who here knows how to unlock a coinbase account

[134applesauce456]

Gng you’re going to jail

gng i didn't even do shit to her except call her ugly when we were young

 

[youraveragenormie15]

gng i didn't even do shit to her except call her ugly when we were young

You’re awesome

 

[roidar]

she called the cops on my bro did u see they pulling up to my house ill uodate

im just gonna say i want a lawyer idk

bro I cant tell if youre being serous now, any updates?

 

[134applesauce456]

bro I cant tell if youre being serous now, any updates?

i'm so dead serious bro you can't make this shit up

how fucking unlucky do i have to be for her to randomly check for her id within the hour i had jt

this shit is predestination

 

[illoan82]

i'll give u crypto if u help me

i basically cant unlock the account because it's not in my name , i used my sisters info because she's older but i can log in and shit

,maybe get ur sister to do it then? also u can dispute crypto charges there jfl i duplicated it

 

[roidar]

i'm so dead serious bro you can't make this shit up

how fucking unlucky do i have to be for her to randomly check for her id within the hour i had jt

this shit is predestination

any updates?

 

[134applesauce456]

any updates?

they haven't come yet but i can't sleep and i got work tmmrw

my parents might make me quit my job so i stop getting money they've done this beforee

 

[roidar]

they haven't come yet but i can't sleep and i got work tmmrw

my parents might make me quit my job so i stop getting money they've done this beforee

what the fuck

 

[134applesauce456]

what the fuck

i can't even cope im just accepting what life is going to throw at me tmmrw

i don't even wanna go to sleep

 

[Lacymusic999]

bro coinbase is now requiring live face verificatiin

ts is so retarded i'm so unlucky a year ago i was able to perfectly create and use the account just with her id now they want her live face

just ask and give her like 10 bucks

 

[roidar]

i can't even cope im just accepting what life is going to throw at me tmmrw

i don't even wanna go to sleep

you okay bro?