WHY I AM NEAR-PERFECT

[Deleted member 6873]

Goblin height

Damn bro 5'7'' is goblin height? You must be 7foot

But no you're like an inch taller lmao

Sit down

You're 5'6 quit the coping.

Still heightmog you

Still bodymog you

My masetters alone mog your entire existence to death

 

[RODEBLUR]

You look like a nigger.

Bruh

 

[sytyl]

it's so over for this guy jfl

he is not even trolling he is 100% serious

 

[RoundHouse]

t's so over for this guy jfl

he is not even trolling he is 100% serious

rip jfl

 

[Demonstrator]

Oh? So make me a list of perfect features i don't have then.

Chin , neck, jaw, low bf%, colouring, medial canthus, everytjing im too low iq to put all

 

[RODEBLUR]

You're 5'6 quit the coping.

Still heightmog you

Still bodymog you

My masetters alone mog your entire existence to death

I wouldn't know a 3cm height difference tbh i can't measure myself that precisely

So you heightmog you by an inch. Cool

Also nobody gives a fuck about your masetters

 

[Deleted member 6873]

No it's square and bloated

Looked uncanny

Which pic did you see where you got this opinion from lmao?

Let me guess, the Aquaman photoshop done by Arvid.

 

[Deleted member 6488]

Oh? So make me a list of perfect features i don't have then.

nose is not ideal
entire browridge droops down (along your nasion area too)
bimaxillary protrusion
severely high ipd (eyes really far spaced out)
bloated (but still extremely low bf% so you probably don't have a good lower third)
hair does not suit you at all
height
acne covered nose

 

[Deleted member 6475]

it's so over for this guy jfl

he is not even trolling he is 100% serious

i am a narcypath myself but imagine being narcy for no reason
like imagine being this delusional

 

[RODEBLUR]

Chin , neck, jaw, low bf%, colouring, medial canthus, everytjing im too low iq to put all

Chin is good? Neck is good? Jaw is good? I'm skinny but have high face fat
Medial canthus is ok so i'm kinda confused but thanks for the normal post regardless

 

[Deleted member 6475]

bloated (but still extremely low bf% so you probably don't have a good lower third)

i doubt he is bloated
how can you be bloated when you weigh as much as a 3 year old girl at 5'1
jfl.

 

[Demonstrator]

Chin is good? Neck is good? Jaw is good? I'm skinny but have high face fat
Medial canthus is ok so i'm kinda confused but thanks for the normal post regardless

Yes, exactly, good, aka average and not great

 

[RODEBLUR]

nose is not ideal
entire browridge droops down (along your nasion area too)
bimaxillary protrusion
severely high ipd (eyes really far spaced out)
bloated (but still extremely low bf% so you probably don't have a good lower third)
hair does not suit you at all
height
acne covered nose

Good post

I do not see a single problem with my nose though
Browridge is supposed to project
My chin is strong and my mouth doesn't protrude that much, so i think it's good. More prettyboy aesthetic since i have thin lips anyway
Give you a pass on the ipd
My lower third is good -> see pictures of me young
hair who cares
height = body so idc
acne = not a real feature so idc

So uhh what

 

[Deleted member 6873]

i doubt he is bloated
how can you be bloated when you weigh as much as a 3 year old girl at 5'1
jfl.

Its just my fat distribution bro!

 

[RODEBLUR]

140 replies in 40 minutes wtf
You really grab this forums attention

True, but it's getting rid of my cold. Big thanks to everyone here

 

[RoundHouse]

Its just my fat distribution bro!

JFL

 

[Deleted member 5292]

Bruh

I was joking. You look very good.

 

[RODEBLUR]

Its just my fat distribution bro!

It is stupidass

But regardless

i doubt he is bloated
how can you be bloated when you weigh as much as a 3 year old girl at 5'1
jfl.

Did this headass just say 5'1''

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Its just my fat distribution bro!

cuckblur after auschwitzmaxing and still looking like a fat shark facially

 

[RODEBLUR]

I was joking. You look very good.

Thank you for thinking with your brain and not your ego

 

[RODEBLUR]

cuckblur after auschwitzmaxing and still looking like a fat shark facially

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Bro i saw your eyes

You look like a buzzfeed employee

I'm supposed to feel offended or..?

 

[Deleted member 6488]

Good post

I do not see a single problem with my nose though
Browridge is supposed to project
My chin is strong and my mouth doesn't protrude that much, so i think it's good. More prettyboy aesthetic since i have thin lips anyway
Give you a pass on the ipd
My lower third is good -> see pictures of me young
hair who cares
height = body so idc
acne = not a real feature so idc

So uhh what

your nose is too wide (especially when you smile)
your brow ridge projects but it also droops
your chin shape is wide (but not ideal) but since you have bimaxillary protrusion, it doesn't matter
your lower third is not 'good' until you debloat and take pics (you are at a really low bf% so i doubt your lower third will have any changes at all)

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Bro i saw your eyes

You look like a buzzfeed employee

I'm supposed to feel offended or..?

imagine thinking my 7psl eyes which are hunter to the max are buzzfeed
keep trolling dude
if i had your ego at 16 i wouldve been beaten to death
(and your body doesnt help with that jfl.)

 

[RoundHouse]

Bro u rly need a reality check tbh

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Another banger thread

 

[Selfahate]

U look a bit ethnic

 

[RODEBLUR]

your nose is too wide (especially when you smile)
your brow ridge projects but it also droops
your chin shape is wide (but not ideal) but since you have bimaxillary protrusion, it doesn't matter
your lower third is not 'good' until you debloat and take pics (you are at a really low bf% so i doubt your lower third will have any changes at all)

My nose meets up with the inner corners of my eyes. If it were thinner it would accentuate my IPD, making me look worse overall.
Browridge is good, can't see how it wouldn't be. Make a morph or something
Wide chins are good. Bimaxillary protrusion? You mean my mouth protrudes? It adds to prettyboy aesthetic to accentuate thick lips. Don't understand how it could be bad
My lower third will have changes debloating, i can assure you that. My brother and I were always very skinny, and he had a bloat worse than mine and here he is today with quite a good jaw. So i can assure you my lower third has potential.

Thank again for the rational post

 

[sytyl]

U look a bit ethnic

he is half venezuelan or someshit jfl

 

[Deleted member 4438]

nigga you're damn ugly

stfu now

nobody wants to waste his time because some deluded goblin

 

[RODEBLUR]

U look a bit ethnic

Issa good thing

Am i supposed to look like alexander skarsgård or something

If i did i would get slammed for being blond and told ''DARK FEATURES RULE BRO''

 

[RoundHouse]

stfu now

nobody wants to waste his time because some deluded goblin

 

[RODEBLUR]

nigga you're damn ugly

stfu now

nobody wants to waste his time because some deluded goblin

Bro i don't even know what creature you are or what sewer you crawled out of but go back please

You don't look human, you are very much overstepping the boundaries by talking about looks

 

[RODEBLUR]

imagine thinking my 7psl eyes which are hunter to the max are buzzfeed
keep trolling dude
if i had your ego at 16 i wouldve been beaten to death
(and your body doesnt help with that jfl.)

Whatever you posted

VS.

 

[sytyl]

Whatever you posted

VS.
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soulless eyes, quite representative of your vacant mind

 

[RODEBLUR]

imagine thinking my 7psl eyes which are hunter to the max are buzzfeed
keep trolling dude
if i had your ego at 16 i wouldve been beaten to death
(and your body doesnt help with that jfl.)

This dude called his eyes ''hunter to the max'' i can't

Bro you have some slight hooding that's it, all other features scream cuck

 

[lifestyle21873]

You havent made a single friend in here cuz ur so fucking narcy and delusional
Just fuck outta this forum pls

 

[RODEBLUR]

soulless eyes, quite representative of your vacant mind

Don't see it

 

[RODEBLUR]

You havent made a single friend in here cuz ur so fucking narcy and delusional
Just fuck outta this forum pls

Who even are you bro

Maybe you wanna fuck outta here with yo stupid ass

 

[lifestyle21873]

And u have good features but still manage to look below average. Even with hunter eyes you have 0 appeal and im talking about face only

 

[sytyl]

Don't see it

you must have anti bdd jfl psychologists need to run studies on you

 

[RODEBLUR]

And u have good features but still manage to look below average. Even with hunter eyes you have 0 appeal and im talking about face only

Damn bro

Couldn't figure a way out since my features are good so just called me below average and left

 

[imparatorluk]

Do you have pics

 

[lifestyle21873]

Damn bro

Couldn't figure a way out since my features are good so just called me below average and left

Because good looks isn’t about good features only

Look at chico, he doesn’t have perfect facial features(browridge,chin etc) but still is supermodel

 

[RODEBLUR]

Do you have pics

Ye

 

[RODEBLUR]

Because good looks isn’t about good features only

Look at chico, he doesn’t have perfect facial features(browridge,chin etc) but still is supermodel

Harmony

And his eye area is really good

 

[lifestyle21873]

Harmony

And his eye area is really good

you just answered as to why ur below avg, harmony

 

[RODEBLUR]

you just answered as to why ur below avg, harmony

Fuck u mean

My harmony is good
My nose goes together with mouth and my jaw and shit eyebrows hairline so idk what this is

 

[xdxdxnice1]

ur a little rat man if i was at ur school i would bully you

 

[imparatorluk]

Ye
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How old are you

 

[RODEBLUR]

ur a little rat man if i was at ur school i would bully you

No you wouldn't
You touch me and i'll break your little pig face