Who are the oldest users on here?

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If ur above 25 on here it’s over
 
@_MVP_ is 33 I also remember there was a 40 something year old here

Most are late teens/ early 20s from 16-20
 
I'm 51! I'm probably the oldest user here!
 
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a few in their 40s i think, definitely late 30s though
 
Idk but there is a .is user who is 61
 
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i’m prob in the top 25?

i’ll be 40 in april
 
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@OldRooster: 63
@AlexBrown84: claims 39
@Lefty Rankin: 36
 
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i’m prob in the top 25?

i’ll be 40 in april
what do you use for ur skin nigga how u look so young its gotta be the black genes coming in clutch cuz I feel like if u were full white you would look like a wrinkly oldcel, maybe that bantu ancestry was useful after all
 
Turned 57 last summer. I may be old but I still fuck niggers in the ass
 
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i’ll be 40 in april
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what do you use for ur skin nigga how u look so young its gotta be the black genes coming in clutch cuz I feel like if u were full white you would look like a wrinkly oldcel, maybe that bantu ancestry was useful after all
i’ve gotten a few anti aging procedures since retiring

i used to look like a dryed up potato

also now that i can grow my hair out since i’ve gotten out of the military i think it’s helped

girls gasp when i tell them in 39 and then ask what year i was born in etc
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i’ve gotten a few anti aging procedures since retiring

i used to look like a dryed up potato

also now that i can grow my hair out since i’ve gotten out of the military i think it’s helped

girls gasp when i tell them in 39 and then ask what year i was born in etc
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ngl I feel like the fact that your relatively old despite looking young is actually a halo compared to if you were the same age as how old you look. I.e. I believe you have higher SMV as a 40 year old born in 1984 compared to if you were 25 and born in 1998 assuming you look the exact same in both scenarios. Cuz there's something badass about looking young while actually being old kinda like a vampire + you come off as more mature to young foids.
 
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@_MVP_ is 33 I also remember there was a 40 something year old here

Most are late teens/ early 20s from 16-20
idk if you talking about me but I'm pushing 60
 
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idk if you talking about me but I'm pushing 60
How do u even find a forum like this at that age

And are u still a virgin?
 
through my son

yeah
how do u have a son then?

Also is he in this website? Thought the only person with family members here was @TRUE_CEL
 
how do u have a son then?

Also is he in this website? Thought the only person with family members here was @TRUE_CEL
my son is @AlexBrown84
 
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i'm 40 and not LARPing like presumably the rest of the supposed oldcels
 

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