Why aren't human testicles optimally placed?

[User28823]

Take a lion for example, their testicles are on the rear most part of their body allowing them to lay their legs comfortably while sleeping on their side without squishing their balls

But when I go and try to do the same, my testicles squish and I take 10 minutes moving around every night trying to get my balls in a comfortable position.

Is testicle rearrangement surgery the next meta?

 

[Saint Casanova]

Take a lion for example, their testicles are on the rear most part of their body allowing them to lay their legs comfortably while sleeping on their side without squishing their balls

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But when I go and try to do the same, my testicles squish and I take 10 minutes moving around every night trying to get my balls in a comfortable position.

Is testicle rearrangement surgery the next meta?

Placement doesn’t matter, only size. If they’re not the size of Kiwis, you’re not a man

 

[Deleted member 133318]

i have tiny manlet balls so i don’t have any problem with laying on my side

 

[User28823]

Placement doesn’t matter, only size. If they’re not the size of Kiwis, you’re not a man

mine are so big i have to move em around for 10 mins

did u read the thread ?

 

[Saint Casanova]

mine are so big i have to move em around for 10 mins

did u read the thread ?

Oh dear. You have testicular cancer

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

Because humans are two legged not four dumbass