Why do gymcels think in black and white?

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

working out doesn't hurt at all, in fact it's satisfying and easy as fuck hence why it's people's therapy. and you shouldn't be getting any DOMS at all actually.

nice denial of reality

okay, what's your facial expression when you're full nelsoning a JB and thrusting over 7 inches deep inside of her?

microexpressions of happiness all throughout and several visible expressions of happiness both in the face and voice all throughout
during a gymcel session, that happens 0 times

the number of studies on cardiovascular exercise's positive effects on health and mortality outcomes is astronomical, but then again, OP doesn't base his opinions on science; he bases them on the words of a balding nerdic subhuman known as sv3rige, whose claims are based on nothing at all.

i do base my claims on science, the science you can perforrm on your own body though, not some words on a paper someone i never met in my life wrote that may or may not be funded by someone pushing an agenda or downright just faked

and no, the point of working out is not to "damage your cells". the point of working out is to cause actin+myosin cross-bridging (mechanical tension) which causes mechanotransduction and then mTOR signaling downstream. muscle damage is actually what to AVOID and there are training techniques to minimise it.

yap yap yap
muscle make cell split in hall, cell split in half = damage, OK? is this hard to understand

(apart from looking better,

...to gay men

being more physically intimidating,

you'll just look like a joke if you have no genetic size.

being stronger with better endurance

it doesn't increase strength overall, just makes you be able to do a specific movement. and actually makes you WEAKER because less agility.

(consequently way better at sex obviously)

sex isn't something you "get better at" jfl, it's just a natural act and it's all about dick

btw OP, avoiding all stressful situations extends far beyond the physical quite obviously, and if you seek comfort your entire life then you'll simply end up as a mediocre dog with no bitches

why do you have to be uncomfortable to get bitches? being chad is the complete opposite of that

and no money

making money is all about luck, and the hard parts are mostly just mental and not that taxing, not physical

on top of no physical formidability and subpar physical health. sucks to be you I guess!

BEHOLD, the face of peak health

TLDR i would shove OP in a locker (water is wet)

TLDR i would shove OP in a loc-

Spoiler: ACK!

i don't even need to shoot you or stab you anyway, maybe when you grow taller and stop being a walking tumor and gain some agility you could.

 

[Beastimmung]

If you looked good no one would say that, must mean you look bad brutal

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

What if my job requires me to lift heavy things sometimes.

if you need to train so you can lift boxes its beyond over tbh

 

[Beastimmung]

Humans in nature never did and never do anything stressful willingly EVER. When they did it, unwillingly, IT WAS STILL BAD.

Living in nature is unhealthy.

Animals in zoos live longer then in the wild

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

"Yea bro, the gym is for fucking losers bro its unhealthy!" has 30k posts on .org LOOL

when did i say "the gym is for losers"? it is full of genetic failures trying to compensate with muscles yes, but it's a normie activity.
also post count has nothing to do with how much of a "loser" you are, did you forget about arvid?
im not a loser by default because i have good genetics.

 

[LancasteR]

if you need to train so you can lift boxes its beyond over tbh

No, what if I have to lift heavy stuff at my job sometimes?
Technically that is already an workout itself.
Is that still bad?

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

No, what if I have to lift heavy stuff at my job sometimes?
Technically that is already an workout itself.
Is that still bad?

if it feels bad yes its going to be bad
having a job in itself is already horrible

 

[DarkAscender]

jfl dude ignored me debunking all of his soy arguments. OP is a fag and spreading bs propaganda. Prob too weak to lift a single dumbbell.

 

[LancasteR]

if it feels bad yes its going to be bad
having a job in itself is already horrible

I have to earn money somehow bro

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

jfl dude ignored me debunking all of his soy arguments. OP is a fag and spreading bs propaganda. Prob too weak to lift a single dumbbell.

i didnt ignore anything

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

I have to earn money somehow bro

focus on crime

 

[LancasteR]

focus on crime

@_MVP_maxxing

 

[DarkAscender]

Well no, you would only get a serious injury if you try to lift more than you can handle. Stuff like a pec tear or a shoulder injury is an actual serious injury where you could be out of training for months. When you lift you're just causing microscopic tears in your muscles and damaging the tissue... BUT! Your body recovers very quickly on a proper diet with enough proteins. And if you're not doing too much volume and allowing each muscle to rest. So this microscopic damage to your muscle tissue is very negligible and is not even worth noting in your case.


Have you ever picked up a weight? It doesn't hurt unless you try picking up a 100lb dumbbell as a beginner, it shouldn't hurt if you build your strength safely up over time.


No I won't


Dogshit analogy, what benefits are there for putting your hand in fire?? Lmaoo. Well my source is millions of people that go to the gym and post their experiences online. And I've only seen people getting injured because of improper form, doing risky exercises or lifting too heavy. Never heard ppl say stuff like don't go to the gym "cuz it feels bad". You're resting a few minutes before each set, theres no way it should even hurt.. This is a sign that your muscles are probably very weak.


Again dogshit analogy... Working out shouldn't feel bad and only mildly uncomfortable if you're trying heavier weights.

hmm

 

[vratisevojvodo]

Whenever i say i don't work out, working out is unhealthy etc

lol

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

hmm

because you just repeated yourself

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

No, what if I have to lift heavy stuff at my job sometimes?
Technically that is already an workout itself.
Is that still bad?

There’s a reason it’s considered the lowest status/class job
Going to the gym is literally training to do labor slaves did lol

 

[DarkAscender]

because you just repeated yourself

you're not real lmaoo never seen someone tell ppl to not work out at all. just be lazy theory

 

[LancasteR]

There’s a reason it’s considered the lowest status/class job
Going to the gym is literally training to do labor slaves did lol

It‘s not a construction job though.
Many jobs require you to lift heavy stuff here and there.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

There’s a reason it’s considered the lowest status/class job
Going to the gym is literally training to do labor slaves did lol

same thing with sports
rich people play golf while poor people kill themselves in football

 

[androgenic]

nice denial of reality

ah, projecting once again! this little cretin can't possibly comprehend that other people enjoy physical exercise!

microexpressions of happiness all throughout and several visible expressions of happiness both in the face and voice all throughout
during a gymcel session, that happens 0 times

absolute cope, in fact there are more happy expressions during intense training than during intense sex most of the time, but you haven't tried either one so you wouldn't know pal!

i do base my claims on science, the science you can perforrm on your own body though, not some words on a paper someone i never met in my life wrote that may or may not be funded by someone pushing an agenda or downright just faked

so you've performed science experiments on yourself to find out your mortality risk with and without cardiovascular exercise? LMAO, you're so fucking retarded it's unreal

yap yap yap
muscle make cell split in hall, cell split in half = damage, OK? is this hard to understand

cells dividing is how you grow. if your cells decided to do that a bit more then maybe you wouldn't be a manlet.

...to gay men

this is like a tinfoil hatter tell an astronaut the earth is flat. once again, I actually have experience and am not just deploying shitty guesses from a 50 iq microbrain

you'll just look like a joke if you have no genetic size.

i don't even need to shoot you or stab you anyway, maybe when you grow taller and stop being a walking tumor and gain some agility you could.

i'm 4 inches taller than you with a much bigger frame, little buddy. not to mention the better endurance, and that you're one of the few people I can literally guarantee I have more fighting sport experience than too. BRUTAL mog. in the locker you go!

edit: nvm im 6 inches taller than you

it doesn't increase strength overall, just makes you be able to do a specific movement. and actually makes you WEAKER because less agility.

bigger muscles are stronger at everything, you absolute retard. the only reason bodybuilders are relatively better at the specific movements you train is due to increased motor pathway efficiency. they're still 5x stronger than you at literally any task.

sex isn't something you "get better at" jfl, it's just a natural act and it's all about dick

damn guys. being able to dominate your girl, choke her as hard as you can with trained grip strength without her tapping out, having sufficient cardiovascular output to have the stamina to fuck her for extended periods of time perhaps even while picking her up in the air, having enough thrusting power from extremely powerful glutes, having a huge dick from doing uncomfortable and tedious PE (7.8" BPEL x 5.6" mid shaft girth and 6.3" base girth btw) all comes naturally!!! just finish in 3 minutes too bro, she'll love that! just as nature intended! she'll come right back for seconds!

why do you have to be uncomfortable to get bitches? being chad is the complete opposite of that

showing vulnerability and interest to high value girls? should be blatantly obvious. inb4 "chad just gets approached bro!"

chad gets approached by average looking girls who are in the 98th percentile for extroversion (which is the only reason they would have approached), aka ugly whores.

making money is all about luck, and the hard parts are mostly just mental and not that taxing, not physical

I already said they were mental you retard. can you read? pick a struggle man...

BEHOLD, the face of peak health

the fact that you had to cherry-pick a meme pic of me that I posted purely to ridicule is a testament to the brutal mog, otherwise you would've attempted to use a relevant pic of me since it would've been a much more brutal blow.

 

[gigatruecel]

I swear most of the stuff that gets pushed by the west is just utter shit.

They put added sugars to everything.

unhealthy lifestyles that make you look decades older (gym).

Mass alcoholism culture that again bloats you and makes you look older.

Japoneses people drink alot. Is culture thing from Japan drink after work

 

[elemanzelvadre]

testosterone makes u taller at all ages did u get taller at 20?

 

[Meteor21]

That level of distinction is too complex for them, or they're selling something. I've heard retards argue you're lazy if you play videogames an hour a day and could be "creating value". Like stfu, I just got home from work and want to relax.

 

[6PSLcel]

Whenever i say i don't work out, working out is unhealthy etc, the gymcels always reply "SOO URE JUZT GONNA BE A FAT FUCK SITTING ON THE COUCH ALL DAY EATING GOYSLOP?? "
It's like you either lift metal up and down or you're a fat fuck rotting on your couch all day, no inbetween, no living naturally, it's only those two options.
It's water humans need to move, movement is not exercise though.
And the funny thing is, rotting on your couch all day is still healthier.

Just do some cardio and you’ll be good tbh

 

[try2beme]

Whenever i say i don't work out, working out is unhealthy etc, the gymcels always reply "SOO URE JUZT GONNA BE A FAT FUCK SITTING ON THE COUCH ALL DAY EATING GOYSLOP?? "
It's like you either lift metal up and down or you're a fat fuck rotting on your couch all day, no inbetween, no living naturally, it's only those two options.
It's water humans need to move, movement is not exercise though.
And the funny thing is, rotting on your couch all day is still healthier.

Only ppl online say that

 

[WeiWei]

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Gymcel mogs you twink

He has a small dick tho and a punchable face

 

[Mewton]

Reminder gymcel industry was literally started by a Giga faggot who used to publish bodybuilding magazines for faggots

Muh masculinity

Joe Weider - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

The Gayest Sport Of Them All - Bryan Krahn

The bodybuilding and gay communities have always been homies. Which is a very good thing.

bryankrahn.com

Body Beautiful and Adonis magazines were put together by Lon Hanagan for Joe Weider of Bodybuilding fame in the 1950's. Joe Weider realized that he had a large gay following for his bodybuilding magazines (Your Physique). His magazine also has a very talented gay staff of Lon Hanagan and George Quaintance who created the first covers for Bob Mizer's Physique Pictorial magazine. Lon created Body Beautiful as well as Adonis magazines which were first published in England and later in America.

Joe Weider was a Canadian bodybuilder and entrepreneur who co-founded the International Federation of Bodybuilders (IFBB) with his brother Ben Weider. He was also the creator of the Mr. Olympia, the Ms. Olympia and the Masters Olympia bodybuilding contests.

These magazines had men in posing straps in softer Grecian poses rather then the hard muscle flexing that were offered in Weider's muscle magazines.

In December 1945, Gay pornography pioneer Bob Mizer founded Athletic Model Guild, or AMG. Mizer's AMG produced Physique Pictorial, the first all-nude and all-male magazine, and the film Beefcake documents his work and the growth of the Beefcake magazine industry. H. Lynn Womack published magazines such as Manorama, MANual, Fizeek, and Trim and was involved in the U.S. Supreme Court case MANual Enterprises v. Day (1962). From 1964 to 1967, Clark Polak published DRUM magazine.

In the 1960's, the pretense of being about exercise and fitness was dropped as controls on pornography were reduced. By the end of the decade gay pornography became legal, and the market for beefcake magazines collapsed.

Young Physique magazine was a prime example of this genre. It had a centerfold with a young model wearing a posing strap (g-string) with creative sets designed by the well-known gay photographer James Bidgood. Showing total nudity was illegal before 1962, so all models had to wear posing straps. Since Young Physique was widely available in drugstores and magazine stores all over the United States, even in smaller cities and small towns, buying a copy of the magazine is the way most young homophiles in the 1960's made their first contact with the gay world.

 

[FaceandBBC]

Reminder gymcel industry was literally started by a Giga faggot who used to publish bodybuilding magazines for faggots

Muh masculinity

Joe Weider - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

The Gayest Sport Of Them All - Bryan Krahn

The bodybuilding and gay communities have always been homies. Which is a very good thing.

bryankrahn.com

Every time.

 

[finn899]

testosterone makes u taller at all ages did u get taller at 20?

High Testosterone is a fast track to close plates you clown,you actually think higher t=more growth? Also any facial hair even stubble=close plates 9/10 times

 

[elemanzelvadre]

High Testosterone is a fast track to close plates you clown,you actually think higher t=more growth? Also any facial hair even stubble=close plates 9/10 times

high testosterone with low e2 makes u taller at all ages before 30 just try that and thanks to me okkeyY?

 

[finn899]

high testosterone with low e2 makes u taller at all ages before 30 just try that and thanks to me okkeyY?

Nice rage bait,every1 knows estrogen is more important for growth then test is,