Why couldn’t I be johnny depp

[Vermilioncore]

He was born good looking and became a rich movie star and has everything one could ever want in life

And I was born ugly and worthless and have no money at all on top of being a dicklet and manlet.

I just wish there was some type of fairness in the universe. Like cmon I just wanted at least one advantage in life

 

[Gengar]

Johnny Depp was the original Meeks.

 

[iblamehumphrey]

Cuz you couldn't keep your hands off your tiny pecker with your nasty thoughts when you were a boy innit

 

[Vermilioncore]

Johnny Depp was the original Meeks.

The face of a born winner

 

[Gengar]

The face of a born winner

He descended hard.

 

[Vermilioncore]

He descended hard.

Nah he just turned into an old fart

 

[Gengar]

Nah he just turned into an old fart

Some crazy bitch shit on his bed.

 

[thebuffdon690]

Collagen, strong bones and dark features mogs so hard.

His harmony sucks otherwise but he had millions of women simping for him cuz of that