why is gen alpha so short

[Deleted member 110111]

i swear i wasnt 4’11 in freshman year

 

[thereallegend]

always overestimate your competition

 

[ChimpBall]

Theyre tall as fuck, what you talkin' about. Theyre usually giga lanklets though

 

[Vermilioncore]

because all their short moms got with big dick tall chads and now this is the price she pays…birthing a son she wouldn’t fuck

 

[Deleted member 110111]

Theyre tall as fuck, what you talkin' about. Theyre usually giga lanklets though

idk bro. id say its gen z

 

[valentine]

its the opposite. gen alpha is fucking 7'5 mutants

 

[The Grinch]

Their dads are 6‘4, their mothers 5‘4

 

[Archimedes]

because all their short moms got with big dick tall chads and now this is the price she pays…birthing a son she wouldn’t fuck

I'm telling y'all. Tall bitches with green eyes is the meta