Why do military uniforms look so goofy nowadays?

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The uniforms in practically all western militaries are ugly af. Especially in the USA.
Army Service Uniform - Wikipedia

We should still hire fashion designers to design the uniforms. Like germans did, you feel shame dressed looking like a garbage bag, but your morale skyrockets to the roof if you look sharp & good. I'll post 2 pics with guys who have similar faces, but vastly different looking uniforms and you'll see the difference.
Soldiers want to look like this:
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NOT this:
young Soviet soldier with winter uniform, wwii, isolated on the white Stock  Photo - Alamy

 
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The fit plays a role.

Also Americans are lards
 
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The second commie one is not that bad, but murican uniforms are trash
 
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Look at that mog
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finnish soldier circa 2020
 
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Imagine joining military and dying for a country that doesnt care for you
 
Simo hayha honorary rifle

Is this u OP?
 
Weren't German uniform literally designed by a well known fashion designer?
 
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The uniforms in practically all western militaries are ugly af. Especially in the USA.
Army Service Uniform - Wikipedia

We should still hire fashion designers to design the uniforms. Like germans did, you feel shame dressed looking like a garbage bag, but your morale skyrockets to the roof if you look sharp & good. I'll post 2 pics with guys who have similar faces, but vastly different looking uniforms and you'll see the difference.
Soldiers want to look like this:
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NOT this:
young Soviet soldier with winter uniform, wwii, isolated on the white Stock  Photo - Alamy

idk
but you have made 34 posts per day for 635 days, so I think there are more pressing issues at hand.
 
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finnish soldier circa 2020
Finnish uniforms are definitely not gl, but better than most NATO countries. Regular soldiers and some officer fancy pancies pictured below.
Suomen, Ruotsin, Norjan ja Tanskan armeijoille yhteinen taisteluasu – 20  sivua ominaisuusvaatimuksia | Yle Uutiset | yle.fi
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idk
but you have made 34 posts per day for 635 days, so I think there are more pressing issues at hand.
Idk but your rep ratio is shit, so maybe you should too
 
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The US Marines have cool uniforms tbh
 
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you're right, they should be dressed like this
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These are just dress uniforms, the dudes who fight dont worry about their fashion they just wear the fatigues. But yeah fashion in general is not as good as it used to be, military uniforms included.
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Soldiers used to look this this, would have been a killer outfit
 
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good idea but indian cops mog all uniforms

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The uniforms in practically all western militaries are ugly af. Especially in the USA.
Army Service Uniform - Wikipedia

We should still hire fashion designers to design the uniforms. Like germans did, you feel shame dressed looking like a garbage bag, but your morale skyrockets to the roof if you look sharp & good. I'll post 2 pics with guys who have similar faces, but vastly different looking uniforms and you'll see the difference.
Soldiers want to look like this:
View attachment 1061320


NOT this:
young Soviet soldier with winter uniform, wwii, isolated on the white Stock  Photo - Alamy
Idk about the Americans but the Turkish uniforms are gl imo

Bucharest romania december 01 2019 turkish soldier in dress uniform takes part at the romanian
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The Ottoman uniforms where better with the red and navy blue

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What the fuck? What kind of a hippie camp turkish army is? There's no time to wax or blowdry your hair when the Russians are coming.
Katso suora lähetys kello 14:30: Sotilasvalatilaisuus Loimaalla kymmenen  vuoden tauon jälkeen | Loimaan Lehti
Idk about Russia but obviously each county has there own laws. What i tried to show was the uniforms honestly.

Facial hair and long hair in our country is not accepted in the army even tho we have black hair. I dont see anything off from the guys i posted. Waxxing your hair takes no more time then shaving.

We are still Natos second army
 

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