Why do people spend so much time and money on coffee machines?

[Jason Voorhees]

I went to my classmates house today in thrbmorning to complete a project and he had a super elaborate coffee ritual .I watched him make a single cup. It was crazy! He fed the beans into the grinder one at a time, then used some fancy tools with needles on to make holes into the coffee grinds, then with some other tool he twisted, pressed it and then put them into a what looked like a very expensive machine from the steampunk era to pull a shot and offered me some, it tasted awful, it was just way too strong for me. All i got was a very bitter coffee flavour that lingered on my tongue with some hints of sweetness but I didn't want to offend him so I finished it all.

 

[northern mogger]

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[autistic_tendencies]

Just goy things

 

[northern mogger]

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@Squirtle

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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@Squirtle

I finna nuke your account if u don't shut up nigga

 

[northern mogger]

I finna nuke your account if u don't shut up nigga

dnr, ignored, not a molecule

 

[Lynxress]

I don't even drink coffee, probably a herd mentality

 

[SoundnVision]

I don't even drink coffee, probably a herd mentality

Gives a massive dopamine hit

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I don't even drink coffee, probably a herd mentality

It was literally like this

 

[Eternal_]

It’s just a hobby albeit the health benefits of coffee can justify it in my opinion.

 

[Lynxress]

Gives a massive dopamine hit

Caffeine is a huge looksmin

It kills your sleep and raise chronically stress hormones, so less T, less collagen, less recovery, bad fat composition,less immunity etc

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@One Rep Max do u do this too? Thr most I have done for a cup of coffee is buy that expensive Davidoff instant coffee and measure the teaspoons properly otherwise I only drink Nestle Sunrise everyday

 

[SoundnVision]

Caffeine is a huge looksmin

It kills your sleep and raise chronically stress hormones, so less T, less collagen, less recovery, bad fat composition,less immunity etc

Well it's either that or alcohol.
Pretty sure coffee is much less of a looksmin so il stick with it

 

[Lynxress]

Well it's either that or alcohol.
Pretty sure coffee is much less of a looksmin so il stick with it

Tastes like shit anyway

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Caffeine is a huge looksmin

It kills your sleep and raise chronically stress hormones, so less T, less collagen, less recovery, bad fat composition,less immunity etc

Every drug has side effects nigga. Thr poison is the portions

 

[mayo mogger]

I just shove raw coffee powder in my mouth and drink water after that most efficient , only cucks use coffee machine jfl

 

[Lynxress]

Every drug has side effects nigga. Thr poison is the portions

Still bad if you are looksmaxxing

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I just shove raw coffee powder in my mouth and drink water after that most efficient , only cucks use coffee machine jfl

Davidoff tastes pretty good tbh.

 

[mayo mogger]

Davidoff tastes pretty good tbh.

2rs nescafe nigga i drink caffiene not hur dur my coffee has more texture DICKLET TRAIR

 

[klip11]

I went to my classmates house today in thrbmorning to complete a project and he had a super elaborate coffee ritual .I watched him make a single cup. It was crazy! He fed the beans into the grinder one at a time, then used some fancy tools with needles on to make holes into the coffee grinds, then with some other tool he twisted it with and then put them into a what looked like a very expensive machine from the steampunk era to pull a shot and offered me some, it tasted awful, it was just way too strong for me. All i got was a very bitter coffee flavoure that lingered on my tongue with some hints of sweetness but I didn't want to offend him so I finished it all.

Too high inhib not to drink bitter coffee jfl

 

[mayo mogger]

Too high inhib not to drink bitter coffee jfl

Why do u even drink coffee for taste , just drink it for caffiene in your system why do u even people grab a cup shit is time waste lmfao

 

[klip11]

Why do u even drink coffee for taste , just drink it for caffiene in your system why do u even people grab a cup shit is time waste lmfao

I'm not a coffee drinker

 

[TsarTsar444]

Its just a hobby like someone mentioned. I love the taste of coffe, but i prefer energy drinks cause of the taurine in them drinked together with a methylated B-complex and small dose Ritalin

 

[shabby890]

I only see soy-infested redditors on Youtube shorts yap about coffee machines

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Caffeine is a huge looksmin

It kills your sleep and raise chronically stress hormones, so less T, less collagen, less recovery, bad fat composition,less immunity etc

?? Caffeine is very healthy, shut the fuck up

 

[Lynxress]

?? Caffeine is very healthy, shut the fuck up

Nigger didn't even read what I wrote

 

[Deleted member 60975]

Caffeine gets rid of calcium and makes you chronically stressed. Then you go make fun of carnivore saying the euphoria is from chronic stress

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Nigger didn't even read what I wrote

It never.. KILL ME SLEEP
you use it wrong

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Caffeine gets rid of calcium and makes you chronically stressed. Then you go make fun of carnivore saying the euphoria is from chronic stress

Niggas making shit up now, woaah

 

[Deleted member 60975]

Niggas making shit up now, woaah

The information was revealed to me in a lucid dream

 

[High Cortisol Chad]

I add salt to my coffee for blood pressure gains and avoid milk and sugar to not destroy my teeth

 

[Entschuldigung]

Coffee is addicting but this kind of people make drinking a beverage part of their personality, which is crazy and retarded

 

[One Rep Max]

@One Rep Max do u do this too? Thr most I have done for a cup of coffee is buy that expensive Davidoff instant coffee and measure the teaspoons properly otherwise I only drink Nestle Sunrise everyday

nah I just use Davidoff too

I thought about buying a coffee machine or espresso machine but I cba to do a ritual like the one mentioned jfl

 

[apocalypse]

I just roll out of bed and pour some boiling water into a mug to make instant coffee