Why do I look subhuman at 8 AM but decent by 6 PM? (The morning bloat is brutal)

[zerotohero]

I swear to god, every single morning I wake up looking like an actual corpse. Severe morning bloating, eyes completely slit and swollen, skin quality looks like I'm literally decomposing with a gray, lifeless undertone. My hair looks completely fried and flat too.

I genuinely look subhuman for the first few hours of the day.

Why is the morning volume/cortisol bloat this brutal? Anyone else experience this massive lookism gap throughout the day? How do you guys instant-kill the morning bloat?

 

[chubbychud]

im a night shower kinda guy but the morning showers are the true solution, deadass just cut monster/redbull/coffee whatever (tea is fine) and see how good you sleep not even lying

conclusion: morning shower and no energy drink

 

[AtrophicPyra]

I swear to god, every single morning I wake up looking like an actual corpse. Severe morning bloating, eyes completely slit and swollen, skin quality looks like I'm literally decomposing with a gray, lifeless undertone. My hair looks completely fried and flat too.

I genuinely look subhuman for the first few hours of the day.

Why is the morning volume/cortisol bloat this brutal? Anyone else experience this massive lookism gap throughout the day? How do you guys instant-kill the morning bloat?

Morning bloat gives me Hunter eyes

 

[broetchenmkw]

im a night shower kinda guy but the morning showers are the true solution, deadass just cut monster/redbull/coffee whatever (tea is fine) and see how good you sleep not even lying

conclusion: morning shower and no energy drink

Morning showers are actually really good, yes. I always wake up terribly bloated but after a quick lukewarm shower it's fine, makes a pretty big difference. On weekends where i usually don't shower in the morning my face is way more bloated for the first part of the day