User28823
do not go gentle into that good night
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Just imagine the millions of times that gym equipment has been touched…
by EVERYONE.
Now factor in that like 90% of “gymbros” do not wash their hands after dropping off their sweaty piss-stick in the bathroom. Congratulations—you’re basically holding hands with every man in the county when you hit that bench press.
That’s right: going to the gym is GAY.
You are voluntarily putting your fingers on the same steel rod some dude just finished fondling after his post-urinal handshake with his own cock.
And let’s not forget the pre-workout dump. You KNOW at least half the guys in there are turbo-charging their colon 30 minutes before, blasting out a monster and then doing the ol’ “wipe it on my shorts” maneuver because “soap is for betas.” So when you grab that dumbbell? That’s not sweat, my friend. That’s a trace sample from Chad’s ass hair.
At this point you’re not lifting weights—you’re in a full-blown gay orgy, sponsored by Planet Fitness.
by EVERYONE.
Now factor in that like 90% of “gymbros” do not wash their hands after dropping off their sweaty piss-stick in the bathroom. Congratulations—you’re basically holding hands with every man in the county when you hit that bench press.
That’s right: going to the gym is GAY.
You are voluntarily putting your fingers on the same steel rod some dude just finished fondling after his post-urinal handshake with his own cock.
And let’s not forget the pre-workout dump. You KNOW at least half the guys in there are turbo-charging their colon 30 minutes before, blasting out a monster and then doing the ol’ “wipe it on my shorts” maneuver because “soap is for betas.” So when you grab that dumbbell? That’s not sweat, my friend. That’s a trace sample from Chad’s ass hair.
At this point you’re not lifting weights—you’re in a full-blown gay orgy, sponsored by Planet Fitness.
