Why do I like to make old people sad about the new generation?

[Vermilioncore]

When I see an old fart I hurry and reach for my phone and pretend like my eyes are glued to my screen and I can’t be bothered to even take my eyes off my phone for a second. I also make sure I listen to degenerate garbage music like ice spice when an old faggot is nearby so he can think “wow what has this world come too” and remember how good his life used to be.