Why do westerners wipe their ass and not wash it

[toji.]

cause we arent retards and poop isnt fatally toxic. you can actually digest a small amount without getting ill. yes it gets on ur hand from time to time especially with cheap ass tissues but we just wash it and move on, stop being a lil ocd bitch

Why do you know that information, especially the part about digesting poop?

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

Why do you know that information, especially the part about digesting poop?

loooong story bro

 

[avenox]

It's always em Ms who are obsessed over shit and assholes

There was a grown ass man in a mosque asking children how they clean their butts after a dump

It’s common sense that having dried shit in your asshole is unhygienic and dirty, retard.

 

[Looxmaxzer]

It's always em Ms who are obsessed over shit and assholes

There was a grown ass man in a mosque asking children how they clean their butts after a dump

I would ask that too
No way u Americans are walking around with poopoo on ur butt
Even a lil bit of innovation would solve the problem but we js wanna be crusty instead

 

[Bars]

No nigga that's not how the skin works
If you spray water on it it literally just removes the poop

It'll still splash, do you understand?? SPLASH. Like peeing standing

Unless ur skin is built like ice and makes it slide everywhere

Every skin is like that

 

[Looxmaxzer]

It'll still splash, do you understand?? SPLASH. Like peeing standing


Every skin is like that

Again you're using way too much water pressure

Quick lil tutorial for u

 

[avenox]

Again you're using way too much water pressure
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Quick lil tutorial for u

I’ve got one built into my toilet aswell.

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

people in these replies tryna defend wiping and saying a bidet is just a dirty is stupid. clearly washing it is the cleaner option but the real point is that leaving a few particles of shit on ur butt aint gonna kill u, fact is that most people have some level of ocd about this shit and dont wanna think about that fact

 

[Looxmaxzer]

I’ve got one built into my toilet aswell.

I'm not shitting if I go to a bathroom and don't see one of these

 

[Looxmaxzer]

people in these replies tryna defend wiping and saying a bidet is just a dirty is stupid. clearly washing it is the cleaner option but the real point is that leaving a few particles of shit on ur butt aint gonna kill u, fact is that most people have some level of ocd about this shit and dont wanna think about that fact

How is it OCD related when the solution is simple and right there and doesn't require any autism

 

[Jgns]

Again you're using way too much water pressure
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Quick lil tutorial for u

agreed and it also has a different variant where you can make it all come out in one heavy thicker stream so it moreso glides instead of push and splatter shit everywhere. FUCK these people are so nasty, i remember one time I was cuddling with a bitch i put my hand to grab cheeks and it STUNK. It was a hmtb too, so imagine the average bitches, who are supposed to be cleaner than their niggas. These mfs are DISGUSTING

 

[avenox]

I'm not shitting if I go to a bathroom and don't see one of these

It’s crazy white people invented the bidet as well, yet they use it the least for some reason.

A very underrated invention as well, I hope in the future more people can be more hygienic by having bidets installed.

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

How is it OCD related when the solution is simple and right there and doesn't require any autism

why u bringing up autism? do u know what ocd is?

 

[Looxmaxzer]

agreed and it also has a different variant where you can make it all come out in one heavy thicker stream so it moreso glides instead of push and splatter shit everywhere. FUCK these people are so nasty, i remember one time I was cuddling with a bitch i put my hand to grab cheeks and it STUNK. It was a hmtb too, so imagine the average bitches, who are supposed to be cleaner than their niggas. These mfs are DISGUSTING

Mane wtf
Now u js made my truecel life harder
I HAVE to ask every foid if wether they wipe or wash their asses now
Are Americans really going around eating asses that are wiped EUGH what the fuck

 

[Bars]

I would ask that too
No way u Americans are walking around with poopoo on ur butt
Even a lil bit of innovation would solve the problem but we js wanna be crusty instead

Bidet seat is bad and unnatural. toilet pit on the ground mogs. Instantly solves the cleaning issue cuz your anus is wide open

Again you're using way too much water pressure
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You cannot convince me that this is more hygienic. You still have to dry you butt. Low pressure will not only clean much, but make it messier, high pressure will splash

 

[Looxmaxzer]

why u bringing up autism? do u know what ocd is?

Yes
By autism I didn't mean the disorder I mean being hyper obsessed and having an inconvenient solution where as bidets are a convenient solution

 

[Jgns]

Mane wtf
Now u js made my truecel life harder
I HAVE to ask every foid if wether they wipe or wash their asses now
Are Americans really going around eating asses that are wiped EUGH what the fuck

yeah icl I've never been able to look at girls the same after that. Its fucking NASTY. Straightup lost 90% of my attraction to them now

 

[sillybilly]

because we arent stinky paki faggots that like imagining warm water as cum on our butts

 

[Jgns]

Bidet seat is bad and unnatural. Pit on the ground mogs. Instantly solves the cleaning issue cuz your anus is wide open

You cannot convince me that this is more hygienic. You still have to dry you butt. Low pressure will not only clean much, but make it messier, high pressure will splash

it can be mid pressure which works incredibly well nigga

 

[avenox]

It’s actually pure AIDS reading this thread.

These people actually exist too…

 

[Looxmaxzer]

because we arent stinky paki faggots that like imagining warm water as cum on our butts

Yes we like fingering our butts instead and getting poop on them while using a tissue paper for our ass

 

[Looxmaxzer]

It’s actually pure AIDS reading this thread.

These people actually exist too…

I can't tell if theyre ragebaiting
They probably aren't which is the sad part
Mane this is why even if I had the opportunity to be born as a chad in america I would have to reallyyyyy think about it cuz wdym id be wiping my butt

 

[sillybilly]

Yes we like fingering our butts instead and getting poop on them while using a tissue paper for our ass

WTF BHENCHOD FUCK YOU FAGGOT

 

[Looxmaxzer]

yeah icl I've never been able to look at girls the same after that. Its fucking NASTY. Straightup lost 90% of my attraction to them now

Doooodee imagine they wipe it from the front and get shit all over their cooch

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

Yes
By autism I didn't mean the disorder I mean being hyper obsessed and having an inconvenient solution where as bidets are a convenient solution

I do agree with u depending on the person. if someone has an unhealthy diet and it takes them 10-30 minutes to wipe cause their shits are so fucked then obviously a bidet is the way to go, its simply faster. but if you have a healthy diet then wiping should only take 2-3 wipes which takes like 30 seconds. but if u have gross spongy shits i understand man.

 

[Jgns]

Doooodee imagine they wipe it from the front and get shit all over their cooch

ahh hell nahh nigga, don't tag the scat niggas either ur giving them a different vector of gooning

 

[Bars]

it can be mid pressure which works incredibly well nigga

Mid pressure will make it messier, and splash. It doesn't work like that lol. It's like pressure washer. Have you ever washed a car with it? Could you clean your car with it? NO, you had to wipe it anyways

 

[Jgns]

Mid pressure will make it messier, and splash. It doesn't work like that. It's like pressure washer. Have you ever washed a car with it? Could you clean your car with it? NO, you had to wipe it anyways

its gonna splash down due to gravity ur not washing washing a wall nigga. And even then wheres it gonna splash the sides of your toilet? If ur gnna use tissues anyways u might as well give it some lube by splashing it with water from ur bidet. Comeon nigga THINK

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

Doooodee imagine they wipe it from the front and get shit all over their cooch

dont bruhh

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Mid pressure will make it messier, and splash. It doesn't work like that. It's like pressure washer. Have you ever washed a car with it? Could you clean your car with it? NO, you had to wipe it anyways

When tf does it splash nigga it literally just cleans
Maybe it'll splash if you got the spray all the way deep inside the toilet hole and ur going 100% pressure
But if it's within 6-8 inches then shit ain't splashing nigga

 

[Looxmaxzer]

dont bruhh

And then niggas licking that shit too
Can't envy American sexhavers anymore

 

[Bars]

its gonna splash down

Its gonna splash everywhere

not washing washing a wall nigga.

You are washing a solid thing which is your ass

And even then wheres it gonna splash the sides of your toilet?

To your buttocks and legs and your hand

If ur gnna use tissues anyways u might as well give it some lube by splashing it with water from ur bidet. Comeon nigga THINK

Yes that's what Im saying. But op apparently never wipes

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

And then niggas licking that shit too
Can't envy American sexhavers anymore

no wonder that shit always smells

 

[Jgns]

Its gonna splash everywhere


You are washing a solid thing which is your ass


To your buttocks and legs


Yes that's what Im saying. But op apparently never wipes

bro where do you live cause theres a thing called a toilet which holds ur asscheeks and hole while ur legs are separated by porcelain. AND EVEN THEN it doesn't splash like that, at most it splashes a cm or so so unless ur pressure washing ur asshole for some reason it won't splash all over like that. You can obviously also control the pressure that the water escapes the nozzle at, so u can fine tune it to a good enough strength.

 

[Looxmaxzer]

its gonna splash down due to gravity ur not washing washing a wall nigga. And even then wheres it gonna splash the sides of your toilet? If ur gnna use tissues anyways u might as well give it some lube by splashing it with water from ur bidet. Comeon nigga THINK

Manneee these mfs are so nasty and clearly never used a decent bidet before

Yes that's what Im saying. But op apparently never wipes

Nigga who said that
And even if you don't it's still way cleaner than JUST wiping as that doesn't get shit done

 

[Looxmaxzer]

bro where do you live cause theres a thing called a toilet which holds ur asscheeks and hole while ur legs are separated by porcelain. AND EVEN THEN it doesn't splash like that, at most it splashes a cm or so so unless ur pressure washing ur asshole for some reason it won't splash all over like that. You can obviously also control the pressure that the water escapes the nozzle at, so u can fine tune it to a good enough strength.

It would splash if he's upside down and someone is throwing a water on the asshole
Does he not know how gravity works or wtf

 

[Jgns]

I'd rather have it get on my hand which u can easily wash than have some shit still caked in my asscrack obv

 

[Jgns]

nigga thinks hes getting his ass cleaned by execution squad jfl

It would splash if he's upside down and someone is throwing a water on the asshole
Does he not know how gravity works or wtf

 

[Bars]

bro where do you live cause theres a thing called a toilet which holds ur asscheeks and hole while ur legs are separated by porcelain. AND EVEN THEN it doesn't splash like that, at most it splashes a cm or so so unless ur pressure washing ur asshole for some reason it won't splash all over like that. You can obviously also control the pressure that the water escapes the nozzle at, so u can fine tune it to a good enough strength.

Anyways this

mogs this

I never use the latter but if you do, "hygiene" is non-existent. The first one is natural and actually correct way. The second one is disugsting and also have to clean from skid marks. Question do you use pressurized water to clean it or that stick to wipe???

I'm not against bidet but most of the time it's unnecessary you still have to WIPE YOUR ASS to clean fully not just superficially "clean"

 

[jonkler]

and then people go and lick that same sweaty poopy ass

 

[Jgns]

Anyways this

mogs this

I never use the latter but if you do, "hygiene" is non-existent. The first one is natural and actually correct way. The second one is disugsting and also have to clean from skid marks. Question do you use pressurized water to clean it or that stick to wipe???

I'm not against bidet but most of the time it's unnecessary you still have to wipe it to clean fully not just superficially "clean"

Nigga natural doesnt mean correct jfl do we really have to go into that and ur gn have to clean from skid marks anyways. When you clean smt do you add lubricant or do u just rub it off hoping it gets completely clean. NIGGA COMEON . The correct way is to bidet then wipe obv, anyone saying u do one without the other needs to get their reproductive organs removed forever.

 

[Harvet212]

What is up with these niggas
A tissue paper is wayy too close in contact with ur shit like wiping ur shi off with a tissue paper what if it smudges on ur hand then what, and then u gotta eat with that same hand
Instead of just using a spray from a distance and clearing that shit clean off
I don't wanna hear no nothing no excuse for this typa shi cuz there's no way poop didn't directly touch these niggas hands and shit

why do these dirty pakistanis marry their first cousins?

 

[Looxmaxzer]

why do these dirty pakistanis marry their first cousins?

What does that have to do with ANYTHING at all nigga

 

[Looxmaxzer]

and then people go and lick that same sweaty poopy ass

Nigga natural doesnt mean correct jfl do we really have to go into that and ur gn have to clean from skid marks anyways. When you clean smt do you add lubricant or do u just rub it off hoping it gets completely clean. NIGGA COMEON . The correct way is to bidet then wipe obv, anyone saying u do one without the other needs to get their reproductive organs removed forever.

Icl Americans are not to be trusted gng
I'm gonna have to ask every foid now if she wipes or washes

 

[Bars]

Nigga natural doesnt mean correct

Squatting is more correct than sitting like on a chair. Like how you even gonna spray like how? Do you sit on a toilet and put that bidet between your legs a bit below your asshole then spray? Like how does that even work?

jfl do we really have to go into that and ur gn have to clean from skid marks anyways.

pit hole doesn't need to be removed from skid marks.

When you clean smt do you add lubricant or do u just rub it off hoping it gets completely clean. NIGGA COMEON .

Yes to wipe more effectively

The correct way is to bidet then wipe obv, anyone saying u do one without the other needs to get their reproductive organs removed forever.

Wipe and bidet cuz it's gonna splash. Well if you don't mid tiny water particles mixed with shit all over your butt, legs and hands then ok

 

[SuicideBomber]

Just shit in your hands and never wash them theory.

 

[Bars]

Btw prophet Muhammad used rocks at first and SQUATTED

 

[Looxmaxzer]

Btw prophet Muhammad used rocks at first and SQUATTED

Nobody cares what that nigga did he also raped 6 yo Ayesha
Most Muslims don't use rocks for their shi they literally just use water nigga

 

[Jgns]

Squatting is more correct than sitting like on a chair. Like how you even gonna spray like how? Do you sit on a toilet and put that bidet between your legs a bit below your asshole then spray? Like how does that even work?



pit hole doesn't need to be removed from skid marks.


Yes to wipe more effectively


Wipe and bidet cuz it's gonna splash. Well if you don't mid tiny water particles mixed with shit all over your butt, legs and hands then ok

how do u wipe nigga, I'd say aiming and shooting with a bidet is easier than reaching ur arm in there and scraping like a baboon. Exactly, to wipe more effectively, so wash the majority of the shit off then use a combo of the two to get rid of any annoying parts and then wipe everywhere just in case. Bro idk if you've never used a toilet but the only surface area that the water splashes is the area around your butthole, and u can obviously always wash ur hand(as the other ones going to be holding the bidet). So much more hygienic than wiping and praying comeon nigga.

 

[dictator]

washing your ass is pretty gay tbh