Why do old farts like breakfast?

[Vermilioncore]

Any diner or breakfast bar in the morning is infested with old farts. Why?

 

[User28823]

because they wake up at 5 am and get hungry around breakfast time

 

[Vermilioncore]

because they wake up at 5 am and get hungry around breakfast time

Why do they get up so early? What’s the point of working their whole lives 9-5 jobs if they’re gonna still wake up early as shit when they’re retired old farts?

 

[User28823]

Why do they get up so early? What’s the point of working their whole lives 9-5 jobs if they’re gonna still wake up early as shit when they’re retired old farts?

cuz they go to bed at like 7 pm

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Why do they get up so early? What’s the point of working their whole lives 9-5 jobs if they’re gonna still wake up early as shit when they’re retired old farts?

Waking up early mogs
@Debetro