WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO FRATMAX: A GUIDE

SO MANY WHITE MEN ARE MISSING OUT ON THEIR TRUE POTENTIAL BECAUSE THEY DON'T FRATMAX
(pt 2 of this jester series lol)

If you are atleast 5'7 and hltn you need to fratmax!!!! This instantly elevates your social status among your fellow mayos and gives you an increase in perceived smv and masculinity!!

Now you may be asking how DO I fratmax???

1. OLD MONEY AND RACIST PEOPLE CLOTHING​

this includes:

• Quarter-zips
• Polo shirts
• Oxford button-downs
• Linen shirts
• Vineyard Vines
• Lululemon ABC pants
• Chino shorts (5–7" inseam)
• Khaki chinos
• Onclouds
• Adidas Sambas
• New Balances
• Boat shoes or loafers
• Flip flops

putting these in your wardrobe will instantly make you racist and give you a jbw halo. make sure you are using correct proportions when wearing these or else you will look gay.


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2. HAIR

tbh, hair doesnt play a huge factor in the fratmax due to mayo hair being pretty diverse but below are just a few suggestions depending on your hair type

• Textured fringe
• Modern middle part
• Low taper with volume
• Mop top

just make sure you're blonde or brunette or this guide isnt for you lololololol

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3. PHYSIQUE

Honestly the most important thing is that you arent a fat fatty fatty pig. aim for around 15-12% bf and focus on mostly upper body. having the right build will give you a huge boost in how the clothes fit you and your proportions.

^this honestly what you should be shooting for

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4. ONLINE PRESENCE/HOBBIES/FRIEND GROUP

THESE ARE NON NEGOTIABLE

• GOLF
• POKER
• FISHING
• ALCOHOL

THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS AS MOST SOCIAL SITUATIONS WILL REVOLVE AROUND THESE THINGS

if you cant handle alcohol its already over for you, while you're struggling to stay conscious after taking 2 shots, a random chad from alpha alpha alpha phi will be boston crabbing the girl that was just giving you like 50 iois.

Always posts group selfies with you and your "friends" golfing and fishing, this will make you seem like you actually have fun with your life when you actually hate doing these retard activities.

Your friend group should consist of:

• lacrosse players
• football players
• soccer players (NO MEXICANS)
• baseball players (NO DOMINICANS)

they should all be white with blonde or brunette hair.

YOU NEED TO START GOING TO PARTIES,
seriously you need to start inviting yourself to these events and start acquainting yourself with every fucking fellow mayo in that house. especially try to make friends with the people hosting these parties and always get in the digital cam pictures with the white mtbs so you can repost/post them on your story
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ENDNOTE: tbh this is pretty much all jester but if you fit the criteria this could honestly work for you

@bluebandz
@GoyLite

this is for you

 

[Dravadre]

i farted

 

[peter1287]

just lol