UltraExtremeIntense
It’s time
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Today I had curry at an Indian restaurant. Unfortunately on the way home I had to poo really bad. So rather than shit meself, I decided to do it in a bush. So I found one nearby and did my business using some leaves to wipe my arse.
Now here where things get weird. The next day I noticed my skin had become slightly darker. At first I thought it must just be tan, but it’s been getting darker all day. Not only this, my hair has receeded from a NW0 to NW1.5 and I have shrunk 6 inches. Wtf?
Tldr: I have become a were-curry. Wtf bros how do I cure this?
Now here where things get weird. The next day I noticed my skin had become slightly darker. At first I thought it must just be tan, but it’s been getting darker all day. Not only this, my hair has receeded from a NW0 to NW1.5 and I have shrunk 6 inches. Wtf?
Tldr: I have become a were-curry. Wtf bros how do I cure this?
