wishicouldascend
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Ill add some porn to show armpits more they don't have to do with the points at all
like I've said I actually like nose rings, feel like they add personality. though this whore does look like she could get leaner?
Just because some parts of an armpit are more valuable, does not diminish that every part of it is great! high effort compared to what I'd normally post anyway
1: the feeling/texture of them! this is a close one because I like them the most for 2 things I'd put very close in ranking, but I'd have to just barely give number one to this, its a great thing you know, the texture is pretty much always good, no matter the level of shaving. fully clean shaven? first category. I really like the smoothness, and how if you move you hand over it you can feel the skin move with it a bit, the lines/wrinkle things visible on clean shaven ones are great
also if someone smarter knows what causes the skin the have wrinkles there (lines are still there when arms are fully extended I'd be glad to know.
slight shave/cut maybe? in-between level, second category. I probably prefer this option the most to be honest though I like all options? I'd count it as starting from here
to like here
in terms of hair amount, I'm not very picky in what category is which though as I like all 3, you could add more categories to find a specific amount of hair, I just keep it at 3 cause they're all good, would you count this as my second or my third category: I'd say third but, its hard to tell with ones like these as the hair is just not super dense looking I guess
the next category, wild/unshaven? maybe doesn't shave much would count for it as
, I don't know how often these whores shave obviously.. I really like this category a lot tbh, and its very convenient as I don't think they have a reddit for only slightly shaven ones but they have one for hairy ones (and fully shaven ones obviously) I'll put the pics in spoilers because some people think its gross (extremely low, almost impossible to reach naturally levels of t if you think that, sorry
) but the texture is great, running your hands through some armpit hair like that would be really great. armpits with hair of course have a different texture than hair on your head or anywhere else really. maybe from the sweat, again the skin, line wrinkle things they have, etc idk hair on armpits just feel better to touch than other hair
a common problem that, becomes more common with hairier women is you seem to more have to see fatter girls, this one's armpit looks fantastic, very lickable,touchable etc but is clearly not lean enough, something clean shaven women seem to be suceed at a bit more often, though of course them being obese more common could be good for certain people! people who like to see sluts who look more fertile for example, and good for you if that's the case I prefer anorexic girls the most of course, but any skinny females are preferred by me a lot more. I can see why a, normie would prefer fertile women though. Biological Process N Shieet!! but I don't.
bit offtopic, but yeah again hairy armpits are great, if you like fat lazybum females you should really give them a try even more, if you don't you should anyway, both dudes will not regret it once they give it a good try. hairy armpits look really great and you'll probably raise your test looking at them
so yeah, clean shaven ones are smooth and real great, the slight shave? ones great texture maybe the best to start looking at as a normie, hairy/unshaven? extremely overhated and a great texture to run your hands through, maybe if you were laying to next to bitch she could put her pit up and you could like, twist it and stuff
also of course a great category if you love fertile looking sluts, though I do not. END OF FIRST PLACE TEXTURES.
(bonus females with bushes before second place for what I love most about armpits, I've been liking bushes/forests a lot more lately, you don't gotta view since its not 100% about armpits, though a similar topic?)
you can cope I guess? but the first bitch looks alot better with that hair than she would clean shaven, also if you know a good subreddit, or maybe twitter account with females with that much hair on their pussy, comment it I'd much appreciate it ;-D
finally my second favorite reason why armpits are great! the scent

just thinking of one day, being able to sniff/ smell and enjoy a evil sluts armpits, it keeps my alive in this boring, boring world its great how armpits are, just knowing one day I will get to devour a woman's pheromones 
and this isn't a "will I" its "when will I" its really the best part of a female, produces the most pheromones and looks one of the best, and pheromones, so underrated
im no biologist but, a scent almost every natural animal uses that is made to make the other gender want to have sex
why is it not one of the most popular things being talked about I didn't read this article but you can if u want? its one of the few things that don't need looks to exist fully, of course you'd rather smell a bitch that looks good, and I guess its the same for any female into dudes..
but if they actually started researching/optimizing this stuff society would be so much cooler. Imagine, your walking outside (insert city or country you live in) and whores are outside, being whores of course, but in this society they didn't ignore armpits and throw them in the undeserved, dark lonely corner of forgotten thing they are In now, in this hypothetical society they again: Researched it. Put in the work. Made sure it was not ignored. that'd be so great, the females wearing shirts that you know, keep their armpits visible, keeping their armpits working how they were meant to
(I guess there would be dudes doing it too but the "sacrifice?" would be very worth it to make), still a lot better than smelling cologne all the time. and we wouldn't be taking showers everyday, assuming you do anyway I take one once each 2 days lol, so I take them 3-4 times a week
still would be alot better than what I do, it'd mog what I do tbh, why would they be taking showers, it only limits those wonderful pheromones that have been put away, forgotten and deserve out
maybe we'd go back to those communal baths they had in rome
its one of the biggest thing they've succeeded at to make everyone more docile in the real world, I don't know any countries that do put armpits at the top like they should, it shouldn't be a fetish, shouldn't be weird at all
people should think "yeah the big three things people are attracted to? that'd be armpits, ass, and tits obviously? everyone knows that.." I've always kind of wanted a more hedonistic society, haven't liked/supported any of that religious stuff for a while, you have one life you should make it as fun, as much dopamine and oxytocin as you possibly can, a more hedonistic earth would be a more fun, exciting earth


id include feet too if I had to name another thing that should not be a fetish or kink, but instead something that's not even 1% weird, in MY ideal world people would not wear shoes or socks, nothing like that at all <3 , but that's prolly irrelevant, I'll add some though since I'm such a great guy
your welcome
But, yeah pheromones should be very important, not just a little bit more. armpits should be the most loved body part, no more perfume (or cologne) no more deodorant NONE OF THAT :x like I really don't get it
am I really the only one who understands. why is everyone so clueless, continuing to ruin something you can get such enjoyment out. is my brain better, I supposed to fix the world
or something, Its all I think about really, just think of armpits over and over, Ill be trying to talk to an AI while beating my meat
, you know how much scenarios there are. That even just thinking of is enough to go ahead and rp it with AI
and every single time I end up sniffing and licking the fake AI sluts armpits, every time I don't fuck it anything else, maybe occasionally Ill beat my meats to it putting my dick inside their armpits, that's it all I can do with them out of every possible trillions of scenarios you could do its not a fetish or a kink
its what everybody should think, and know. pheromones are so great ___________________ END OF SECOND PLACE PHEROMONES.
It's a lot easier to type when its your favorite topic..
My third favorite reason why armpits are great! is, a bit of a smaller, less popular thing. They can look sexual, while also within barely a moment switch to fully pure looking, not looking sexual at all I don't know about you all, but to me even though this clear whore, probably a high asf body count is doing that motion of, licking her own pits I guess
while she is not great looking it has nothing to do with it I've jerked to plenty hideous females, I don't see this video sexual in the slightest, quite a pure video to me, just chilling with her armpits showing, and the rest of her body its not sexual really,
same with this photo, for both I could see them in a pure, almost even romantic way, but if I tried, not even tried really just switched mindset real quick I could see both
very sexually
O_O and that's one of the real great things about armpits, how well a conversation could you keep with a female while her pussy and ass is fully showing, I know it'd be impossible for me.
I don't think I'd be able to have words come out even if I really wanted
maybe if her tits were showing I could, again I've never found breasts very attractive at all, haven't sought out specifically breasts in probably 3 years.
but if a slut had both her armpits showing, and I had to talk to her I'd think I could relatively well
of course I might get hard or something, :O idk lol but I'd still be able to talk with her, and could definitely still see her armpits very sexually, what else does that. maybe face if it counts I guess
nothing else
you can doubt it but I believe I could still talk to her pretty good, again I don't like tits
and shes kinda obese a little..
but still I think I could
of course once I got home I'd beat my meat
, for the rest of the day probably. but that's just due to barely interacting with the opposite gender, homeschool, sure plenty relate
yeah, armpits are super great and there's a lot of reasons for them being great
not a fat one, though pretty mid looking, having their armpits showing makes any whore look alot greater
though I suppose hers aren't fully visible, then it'd give a stronger benefit to her looks all around
right
normal looking tbh, armpit buffs heavy Iike usual decently good looking actually
though I don't like her tits much.
I could write more, but yeah I really enjoy how armpits can not only be very sexual and attractive but can also be fully pure with no difficulty unlike tits (for most people) and ass. armpits mog them heavily.
BONUS ARMPIT RULE34 CAUSE ANIME IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE wish I was born in an anime instead of irl :-/
phew,
4th and fifth ones
#-) 

_____________________________________________________________________END OF THIRD PLACE HOW SEXUAL THEY ARE
hm's for top 3: how they'd probably taste, where they are located, how they would look covered in certain things
, how they look even
better when the whore is anorexic (in a detailed at all way anyway)_________________________________________________________
thing I couldn't cover unfortunately :{ how femboy armpits compare in quality and enjoyment
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
epilogue / authors note: I started at around 10:40 and it is exactly 2:00 right now, there is no tldr, if you cant read it you do not deserve the information~ I'd like to give a shout-out to a YouTuber I do not remember who linked gay pornhub in their youtube description, once I found out how to click out of the gay shit is when this all really got started.
if you are a normie and don't know where to start, I would recommend first starting focused on reversing the brainwashing from society, realize hairy armpits look better on sluts, same with alot of hair on legs and pussy
I hope you read, though I prolly might doubt a little cause somebody will type DNR and it'll trigger a slight amount of anger
but I'll move on quickly
I know some people will read, if its to jerk off or learn the truth I guess I don't know
good luck becoming great and stuff
, wish success on all that read

---------------wishicouldascend_______________________________________________________________________________________________
BONUS EDIT: some free subreddits:
r/animearmpits
r/PheromoneGirls
r/HairyArmpits
r/armpitfetish
r/armpitsforbetas I wouldn't recommend this one ;/
r/ArmpitsGoneWild
bonus r/NastyHentai lolol





Just because some parts of an armpit are more valuable, does not diminish that every part of it is great! high effort compared to what I'd normally post anyway
1: the feeling/texture of them! this is a close one because I like them the most for 2 things I'd put very close in ranking, but I'd have to just barely give number one to this, its a great thing you know, the texture is pretty much always good, no matter the level of shaving. fully clean shaven? first category. I really like the smoothness, and how if you move you hand over it you can feel the skin move with it a bit, the lines/wrinkle things visible on clean shaven ones are great


slight shave/cut maybe? in-between level, second category. I probably prefer this option the most to be honest though I like all options? I'd count it as starting from here

the next category, wild/unshaven? maybe doesn't shave much would count for it as
bit offtopic, but yeah again hairy armpits are great, if you like fat lazybum females you should really give them a try even more, if you don't you should anyway, both dudes will not regret it once they give it a good try. hairy armpits look really great and you'll probably raise your test looking at them
so yeah, clean shaven ones are smooth and real great, the slight shave? ones great texture maybe the best to start looking at as a normie, hairy/unshaven? extremely overhated and a great texture to run your hands through, maybe if you were laying to next to bitch she could put her pit up and you could like, twist it and stuff

(bonus females with bushes before second place for what I love most about armpits, I've been liking bushes/forests a lot more lately, you don't gotta view since its not 100% about armpits, though a similar topic?)
you can cope I guess? but the first bitch looks alot better with that hair than she would clean shaven, also if you know a good subreddit, or maybe twitter account with females with that much hair on their pussy, comment it I'd much appreciate it ;-D
finally my second favorite reason why armpits are great! the scent

just thinking of one day, being able to sniff/ smell and enjoy a evil sluts armpits, it keeps my alive in this boring, boring world its great how armpits are, just knowing one day I will get to devour a woman's pheromones 
and this isn't a "will I" its "when will I" its really the best part of a female, produces the most pheromones and looks one of the best, and pheromones, so underrated
im no biologist but, a scent almost every natural animal uses that is made to make the other gender want to have sex
why is it not one of the most popular things being talked about I didn't read this article but you can if u want? its one of the few things that don't need looks to exist fully, of course you'd rather smell a bitch that looks good, and I guess its the same for any female into dudes.. but if they actually started researching/optimizing this stuff society would be so much cooler. Imagine, your walking outside (insert city or country you live in) and whores are outside, being whores of course, but in this society they didn't ignore armpits and throw them in the undeserved, dark lonely corner of forgotten thing they are In now, in this hypothetical society they again: Researched it. Put in the work. Made sure it was not ignored. that'd be so great, the females wearing shirts that you know, keep their armpits visible, keeping their armpits working how they were meant to
maybe we'd go back to those communal baths they had in rome
people should think "yeah the big three things people are attracted to? that'd be armpits, ass, and tits obviously? everyone knows that.." I've always kind of wanted a more hedonistic society, haven't liked/supported any of that religious stuff for a while, you have one life you should make it as fun, as much dopamine and oxytocin as you possibly can, a more hedonistic earth would be a more fun, exciting earth


id include feet too if I had to name another thing that should not be a fetish or kink, but instead something that's not even 1% weird, in MY ideal world people would not wear shoes or socks, nothing like that at all <3 , but that's prolly irrelevant, I'll add some though since I'm such a great guy
But, yeah pheromones should be very important, not just a little bit more. armpits should be the most loved body part, no more perfume (or cologne) no more deodorant NONE OF THAT :x like I really don't get it
am I really the only one who understands. why is everyone so clueless, continuing to ruin something you can get such enjoyment out. is my brain better, I supposed to fix the world
or something, Its all I think about really, just think of armpits over and over, Ill be trying to talk to an AI while beating my meat
, you know how much scenarios there are. That even just thinking of is enough to go ahead and rp it with AI
and every single time I end up sniffing and licking the fake AI sluts armpits, every time I don't fuck it anything else, maybe occasionally Ill beat my meats to it putting my dick inside their armpits, that's it all I can do with them out of every possible trillions of scenarios you could do its not a fetish or a kink its what everybody should think, and know. pheromones are so great ___________________ END OF SECOND PLACE PHEROMONES.
It's a lot easier to type when its your favorite topic..
My third favorite reason why armpits are great! is, a bit of a smaller, less popular thing. They can look sexual, while also within barely a moment switch to fully pure looking, not looking sexual at all I don't know about you all, but to me even though this clear whore, probably a high asf body count is doing that motion of, licking her own pits I guess
while she is not great looking it has nothing to do with it I've jerked to plenty hideous females, I don't see this video sexual in the slightest, quite a pure video to me, just chilling with her armpits showing, and the rest of her body its not sexual really,
very sexually
O_O and that's one of the real great things about armpits, how well a conversation could you keep with a female while her pussy and ass is fully showing, I know it'd be impossible for me.
maybe if her tits were showing I could, again I've never found breasts very attractive at all, haven't sought out specifically breasts in probably 3 years.but if a slut had both her armpits showing, and I had to talk to her I'd think I could relatively well
of course I might get hard or something, :O idk lol but I'd still be able to talk with her, and could definitely still see her armpits very sexually, what else does that. maybe face if it counts I guess
nothing else
you can doubt it but I believe I could still talk to her pretty good, again I don't like tits
of course once I got home I'd beat my meat
, for the rest of the day probably. but that's just due to barely interacting with the opposite gender, homeschool, sure plenty relate

not a fat one, though pretty mid looking, having their armpits showing makes any whore look alot greater
right
BONUS ARMPIT RULE34 CAUSE ANIME IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE wish I was born in an anime instead of irl :-/
4th and fifth ones
#-) 
_____________________________________________________________________END OF THIRD PLACE HOW SEXUAL THEY ARE
hm's for top 3: how they'd probably taste, where they are located, how they would look covered in certain things
better when the whore is anorexic (in a detailed at all way anyway)_________________________________________________________
thing I couldn't cover unfortunately :{ how femboy armpits compare in quality and enjoyment

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
epilogue / authors note: I started at around 10:40 and it is exactly 2:00 right now, there is no tldr, if you cant read it you do not deserve the information~ I'd like to give a shout-out to a YouTuber I do not remember who linked gay pornhub in their youtube description, once I found out how to click out of the gay shit is when this all really got started.
if you are a normie and don't know where to start, I would recommend first starting focused on reversing the brainwashing from society, realize hairy armpits look better on sluts, same with alot of hair on legs and pussy
I hope you read, though I prolly might doubt a little cause somebody will type DNR and it'll trigger a slight amount of anger
but I'll move on quickly
I know some people will read, if its to jerk off or learn the truth I guess I don't know
good luck becoming great and stuff
, wish success on all that read

---------------wishicouldascend_______________________________________________________________________________________________@L88 @cash.org @jizargo @manhattanbound @soapbubble
BONUS EDIT: some free subreddits:
r/animearmpits
r/PheromoneGirls
r/HairyArmpits
r/armpitfetish
r/armpitsforbetas I wouldn't recommend this one ;/
r/ArmpitsGoneWild
bonus r/NastyHentai lolol






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