"




I LOWKEY KINDA PANICKED IN MY HEAD BUT I SAID (read this in chad voice bro) "yeah sure" AND I GRABBED A GREEN MARKER AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND SLIGHTLY BENDED OVER BRO (I SWEAR ON @copemaxingll SOUL THIS ISNT LARP)

SO I JUST IGNORE HER SLIGHTLY BENDING OVER CUZ I DIDNT WANNA GET BRICKED SO I STARTED WRITING MY NAME ON HER LEFT REAR DELT ( CUZ I PANICKED BRO idk)

AND AS I WAS WRITING, I SWEAR SHE STARTED MOANING BRO I SWEAR ON @epic09 LIFE, IF IM LYING GO AHEAD AND KILL EPIC09 BRO CUZ IM NOT LYING THIS SHIT LEGGIT HAPPEND,

ANYWAYS AS I WAS WRITING SHE WAS MOANING "aahhh peubert stooppuh" BUT PLAYFULLY BRO I NOTICED THAT BUT I DIDNT REACT ON IT BRO CUZ I GOT NERVOUS AND JUST FINISHED WRITING AND SAID THIS AWKWARD ND SHIT
"alright im done writing hehe" WHILE LOOKING LIKE THIS EMOJI

SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I DEAD ASS TURNED AROUND AND BASICALLY RAN AWAY TOWARDS MY AUTISTIC HOMIE WHO WAS DRAWING STRAIGHT DIH ON THE CHALKBOARD CUZ THE TEACHER LEFT

BUT MORAL OF THE STORY, I FUMBLED AGAIN BRO HOLY MOLY IM NEVER GETTING A GIRL
------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAP-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BUT I SWEAR THIS LAST FEW WEEKS IVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF IOI's (indicators of interest) FROM FOIDS I THOUGHT DIDNT KNOW I EXISTED

IDK IF I ASCENDED OR SUM BUT IT MIGHT JUST BE ME GROWING OUT MY HAIR FOR FIRST TIME AND MY SKIN BRIGHTNING IS SHOWING RESULTS LOWKEY

NEXT WEEK IM GONNA HAVE FINALS SO IDK IF IMMA BE ACTIVE GUYS I MISS ROTTING HERE

I LOWKEY FUMBLED MORE FOIDS THIS WEEK BUT THATS TOO EMBARASSING TO POST

TAGGING PEUBERT ASSOCIATES

@MrCrig @jzo @zudlife

FUARKKK

 

[Peubert]

we if yu waz a girl

faxxx

 

[Divineincel]

THE ENTIRE FORUM HAS BEEN ASKING THE SAME QUESTION..
View attachment 5187319​

Spoiler: tldr

IVE BEEN GOONING, STUDYING (procrastinating) FOR FINALS, AND ALMOST SLAYED

ALR SO PAST COUPLE WEEKS IVE BEEN OFFLINE CUZ I TRIED TO LOCK IN TO STUDY FOR FINALSBUT IVE LOWKEY NOT DONE SHIT

BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HERE FOR THAT CUZ AS U SAW IN THE TLDR, I ALMOST SLAYED A HMTB IN MY CLASS BRO


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------STORY----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ALRIGHT SO I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND ITS THE LAST FRIDAY BEFORE FINALS WEEK SO EVERY FOID IN MY CLASS WAS GETTING SAD AND SHIT,

THEN I SAW HER IN CLASS WITH HER FRIENDS WEARING WHITE TSHIRTS, ASKING OTHER PEOPLE TO WRITE THEIR NAME ON THEIR SHIRTS

SO ME, LIKE THE CHADLITE TYRONE MAXXED CHAD I AM, DESCIDED TO WALK UP TO HER AND I SAID,

(read this in nonchalant tyrone voice) "heyy, what are you guys up to?" AND SHE SAID (read this in hmtb stacypotential, high estrogen voice) "oh hey peubert, were collecting peoples names on our shirts to remember them, YOU WANNA WRITE YOURS ON MINE?"




I LOWKEY KINDA PANICKED IN MY HEAD BUT I SAID (read this in chad voice bro) "yeah sure" AND I GRABBED A GREEN MARKER AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND SLIGHTLY BENDED OVER BRO (I SWEAR ON @copemaxingll SOUL THIS ISNT LARP)

SO I JUST IGNORE HER SLIGHTLY BENDING OVER CUZ I DIDNT WANNA GET BRICKED SO I STARTED WRITING MY NAME ON HER LEFT REAR DELT ( CUZ I PANICKED BRO idk)

AND AS I WAS WRITING, I SWEAR SHE STARTED MOANING BRO I SWEAR ON @epic09 LIFE, IF IM LYING GO AHEAD AND KILL EPIC09 BRO CUZ IM NOT LYING THIS SHIT LEGGIT HAPPEND,

ANYWAYS AS I WAS WRITING SHE WAS MOANING "aahhh peubert stooppuh" BUT PLAYFULLY BRO I NOTICED THAT BUT I DIDNT REACT ON IT BRO CUZ I GOT NERVOUS AND JUST FINISHED WRITING AND SAID THIS AWKWARD ND SHIT
"alright im done writing hehe" WHILE LOOKING LIKE THIS EMOJI

SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I DEAD ASS TURNED AROUND AND BASICALLY RAN AWAY TOWARDS MY AUTISTIC HOMIE WHO WAS DRAWING STRAIGHT DIH ON THE CHALKBOARD CUZ THE TEACHER LEFT

BUT MORAL OF THE STORY, I FUMBLED AGAIN BRO HOLY MOLY IM NEVER GETTING A GIRL
------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAP-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BUT I SWEAR THIS LAST FEW WEEKS IVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF IOI's (indicators of interest) FROM FOIDS I THOUGHT DIDNT KNOW I EXISTED

IDK IF I ASCENDED OR SUM BUT IT MIGHT JUST BE ME GROWING OUT MY HAIR FOR FIRST TIME AND MY SKIN BRIGHTNING IS SHOWING RESULTS LOWKEY

NEXT WEEK IM GONNA HAVE FINALS SO IDK IF IMMA BE ACTIVE GUYS I MISS ROTTING HERE

I LOWKEY FUMBLED MORE FOIDS THIS WEEK BUT THATS TOO EMBARASSING TO POST

TAGGING PEUBERT ASSOCIATES

@MrCrig @jzo @zudlife

Nobody cares

 

[Topkra]

 

[Peubert]

Nobody cares

i thought we were buddies bro

 

[Peubert]

BUMP

 

[Peubert]

@Gengar’s Ghost sticky this real quick, this is forum wide news

 

[subtierjester]

Peubert you may be delusional

 

[Final Fantasy]

yay

 

[Peubert]

Peubert you may be delusional

 

[copemaxingll]

(I SWEAR ON @

@copemaxingll SOUL THIS ISNT LARP)

Guys im dead

 

[zudlife]

THE ENTIRE FORUM HAS BEEN ASKING THE SAME QUESTION..
View attachment 5187319​

Spoiler: tldr

IVE BEEN GOONING, STUDYING (procrastinating) FOR FINALS, AND ALMOST SLAYED

ALR SO PAST COUPLE WEEKS IVE BEEN OFFLINE CUZ I TRIED TO LOCK IN TO STUDY FOR FINALSBUT IVE LOWKEY NOT DONE SHIT

BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HERE FOR THAT CUZ AS U SAW IN THE TLDR, I ALMOST SLAYED A HMTB IN MY CLASS BRO


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------STORY----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ALRIGHT SO I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND ITS THE LAST FRIDAY BEFORE FINALS WEEK SO EVERY FOID IN MY CLASS WAS GETTING SAD AND SHIT,

THEN I SAW HER IN CLASS WITH HER FRIENDS WEARING WHITE TSHIRTS, ASKING OTHER PEOPLE TO WRITE THEIR NAME ON THEIR SHIRTS

SO ME, LIKE THE CHADLITE TYRONE MAXXED CHAD I AM, DESCIDED TO WALK UP TO HER AND I SAID,

(read this in nonchalant tyrone voice) "heyy, what are you guys up to?" AND SHE SAID (read this in hmtb stacypotential, high estrogen voice) "oh hey peubert, were collecting peoples names on our shirts to remember them, YOU WANNA WRITE YOURS ON MINE?"




I LOWKEY KINDA PANICKED IN MY HEAD BUT I SAID (read this in chad voice bro) "yeah sure" AND I GRABBED A GREEN MARKER AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND SLIGHTLY BENDED OVER BRO (I SWEAR ON @copemaxingll SOUL THIS ISNT LARP)

SO I JUST IGNORE HER SLIGHTLY BENDING OVER CUZ I DIDNT WANNA GET BRICKED SO I STARTED WRITING MY NAME ON HER LEFT REAR DELT ( CUZ I PANICKED BRO idk)

AND AS I WAS WRITING, I SWEAR SHE STARTED MOANING BRO I SWEAR ON @epic09 LIFE, IF IM LYING GO AHEAD AND KILL EPIC09 BRO CUZ IM NOT LYING THIS SHIT LEGGIT HAPPEND,

ANYWAYS AS I WAS WRITING SHE WAS MOANING "aahhh peubert stooppuh" BUT PLAYFULLY BRO I NOTICED THAT BUT I DIDNT REACT ON IT BRO CUZ I GOT NERVOUS AND JUST FINISHED WRITING AND SAID THIS AWKWARD ND SHIT
"alright im done writing hehe" WHILE LOOKING LIKE THIS EMOJI

SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I DEAD ASS TURNED AROUND AND BASICALLY RAN AWAY TOWARDS MY AUTISTIC HOMIE WHO WAS DRAWING STRAIGHT DIH ON THE CHALKBOARD CUZ THE TEACHER LEFT

BUT MORAL OF THE STORY, I FUMBLED AGAIN BRO HOLY MOLY IM NEVER GETTING A GIRL
------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAP-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BUT I SWEAR THIS LAST FEW WEEKS IVE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF IOI's (indicators of interest) FROM FOIDS I THOUGHT DIDNT KNOW I EXISTED

IDK IF I ASCENDED OR SUM BUT IT MIGHT JUST BE ME GROWING OUT MY HAIR FOR FIRST TIME AND MY SKIN BRIGHTNING IS SHOWING RESULTS LOWKEY

NEXT WEEK IM GONNA HAVE FINALS SO IDK IF IMMA BE ACTIVE GUYS I MISS ROTTING HERE

I LOWKEY FUMBLED MORE FOIDS THIS WEEK BUT THATS TOO EMBARASSING TO POST

TAGGING PEUBERT ASSOCIATES

@MrCrig @jzo @zudlife

Not larp btw this has happened to me
The ink from the marker might've been cold and she moaned (idk why a person would moan to that)
@epic09 and @copemaxngdl you guys are living dw
Certified by @zudlife it is NOT TAILS