Why don’t the elites hire PSL gods to be their new puppet presidents?

[qazw]

Like imagine if David Gandy ran for president. He would win by looks alone. Then once he’s in power, he could do or say anything and he’d be able to get away with it. Jeremy Meeks went to prison for beating up a child but no one cared because he’s attractive.

Are the elites dumb? Why did they choose Trump to be their puppet instead of a PSL god?