Why do I get insanely de bloated immediately after eating goyslop?

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Grey ass question Ik but still why am I the most bloated when I wake up not eating but as soon as I eat like shit I get debloated in minutes
 
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Grey ass question Ik but still why am I the most bloated when I wake up not eating but as soon as I eat like shit I get debloated in minutes
Because goyslop = healthy
 
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do pushups/pullups to get a pump and flush out that stuff quicker, get leaner. drink water so u piss it all out.

be less stressed and smoke pot, u get bloated whenever u eat, but only facially when u eat shit salty foods
 
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maybe youre not eating enough healthy food
 
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Grey ass question Ik but still why am I the most bloated when I wake up not eating but as soon as I eat like shit I get debloated in minutes
u have decent structure

there r times where i eat processed food and i wake up wit an ogre curve in a 3/4. times where i eat less and somehow is more bloated

its weird. but basically ur face structure stays the same
 
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Cause u sweat, fart and shit out the bloat
 
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Because it’s almost nothing to do with diet
 
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But why does goyslop make me debloated while healthy food doesnt
Are you eating enough fat? Is your gut fully adapted to the diet yet? How long have u been doing it?
 
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Just be lean and drink water then there’ll be 0 difference in bloat no matter what you eat I promise you
on steroids it makes a bigger impact
 
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sodium and water retention
 
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jews stopping u from ascending
 
Grey ass question Ik but still why am I the most bloated when I wake up not eating but as soon as I eat like shit I get debloated in minutes
idk whenever i eat 400g+ carbs in one sitting and than take a nap the same day i feel debloated/empty asf.
 
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