who here knows how to unlock a coinbase account

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i'll give u crypto if u help me 🙏🙏🙏

i basically cant unlock the account because it's not in my name , i used my sisters info because she's older but i can log in and shit
 
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this is coinbase support india how may I help you
 
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i'll give u crypto if u help me 🙏🙏🙏

i basically cant unlock the account because it's not in my name , i used my sisters info because she's older but i can log in and shit
I dont know much but i can try to help, whats stopping you from just using her info to log back in?
 
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i'll give u crypto if u help me 🙏🙏🙏

i basically cant unlock the account because it's not in my name , i used my sisters info because she's older but i can log in and shit
Give me the info I’ll unlock it
 
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I dont know much but i can try to help, whats stopping you from just using her info to log back in?
bro coinbase is now requiring live face verificatiin

ts is so retarded i'm so unlucky a year ago i was able to perfectly create and use the account just with her id now they want her live face :feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
bro coinbase is now requiring live face verificatiin

ts is so retarded i'm so unlucky a year ago i was able to perfectly create and use the account just with her id now they want her live face :feelswhy::feelswhy:
why dont you just trick her or something, tell her its a looksmaxxing face scan app:lul:
 
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why dont you just trick her or something, tell her its a looksmaxxing face scan app:lul:
I did that to my friend once to get his face on sora ai lmao:lul:
 
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why dont you just trick her or something, tell her its a looksmaxxing face scan app:lul:
i thought of something along those lines

didn't think she would be that retarded but honestly should've just tried this :feelsbadman:

i thought i could reason with the bitch :feelswah:
 
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i thought of something along those lines

didn't think she would be that retarded but honestly should've just tried this :feelsbadman:

i thought i could reason with the bitch :feelswah:
damn lol, theres other ways to try it like is there a pattern for the live video how does it work? like for example it makes you look straight then to the side etc
 
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also how much was on your crypto wallet?
 
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damn lol, theres other ways to try it like is there a pattern for the live video how does it work? like for example it makes you look straight then to the side etc
yes straight to both sides and it has www.coinbase at the very top but she probably wouldn't have known what that was holy shit i'm so dumb for not trying to larp
 
$252. by far not the most money i've lost but kinda painful right now
fuck man try somehow getting a video of her looking at the camera then to the side and like try to see if the thing will accept a video, like maybe put the video on another device?
 
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I remember loosing 300 ish bucks by buying hgh from a impersonator source:feelswhy:
yea ts stings bro and it keeps happening to me like i lose $2k every year

God wants me to rope
 
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fuck man try somehow getting a video of her looking at the camera then to the side and like try to see if the thing will accept a video, like maybe put the video on another device?
not a bad idea she probably has a vid like that on her phone :bigbrain: but i don't know the pw:feelswah:
 
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how?! 2000 dollars?
lost $1k on memecoins , lost $400 worth of peptides after my parents found it, my parents took all the money in my account as a punishment

holy shit it never ends:feelswah:
 
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fuck man try somehow getting a video of her looking at the camera then to the side and like try to see if the thing will accept a video, like maybe put the video on another device?
WAIT I LOVE U JUST GAVE ME TO GREATEST IDEA

IM GOING TO MAKE AN AI VIDEO OF HER SHI I GOT A BUNCH IF PICS OF HER IN MY PHONE
 
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not a bad idea she probably has a vid like that on her phone :bigbrain: but i don't know the pw:feelswah:
hmm you can find a way to get that video if you try prolly idk
i'm just unlucky man

any money i make i never keep it or reap benefits im dirt poor
sucks to hear
lost $1k on memecoins , lost $400 worth of peptides after my parents found it, my parents took all the money in my account as a punishment

holy shit it never ends:feelswah:
peps are hard to hide cause they gotta be refridgerated, luckily my parents are fine with my gh use:love:, i only have to hide my test
 
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WAIT I LOVE U JUST GAVE ME TO GREATEST IDEA

IM GOING TO MAKE AN AI VIDEO OF HER SHI I GOT A BUNCH IF PICS OF HER IN MY PHONE
smaart nigga, I think as long as the front profile is accurate it will be fine, if you used her id to make an account or something they wont know what the side profile looks like(y)
 
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good luck nigga🫡 lmk if it worked, I love the spongebob themed profile btw lol
 
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send the money first :geek:
 
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good luck nigga🫡 lmk if it worked, I love the spongebob themed profile btw lol
GOOD NEWS HOLY I JUST GENERATED AN AMAZING VIDEO I JUST NEED TO SNEAK IN HER ROOM AND GET HER ID TO TRY IT :love::love:

PROBLEM IS ITS NIGHTTIME AND SHE MIGHT SLEEP SOON AND SHE LEAVES TO LONDON TMMRW:feelswhy:
 
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our next malone lam ❤️
 
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GOOD NEWS HOLY I JUST GENERATED AN AMAZING VIDEO I JUST NEED TO SNEAK IN HER ROOM AND GET HER ID TO TRY IT :love::love:

PROBLEM IS ITS NIGHTTIME AND SHE MIGHT SLEEP SOON AND SHE LEAVES TO LONDON TMMRW:feelswhy:
what type of id? like its likely she will leave it at home if its unneccessairy, she will prolly only bring her passport and shit. im pretty sure I leave all my shit at home when I travel besides travel documents
 
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what type of id? like its likely she will leave it at home if its unneccessairy, she will prolly only bring her passport and shit. im pretty sure I leave all my shit at home when I travel besides travel documents
sadly she holds all her documents in one purse she takes i know this from snooping around in her room:feelswah:

also when she snitched on me my parents warned her to be extra careful with her shit:feelswhy:

BUT I WONT GIVE UP :lasereyes::lasereyes:
 
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sadly she holds all her documents in one purse she takes i know this from snooping around in her room:feelswah:

also when she snitched on me my parents warned her to be extra careful with her shit:feelswhy:

BUT I WONT GIVE UP :lasereyes::lasereyes:
damn lol, why dont u just fake the id?
 
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No way of doing this
 
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damn lol, why dont u just fake the id?
haha no need i have access to it just snuck in her room and took it lets see how it goes im shaking i dont know when ive become so low inhib i took the entire purse
 
ai video of sister turning head:feelswhy:

i'm so scared bro i need to return her purse
fuck nigga i thought u only took the id what are you thinking, shit I hope you didnt get caught as you havent updated yet. youre parents will kill you:lul:
 
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fuck nigga i thought u only took the id what are you thinking, shit I hope you didnt get caught as you havent updated yet. youre parents will kill you:lul:
it genuinely doesn't work
 
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fuck nigga i thought u only took the id what are you thinking, shit I hope you didnt get caught as you havent updated yet. youre parents will kill you:lul:
it like auto declines me bro fuck i just want my money:feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
How much is in the account
 
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fuck nigga i thought u only took the id what are you thinking, shit I hope you didnt get caught as you havent updated yet. youre parents will kill you:lul:
i swear the very first time took a good 4 minutes to verify made me start believing in God praising him and shi but it still declined at the end :lul::lul:
 

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