Why does blonde hair sometimes look good if one of the laws of coloring is that the hair should always be the darkest?

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Sorry for being turbo grey :feelsuhh:
 
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Their is no such law.
 
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who tf made up the laws of coloring
 
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there's no such "law" like that, it just depends on where the person is from
 
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who tf made up the laws of coloring
Saint Haumdi and Clavicular sat down and wrote the laws of colouring
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with all the top looksmaxer surgeons and top ranking harvard WASP chadlites they came down from mt sinai with the LAW
During this sit-down, the Harvard ranked number 1,2 and 3 chads alongside Clavicular Killed and stole Hamudi's idea to take the credit all for themselves
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During this sit-down, the Harvard ranked number 1,2 and 3 chads alongside Clavicular Killed and stole Hamudi's idea to take the credit all for themselves
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st hamudi gets sacrificed and clavicular gets botched and kills himself

the 3 chads found the looksmaxing church and it gets approved by the USA after a lot of bluepilled repression

st hamudi resurrects and defeats the blue pill and the foids and reigns for 1000 years
 
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During this sit-down, the Harvard ranked number 1,2 and 3 chads alongside Clavicular Killed and stole Hamudi's idea to take the credit all for themselves
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And king master, read through them and signed and approved the laws
the council of tiktok gathers all the og looksmaxers and they form the canon, the rest gets proclaimed as heresey

the east and west looksmax churches split by the difference of ideas and eugenics

The west becomes hyper-hitlerite while the east becomes slavo-medid idk

everyone nukes each other, amen the end
 
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st hamudi gets sacrificed and clavicular gets botched and kills himself

the 3 chads found the looksmaxing church and it gets approved by the USA after a lot of bluepilled repression

st hamudi resurrects and defeats the blue pill and the foids and reigns for 1000 years
But clavicular bled, defeated, in gloom: for Lookism's false grace offered him no aid.

Eager for revenge, his vengeful soul roamed the earth, UNTIL suddenly, Gandy get's resurrected, but with clavicular's soul...

Now he forges a dark empire of will stronger then that of steel , To put an end to St. Hamudi's Black Pilled legions.
 
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the council of tiktok gathers all the og looksmaxers and they form the canon, the rest gets proclaimed as heresey

the east and west looksmax churches split by the difference of ideas and eugenics

The west becomes hyper-hitlerite while the east becomes slavo-medid idk

everyone nukes each other, amen the end
People believed the war was ovER, for they were free, just then awoke a Sensitive Tarnished Soul, helped by the flame of the freinzied flame!
 
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the council of tiktok gathers all the og looksmaxers and they form the canon, the rest gets proclaimed as heresey

the east and west looksmax churches split by the difference of ideas and eugenics

The west becomes hyper-hitlerite while the east becomes slavo-medid idk

everyone nukes each other, amen the end
But clavicular bled, defeated, in gloom: for Lookism's false grace offered him no aid.

Eager for revenge, his vengeful soul roamed the earth, UNTIL suddenly, Gandy get's resurrected, but with clavicular's soul...

Now he forges a dark empire of will stronger then that of steel , To put an end to St. Hamudi's Black Pilled legions.
WHY SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS:lul:
 
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But clavicular bled, defeated, in gloom: for Lookism's false grace offered him no aid.

Eager for revenge, his vengeful soul roamed the earth, UNTIL suddenly, Gandy get's resurrected, but with clavicular's soul...

Now he forges a dark empire of will stronger then that of steel , To put an end to St. Hamudi's Black Pilled legions.
clavo-gandy performs the resurrection of the dead and with hamudi they duke it out in armageddon and then God the Father sends an asteroid and destroys the earth because he hates everything and only superior WASP Mars colonies funded by Elon Musk survive
 
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clavo-gandy performs the resurrection of the dead and with hamudi they duke it out in armageddon and then God the Father sends an asteroid and destroys the earth because he hates everything and only superior WASP Mars colonies funded by Elon Musk survive
Then, Elon Musk removes his mask and turns out he was actually Hexum and he mogs all their asses to the slums of Mumbai, and they fucking die.
 
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Then, Elon Musk removes his mask and turns out he was actually Hexum and he mogs all their asses to the slums of Mumbai, and they fucking die.
aliens discover the remains, start looksmaxing, become autistic and end up going extinct and getting psychosis
 
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aliens discover the remains, start looksmaxing, become autistic and end up going extinct and getting psychosis
Then @Oorgpostcel pulls up and mogs them all to Gandy Hell.

then we all take our schizo meds :Bruh:
 
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