Why do baldcels glorify Jason Statham?

[Balkancel]

Dude is nothing more than just another baldcel with a shiny head and a huge forehead you could land an airplane on. There's nothing spectacular about the way he looks, certainly nothing to look up to. Why is it when some fag starts balding normies always jump at the opportunity to tell him that he should just shave/buzz it all off and be like Jason Statham? Dude is sitting on millions and is a movie star. He could be just a spine and a head and he would still fuck more than any baldcel normie in the world

 

[Vanillestorms]

Cause theyre coping hard

 

[Lil_KINJA]

He looks very good for a baldie. But you need a warrior skull to pull that off. Most of us look would look like internees in Auschwitz-Birkenau.

 

[Insomniac]

baldcels must cling on to whatever little hope they have or they will rope

 

[Balkancel]

He looks very good for a baldie. But you need a warrior skull to pull that off. Most of us look would look like internees in Auschwitz-Birkenau.

You can't have a warrior skull if your forehead is enormous

Huge forehead = cuck genes

baldcels must cling on to whatever little hope they have or they will rope

I would honestly kill 1000 newborns for a handful of hair tbh

 

[fobos]

He is a Chad, strong jaw and chin.

 

[Balkancel]

He is a Chad, strong jaw and chin.

You can't be a chad if your head is more shiny than your future

 

[Mr_Norwood]

He used to be a Diver (Fun Fact!)

maybe all that diving through the air blew his hair off

 

[fobos]

You can't be a chad if your head is more shiny than your future

What about @Mr_Norwood

 

[Insomniac]

You can't be a chad if your head is more shiny than your future

Unless you have impeccable bone structure like Jeremy Meeks then it’s over tbh

 

[Balkancel]

He used to be a Diver (Fun Fact!)

maybe all that diving through the air blew his hair off

Perfect male body right there. I bet he fucked mad young pussy back then. Fuck mirin hard as fuck

What about @Mr_Norwood

Over.

Unless you have impeccable bone structure like Jeremy Meeks then it’s over tbh

Freddie Ljungberg is one of the few baldies that can pull off the baldcel look tbh. Look at this high T warrior/hunter skull

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

just shave it bRO

 

[Deleted member 245]

Perfect male body right there. I bet he fucked mad young pussy back then. Fuck mirin hard as fuck

Over.

Freddie Ljungberg is one of the few baldies that can pull off the baldcel look tbh. Look at this high T warrior/hunter skull

Best skull shape on earth.

 

[owlofathena]

Because he looks masculine as fuck with a bald head