Why going to the gym makes you GAY.

[User28823]

Just imagine the millions of times that gym equipment has been touched…
by EVERYONE.

Now factor in that like 90% of “gymbros” do not wash their hands after dropping off their sweaty piss-stick in the bathroom. Congratulations—you’re basically holding hands with every man in the county when you hit that bench press.

That’s right: going to the gym is GAY.
You are voluntarily putting your fingers on the same steel rod some dude just finished fondling after his post-urinal handshake with his own cock.

And let’s not forget the pre-workout dump. You KNOW at least half the guys in there are turbo-charging their colon 30 minutes before, blasting out a monster and then doing the ol’ “wipe it on my shorts” maneuver because “soap is for betas.” So when you grab that dumbbell? That’s not sweat, my friend. That’s a trace sample from Chad’s ass hair.

At this point you’re not lifting weights—you’re in a full-blown gay orgy, sponsored by Planet Fitness.

 

[Petsmart]

I recognize my nigga chat gpt from a mile away

 

[Saint Casanova]

Gyms are filled with ethnic moggers of cumskins. Hygiene isn’t necessary for them

 

[User28823]

Gyms are filled with ethnic moggers of cumskins. Hygiene isn’t necessary for them

u were saying something about ethnics?

 

[FaceandBBC]

Going into the gym bathroom with another dude and taking your shirts off to pose and flex your muscles in front of the mirror next each other is gayer than sucking dick.

 

[59H390]

u were saying something about ethnics?

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Never seen that photo
That’s a good one

 

[Saint Casanova]

u were saying something about ethnics?

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Jeff is an honorary ethnic

 

[geloo]

In Theory, everyone is gay. every dude jerks off and you still handshake your friend, family, random people, co-workers, etc with that same hand. Every dude has touched each others dicks

 

[User28823]

Going into the gym bathroom with another dude and taking your shirts off to pose and flex your muscles in front of the mirror next each other is gayer than sucking dick.

 

[User28823]

In Theory, everyone is gay. every dude jerks off and you still handshake your friend, family, random people, co-workers, etc with that same hand. Every dude has touched each others dicks

i wash my hands.

 

[geloo]

i wash my hands.

you think washing your hands truly kills all bacteria?

 

[59H390]

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Exactly how shi goes down irl

 

[59H390]

you think washing your hands truly kills all bacteria?

Yes

 

[User28823]

you think washing your hands truly kills all bacteria?

yeah because it kills 99.999999% and i use soap twice meaning i kill 100%

 

[looksmaxxed]

if you leave your home you are being bombarded with homosexual particles from literal faggots, dried semen flecks and penis skin cells on every door handle

to remain straight, use this in public

 

[Slayfer]

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"Hey bro, you wanna roleplay and kiss in the changing room, it's for a tiktok"

 

[edodalic29]

nigga just work out and get tf out

 

[geloo]

yeah because it kills 99.999999% and i use soap twice meaning i kill 100%

high IQ

 

[User28823]

nigga just work out and get tf out