why is living inside a car fun?

[Vermilioncore]

I used to live in a big suv with a mattress. Got drunk as fuck off fireball and just stole food from Uber eats when I got hungry
Yeah I would cry at night but I was so drunk I would quickly fall asleep and wake up feeling kinda hung over but then I’d just wash up at the gas station, steal a small bottle of Svedka vodka and get fucked up all over again in my car

 

[Manletmachine]

Bullshit

 

[Vermilioncore]

Bullshit

what? why don’t you believe me? It’s not like it’s a good life to live, why is it so hard to believe

 

[Manletmachine]

what? why don’t you believe me? It’s not like it’s a good life to live, why is it so hard to believe

You don’t steal. And if you tried you would fail

 

[Vermilioncore]

You don’t steal. And if you tried you would fail

Na it’s fun and easy as fuck literally any store doesn’t even care. Last week I was hungry as fuck and had no money so went to the supermarket and got a bag of taco flavoured doritos and went to the self check out. Pretended to scan it. Put it in the bag and went back to my car and opened the bag up and started munching. Sorry you’re too much of a cuck and have no balls

 

[Manletmachine]

Na it’s fun and easy as fuck literally any store doesn’t even care. Last week I was hungry as fuck and had no money so went to the supermarket and got a bag of taco flavoured doritos and went to the self check out. Pretended to scan it. Put it in the bag and went back to my car and opened the bag up and started munching. Sorry you’re too much of a cuck and have no balls

You’re good at writing fiction! Keep it up bud!

 

[Vermilioncore]

You’re good at writing fiction! Keep it up bud!

I would show you the receipt but I didn’t pay for it haha peace cuck !

 

[thereallegend]

I’m currently living in my car

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m currently living in my car

Cmon bud you gotta ask your folks for help once in a while.

 

[try2beme]

You’re good at writing fiction! Keep it up bud!

Its not that hard pussio

 

[thereallegend]

Cmon bud you gotta ask your folks for help once in a while.

They da ones that kicked me out