What I learned from 1 week of clubbing as a Chadlite

[autistic_tendencies]

Reminder clubs started in the gay community
Hahaha fcking losers

 

[try2beme]

Idk man, still feels wrong. She didn't kiss me to be posted on an incel forum

Bruh this is dumb thinking. Imagine being high inhib about random sluts who kiss strangers on the street

 

[try2beme]

Reminder clubs started in the gay community
Hahaha fcking losers

Its obvious tbh

 

[Zeta]

Bruh this is dumb thinking. Imagine being high inhib about random sluts who kiss strangers on the street

hahahah, yes I fucking am

 

[try2beme]

hahahah, yes I fucking am

Keep crying for sluts it makes you a cuck when you should be a slayer

 

[Zeta]

Keep crying for sluts it makes you a cuck when you should be a slayer

You are right tho

 

[VivaCristoRey]

#jobisnotfinished

 

[vinn98]

High body weight, and eating a lot before drinking. So that i wouldn't throw up

Lose body fat so you don't need 10 shots to get tipsy because that's fkn retarded. At 75kg I'm already feeling really tipsy after just 2 beers on an empty stomach. Beer is perfect because it makes me tipsy but still clear-thinking without acting like a retarded drunk. If I drank strong stuff like vodka it would failo me and bad things would happen.

When I used to drink shots like you're doing I would make mistakes, like losing things, approaching women I would find ugly sober, and getting into fights. If I just drink beer none of that happens. Also eating before just means you need more alcohol to feel tipsy. You should eat a big meal at the end of the night after drinking, not before.

 

[Lokki]

BUMP

Slayers GTFIH!!!

im too young to slay properly since im just 14, i barely slay and have only fucked 2 girls, jova

 

[einzigartig]

Of course it does

why explain

 

[Zeta]

Lose body fat so you don't need 10 shots to get tipsy because that's fkn retarded. At 75kg I'm already feeling really tipsy after just 2 beers on an empty stomach. Beer is perfect because it makes me tipsy but still clear-thinking without acting like a retarded drunk. If I drank strong stuff like vodka it would failo me and bad things would happen.

When I used to drink shots like you're doing I would make mistakes, like losing things, approaching women I would find ugly sober, and getting into fights. If I just drink beer none of that happens. Also eating before just means you need more alcohol to feel tipsy. You should eat a big meal at the end of the night after drinking, not before.

Nah i need to get drunk as fuck for low inhib

 

[Zeta]

why explain

Height matters

 

[Zeta]

im too young to slay properly since im just 14, i barely slay and have only fucked 2 girls, jova

Thats good brah, you still have all the time.

 

[einzigartig]

im too young to slay properly since im just 14, i barely slay and have only fucked 2 girls, jova

do yourself a favor and delete tiktok

 

[Lokki]

Thats good brah, you still have all the time.

Maybe, but the problem with me is im only able to slay and not hold a stable relationship with anyone

5 talking stages in my life and all of them failed brutally

All of them found some huge failos in me that I didnt even know about

 

[Lokki]

do yourself a favor and delete tiktok

And rot on .org more? No thank you

 

[vinn98]

Now I'll give a quick list of things you should keep an eye on.
DON'T WASTE TIME ON SOBER GIRLS. If you are talking to a girl and she seems boring or dry, it's most likely that she is sober, which means she is just a boring ass person JFL. Who the fuck goes clubbing whilst being sober. That's gay as fuck.

I agree with this. You can tell right away when they're sober because of the serious look on their face and having their guard up. I swear I think most women are asexual and don't even like men unless they've had some alcohol. Trying to to talk to a sober woman in a club is a waste of time.

 

[Zeta]

I agree with this. You can tell right away when they're sober because of the serious look on their face and having their guard up. I swear I think most women are asexual and don't even like men unless they've had some alcohol. Trying to to talk to a sober woman in a club is a waste of time.

Exactly, you should avoid them. Women who club while being sober are rotten souls. Disgusting people

 

[Deleted member 44207]

I hope one of the bitches you kiss gives you herpes

 

[Zeta]

I am so jealous of you and I wish I was you

It’s okay man. Keep mewing

 

[LilJojo]

So last week me and 4 friends went to Portugal to go clubbing. We went to a tourist destination which is really populair amongst Irish, German and Dutch people. (there were pretty much no Portugese people).

Setting:
There was this 1 street which had nightclubs from left to right. I think around 10 clubs in total. This street was very crowded with people from 17-26.

Preparation:
I would take around 10-15 shots as pregame before going out to the clubs. And i would also take a bottle of vodka with me in my pocket. To keep drinking. I did this to lower my inhib and become more NT.

Game:
Here im gonna talk about the best ways to actually get in contact with the girls. There are two types of ways. I'll first state the obvious, which is going to the dance floor in a club and moving your friend group towards a friend group of approximately the same amount of girls. Then everyone of you guys take one girl and just dance with her. After a while get closer, then kiss. Easy for a Chadlite . But this method is my least favorite since it takes a lot of time and the clubs are crowded with ugly men most of the time. So here is the holy grail of kissing foids.

Walking around the street

Okay hear me out, I know this sounds super non NT, But me and my best friend would just walk around the strip looking for good looking foids. If we found some girls we just approached them and made a little small talk like "how are you guys?" or "Where are you guys going?". Since we are both 6'2 and not ugly. This worked flawlessly. Sometimes we would just invite them to go to a club to dance with them and then kiss them in the club. But often i would just ask their socials, call them pretty got a little closer, and 9/10 times i would just go for a kiss on the street and walk away after that. Which was a mistake i learned to correct myself later on.

I have no idea why, but when i was drunk i liked the idea of kissing as many girls as possible. Sounds pointless right? Since it is. So the first 3 days I was just wandering around the nightclubs and the street and I got a personal record of kissing 16 girls in 1 night. Seems unbreakable i guess. So when i realised that if I were to continue this behaviour i would only dissappoint myself by not being able to kiss more then last time. So I changed up my strategy. I actually sticked around with a girl that had high interest in me. Doing this was way more fun. I have been active in other threads last week live blogging my experience and the things that happened so i will quickly summarize some events that occurred whilest i was trying this new strategy.
I got a handjob in an alleyway
I got a blowjob in an alleyway
I went to a girls appartment and I slayed
I went to the beach and I slayed.


Now these things are way better then kissing I can promise you that. That's why I recommend to stick around with the higher tier Beckies rather then just kissing as much as possible.

Now I'll give a quick list of things you should keep an eye on.
DON'T WASTE TIME ON SOBER GIRLS. If you are talking to a girl and she seems boring or dry, it's most likely that she is sober, which means she is just a boring ass person JFL. Who the fuck goes clubbing whilst being sober. That's gay as fuck.
NOT EVERY GIRLS IS GONNA LIKE YOU. I mean the higher appeal you have and the better you look the more girls are gonna like you. Even though im Chadlite and I have high appeal, I still got REJECTED. What did I do about it? Nothing, I just walked on to the next girl. Intoxicating yourself with alcohol helps you realise that getting rejected is okay, it literally does NOT matter. Not even in the slightest. That's why it is so important to be drunk as fuck.

Clothes:
I was wearing a very niche skater type of clothing style since that's just what i wear. Now let me tell you that i got lots of compliments about good clothing style. (Of course also about my looks) but thats off topic rn.
Here is one fit i wore that worked good.
Polar big boys, Vlone t shirt and Los angeles dodgers SB dunks.
View attachment 2963186View attachment 2963187View attachment 2963189

Also wore a lot of accesories like earrings, chain, sunglasses, gucci belt, supreme shoulder bag.
Now, the last day i wore a completely different type of clothing style just as a test, I wore gymshorts and a tight ass vans T shirt . And guess what It did not fucking matter that much. No i did not get any compliments but i still got a slay. So you can draw your own conclusion out of that. Even though clothes don't matter too much, it still does a little since if a girl is into your Niche she is more likely to be interested in you. That's why i wear the clothing style that I wear.

Something else i noticed is I rather go for UK girls since they are way better people then Dutch whores. The way they treat you their manners, everything is just so much better. So that's why i rather approached them. Also Dutch girls are tall as fuck most of the time which is not attractive. And since my English is very good all of them thought I was American because of an American accent . (Don't know why I sound American).

Now let me also tell you that girls should not be the main reason for going on a vacation. The amount of fun I had with my homies is priceless. So I'll list some funny moments that I can remember.
I threw a bottle of vodka and it bounced on a car. So when I walked away there were these police officers standing right behind me. They started yapping to me in Portugese, so I told them that I do not speak Portugese. Then they replied to me with "You are under arrest". So I said "Okay ". And i turned around so they could cuff me. Then my friend took his phone out to take a picture but his flash was still on . So his coworker turned around and smacked the fuck out of him . Then my friend just apologized and started deleting the picutre. Then the police said "Go away". and we were free to leave thankfully.

Another thing that happened was that i got mugged by transgender prostitutes from Colombia .
There was these 2 whores, one of them was built like a massive donkey kong, and the other was a slim surgerymaxxed femboy looking ass. So they offered their service. But even with 20 shots in I could tell that they were trans. So I took out my phone and starting recording them and calling them slurs. Spoiler alert they did NOT like that. So they grabbed my by my shirt and robbed my pockets. Then they started yelling at me to delete the video, so I did. After that they gave my loot back and we was good n shi .

These are just some of the highlights of all the funny things that happened.

I'll end this thread here but if you guys have some questions or if you want me to go deeper in certain subjects you can just ask me down below. Thanks for reading

Why are you larping. 15 shots in a row is more than enough to send you to the hospital unless you’re a very big alcoholic, which even then would make you drunk as fuck

 

[Zeta]

Why are you larping. 15 shots in a row is more than enough to send you to the hospital unless you’re a very big alcoholic, which even then would make you drunk as fuck

Nah I’m goated, if i drink another time I’ll record all the shots i take and you will see

 

[LilJojo]

Nah I’m goated, if i drink another time I’ll record all the shots i take and you will see

You got shit drunk atleast yes

 

[Zeta]

You got shit drunk atleast yes

Yeah to lower inhib. Low inhib = law

 

[97baHater]

I got a handjob in an alleyway
I got a blowjob in an alleyway
I went to a girls appartment and I slayed
I went to the beach and I slayed.

Mirin hard

 

[LilJojo]

Yeah to lower inhib. Low inhib = law

After a point being drunk is minus to your play unless you’re having enchantments lol. 2-3 drinks is the best

 

[Zeta]

After a point being drunk is minus to your play unless you’re having enchantments lol. 2-3 drinks is the best

Not for me, i act nt and just cool when I’m drunk. My friend was starting fights with everyone but i always came and made then chill again.

 

[LilJojo]

Not for me, i act nt and just cool when I’m drunk. My friend was starting fights with everyone but i always came and made then chill again.

Leave the forum you don’t need it lol

 

[Zeta]

Leave the forum you don’t need it lol

Nah I like this community

 

[sub5pslathlete]

So last week me and 4 friends went to Portugal to go clubbing. We went to a tourist destination which is really populair amongst Irish, German and Dutch people. (there were pretty much no Portugese people).

Setting:
There was this 1 street which had nightclubs from left to right. I think around 10 clubs in total. This street was very crowded with people from 17-26.

Preparation:
I would take around 10-15 shots as pregame before going out to the clubs. And i would also take a bottle of vodka with me in my pocket. To keep drinking. I did this to lower my inhib and become more NT.

Game:
Here im gonna talk about the best ways to actually get in contact with the girls. There are two types of ways. I'll first state the obvious, which is going to the dance floor in a club and moving your friend group towards a friend group of approximately the same amount of girls. Then everyone of you guys take one girl and just dance with her. After a while get closer, then kiss. Easy for a Chadlite . But this method is my least favorite since it takes a lot of time and the clubs are crowded with ugly men most of the time. So here is the holy grail of kissing foids.

Walking around the street

Okay hear me out, I know this sounds super non NT, But me and my best friend would just walk around the strip looking for good looking foids. If we found some girls we just approached them and made a little small talk like "how are you guys?" or "Where are you guys going?". Since we are both 6'2 and not ugly. This worked flawlessly. Sometimes we would just invite them to go to a club to dance with them and then kiss them in the club. But often i would just ask their socials, call them pretty got a little closer, and 9/10 times i would just go for a kiss on the street and walk away after that. Which was a mistake i learned to correct myself later on.

I have no idea why, but when i was drunk i liked the idea of kissing as many girls as possible. Sounds pointless right? Since it is. So the first 3 days I was just wandering around the nightclubs and the street and I got a personal record of kissing 16 girls in 1 night. Seems unbreakable i guess. So when i realised that if I were to continue this behaviour i would only dissappoint myself by not being able to kiss more then last time. So I changed up my strategy. I actually sticked around with a girl that had high interest in me. Doing this was way more fun. I have been active in other threads last week live blogging my experience and the things that happened so i will quickly summarize some events that occurred whilest i was trying this new strategy.
I got a handjob in an alleyway
I got a blowjob in an alleyway
I went to a girls appartment and I slayed
I went to the beach and I slayed.


Now these things are way better then kissing I can promise you that. That's why I recommend to stick around with the higher tier Beckies rather then just kissing as much as possible.

Now I'll give a quick list of things you should keep an eye on.
DON'T WASTE TIME ON SOBER GIRLS. If you are talking to a girl and she seems boring or dry, it's most likely that she is sober, which means she is just a boring ass person JFL. Who the fuck goes clubbing whilst being sober. That's gay as fuck.
NOT EVERY GIRLS IS GONNA LIKE YOU. I mean the higher appeal you have and the better you look the more girls are gonna like you. Even though im Chadlite and I have high appeal, I still got REJECTED. What did I do about it? Nothing, I just walked on to the next girl. Intoxicating yourself with alcohol helps you realise that getting rejected is okay, it literally does NOT matter. Not even in the slightest. That's why it is so important to be drunk as fuck.

Clothes:
I was wearing a very niche skater type of clothing style since that's just what i wear. Now let me tell you that i got lots of compliments about good clothing style. (Of course also about my looks) but thats off topic rn.
Here is one fit i wore that worked good.
Polar big boys, Vlone t shirt and Los angeles dodgers SB dunks.
View attachment 2963186View attachment 2963187View attachment 2963189

Also wore a lot of accesories like earrings, chain, sunglasses, gucci belt, supreme shoulder bag.
Now, the last day i wore a completely different type of clothing style just as a test, I wore gymshorts and a tight ass vans T shirt . And guess what It did not fucking matter that much. No i did not get any compliments but i still got a slay. So you can draw your own conclusion out of that. Even though clothes don't matter too much, it still does a little since if a girl is into your Niche she is more likely to be interested in you. That's why i wear the clothing style that I wear.

Something else i noticed is I rather go for UK girls since they are way better people then Dutch whores. The way they treat you their manners, everything is just so much better. So that's why i rather approached them. Also Dutch girls are tall as fuck most of the time which is not attractive. And since my English is very good all of them thought I was American because of an American accent . (Don't know why I sound American).

Now let me also tell you that girls should not be the main reason for going on a vacation. The amount of fun I had with my homies is priceless. So I'll list some funny moments that I can remember.
I threw a bottle of vodka and it bounced on a car. So when I walked away there were these police officers standing right behind me. They started yapping to me in Portugese, so I told them that I do not speak Portugese. Then they replied to me with "You are under arrest". So I said "Okay ". And i turned around so they could cuff me. Then my friend took his phone out to take a picture but his flash was still on . So his coworker turned around and smacked the fuck out of him . Then my friend just apologized and started deleting the picutre. Then the police said "Go away". and we were free to leave thankfully.

Another thing that happened was that i got mugged by transgender prostitutes from Colombia .
There was these 2 whores, one of them was built like a massive donkey kong, and the other was a slim surgerymaxxed femboy looking ass. So they offered their service. But even with 20 shots in I could tell that they were trans. So I took out my phone and starting recording them and calling them slurs. Spoiler alert they did NOT like that. So they grabbed my by my shirt and robbed my pockets. Then they started yelling at me to delete the video, so I did. After that they gave my loot back and we was good n shi .

These are just some of the highlights of all the funny things that happened.

I'll end this thread here but if you guys have some questions or if you want me to go deeper in certain subjects you can just ask me down below. Thanks for reading

Hahahahaha mirin bhai reminds me of my thread
Did u go to Albufeira

 

[MoggerGaston]

-what i learned
-be chadlite

thanks

 

[Zeta]

Hahahahaha mirin bhai reminds me of my thread
Did u go to Albufeira

Yes

 

[Deleted member 72072]

@Magnum Opus this might be the worst thread on this site

 

[Zeta]

@Magnum Opus this might be the worst thread on this site

Why?

 

[Deleted member 72072]

Why?

Did you read the thread u made and were you conscious while writing it? I think its self explanatory after u read it

 

[Zeta]

Did you read the thread u made and were you conscious while writing it? I think its self explanatory after u read it

No tell me

 

[Deleted member 72072]

No tell me

read the thread its second hand embarassment fuel

 

[Zeta]

read the thread its second hand embarassment fuel

Okay mr fun-police

 

[Magnum Opus]

Why?

Go back to .is

 

[Deleted member 72072]

Okay mr fun-police

Being a cringelord is “fun” holy shit i feel old

 

[Zeta]

Being a cringelord is “fun” holy shit i feel old

What is cringe about slaying foids?

 

[Deleted member 72072]

What is cringe about slaying foids?

Missing the point on purpose or actually low iq is the question

 

[Zeta]

Missing the point on purpose or actually low iq is the question

You are not stating the point

 

[Deleted member 72072]

You are not stating the point

I already told you you are cringe but i mean u fit in the tiktok users crowd. Substantial drop in iq

 

[Zeta]

I already told you you are cringe but i mean u fit in the tiktok users crowd. Substantial drop in iq

If you’re non-NT just say so. Everyone uses TikTok

 

[Deleted member 72072]

If you’re non-NT just say so. Everyone uses TikTok

let me guess you would claim you are non nt right

 

[Entschuldigung]

 

[Zeta]

let me guess you would claim you are non nt right

No I’m NT

 

[Deleted member 72072]

No I’m NT

i know, every nt 15 yo acts like that u’ll grow up eventually

 

[Zeta]

i know, every nt 15 yo acts like that u’ll grow up eventually

Why you so mad brah?