What I learned from 1 week of clubbing as a Chadlite

Nah don’t tell me you actually fuck prostitutes
No just got happy ending one time in new town full of them
Was fuckimg beautiful she was 22
 
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Did you have sex or just a blowjob?
blowjob handjob and footjob 😂😂😂😂I’m a dirty bastard
Finished with handjob tho
Amazing experience
 
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So last week me and 4 friends went to Portugal to go clubbing. We went to a tourist destination which is really populair amongst Irish, German and Dutch people. (there were pretty much no Portugese people).

Setting:
There was this 1 street which had nightclubs from left to right. I think around 10 clubs in total. This street was very crowded with people from 17-26.

Preparation:
I would take around 10-15 shots as pregame before going out to the clubs. And i would also take a bottle of vodka with me in my pocket. To keep drinking. I did this to lower my inhib and become more NT.

Game:
Here im gonna talk about the best ways to actually get in contact with the girls. There are two types of ways. I'll first state the obvious, which is going to the dance floor in a club and moving your friend group towards a friend group of approximately the same amount of girls. Then everyone of you guys take one girl and just dance with her. After a while get closer, then kiss. Easy for a Chadlite :LOL:. But this method is my least favorite since it takes a lot of time and the clubs are crowded with ugly men most of the time. So here is the holy grail of kissing foids. :ROFLMAO:

Walking around the street :feelsgood:

Okay hear me out, I know this sounds super non NT, But me and my best friend would just walk around the strip looking for good looking foids. If we found some girls we just approached them and made a little small talk like "how are you guys?" or "Where are you guys going?". Since we are both 6'2 and not ugly. This worked flawlessly. Sometimes we would just invite them to go to a club to dance with them and then kiss them in the club. But often i would just ask their socials, call them pretty :LOL: got a little closer, and 9/10 times i would just go for a kiss on the street and walk away after that. Which was a mistake i learned to correct myself later on.

I have no idea why, but when i was drunk i liked the idea of kissing as many girls as possible. Sounds pointless right? Since it is. So the first 3 days I was just wandering around the nightclubs and the street and I got a personal record of kissing 16 girls in 1 night. :soy: Seems unbreakable i guess. So when i realised that if I were to continue this behaviour i would only dissappoint myself by not being able to kiss more then last time. So I changed up my strategy. I actually sticked around with a girl that had high interest in me. Doing this was way more fun. I have been active in other threads last week live blogging my experience and the things that happened so i will quickly summarize some events that occurred whilest i was trying this new strategy.
I got a handjob in an alleyway
I got a blowjob in an alleyway
I went to a girls appartment and I slayed
I went to the beach and I slayed.
🆒

Now these things are way better then kissing I can promise you that. That's why I recommend to stick around with the higher tier Beckies rather then just kissing as much as possible.

Now I'll give a quick list of things you should keep an eye on.
DON'T WASTE TIME ON SOBER GIRLS. If you are talking to a girl and she seems boring or dry, it's most likely that she is sober, which means she is just a boring ass person JFL. Who the fuck goes clubbing whilst being sober. That's gay as fuck.
NOT EVERY GIRLS IS GONNA LIKE YOU. I mean the higher appeal you have and the better you look the more girls are gonna like you. Even though im Chadlite and I have high appeal, I still got REJECTED. What did I do about it? Nothing, I just walked on to the next girl. Intoxicating yourself with alcohol helps you realise that getting rejected is okay, it literally does NOT matter. Not even in the slightest. That's why it is so important to be drunk as fuck.

Clothes:
I was wearing a very niche skater type of clothing style since that's just what i wear. Now let me tell you that i got lots of compliments about good clothing style. (Of course also about my looks) but thats off topic rn.
Here is one fit i wore that worked good.
Polar big boys, Vlone t shirt and Los angeles dodgers SB dunks.
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Also wore a lot of accesories like earrings, chain, sunglasses, gucci belt, supreme shoulder bag. :soy:
Now, the last day i wore a completely different type of clothing style just as a test, I wore gymshorts and a tight ass vans T shirt :ROFLMAO:. And guess what It did not fucking matter that much. No i did not get any compliments but i still got a slay. So you can draw your own conclusion out of that. Even though clothes don't matter too much, it still does a little since if a girl is into your Niche she is more likely to be interested in you. That's why i wear the clothing style that I wear.

Something else i noticed is I rather go for UK girls since they are way better people then Dutch whores. The way they treat you their manners, everything is just so much better. So that's why i rather approached them. Also Dutch girls are tall as fuck most of the time which is not attractive. And since my English is very good all of them thought I was American because of an American accent :ROFLMAO:. (Don't know why I sound American).

Now let me also tell you that girls should not be the main reason for going on a vacation. The amount of fun I had with my homies is priceless. So I'll list some funny moments that I can remember.
I threw a bottle of vodka and it bounced on a car. So when I walked away there were these police officers standing right behind me. They started yapping to me in Portugese, so I told them that I do not speak Portugese. Then they replied to me with "You are under arrest". So I said "Okay :D". And i turned around so they could cuff me. Then my friend took his phone out to take a picture but his flash was still on :ROFLMAO:. So his coworker turned around and smacked the fuck out of him :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:. Then my friend just apologized and started deleting the picutre. Then the police said "Go away". and we were free to leave thankfully.

Another thing that happened was that i got mugged by transgender prostitutes from Colombia :ROFLMAO:.
There was these 2 whores, one of them was built like a massive donkey kong, and the other was a slim surgerymaxxed femboy looking ass. So they offered their service. But even with 20 shots in I could tell that they were trans. So I took out my phone and starting recording them and calling them slurs. Spoiler alert they did NOT like that. So they grabbed my by my shirt and robbed my pockets. Then they started yelling at me to delete the video, so I did. After that they gave my loot back and we was good n shi (y).

These are just some of the highlights of all the funny things that happened.

I'll end this thread here but if you guys have some questions or if you want me to go deeper in certain subjects you can just ask me down below. Thanks for reading
Your penis size?
 
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tiktok is the worst for your brain btw but do whatever u want
If you don’t have TikTok people will think you’re non-NT. Which I understand. Every autist I know does not have TikTok
 
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If you don’t have TikTok people will think you’re non-NT. Which I understand. Every autist I know does not have TikTok
Tiktok is what keeps me still a little bit NT, if I delete it I lose all of my NTness
 
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Tales
 
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If you don’t have TikTok people will think you’re non-NT. Which I understand. Every autist I know does not have TikTok
cope non tiktok users just know the damage that does to your brain
 
What city did you go to? Porto? Lisbon? Coimbra? All of them have a different audience. Also, did you only slay foreign girls (non Portuguese ones) ? since you said you group only went to places with Dutch and English, etc, girls.

Also, how much difference do you think being 6'2 makes? I mean you claim to be chadlite and face rules, but I'm 5'11 and it seems that height is quiet negligible unless you are short asf.
 
What city did you go to? Porto? Lisbon? Coimbra? All of them have a different audience. Also, did you only slay foreign girls (non Portuguese ones) ? since you said you group only went to places with Dutch and English, etc, girls.

Also, how much difference do you think being 6'2 makes? I mean you claim to be chadlite and face rules, but I'm 5'11 and it seems that height is quiet negligible unless you are short asf.
I went to Albufeira, and I never met a portugese girl. And yes height matters of course
 
I went to Albufeira, and I never met a portugese girl. And yes height matters of course
I see, never been to Albufeira, even during the summer, so I have zero experience in that environment, I can only attest to the other cities.

I've just seen your pic of you in the last day of party, seems legit you slayed so much; you have that blonde TikTok pretty boy look. I've also slayed a lot but never numbers like those on a single night, I'm uglier and not as tall but Portuguese girls are notoriously difficult when compared to foreign ones. You should have approached native girls to compare results, which I would quite interested in.
 
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I see, I'm from Portugal and I've never been to Albufeira, even during the summer, so I have zero experience in that environment, I can only attest to the other cities.

I've just seen your pic of you in the last day of party, seems legit you slayed so much; you have that blonde TikTok pretty boy look. I've also slayed a lot but never numbers like those on a single night, I'm uglier and not as tall but Portuguese girls are notoriously difficult when compared to foreign ones. You should have approached native girls to compare results, which I would quite interested in.
there were no portugese girls
 
Like zero? Damn bro we so fucked here xD.
I can remember 1. Because i saw her before that day working in a supermarket. But she was ugly asf
 
I can remember 1. Because i saw her before that day working in a supermarket. But she was ugly asf
You caught a bad one, but still I'm surprised you haven't seen a single Portuguese girl. It's most likely due to exam season and also Portuguese people don't travel to Albufeira to party (at least the ones I'm aware of) .
 
You caught a bad one, but still I'm surprised you haven't seen a single Portuguese girl. It's most likely due to exam season and also Portuguese people don't travel to Albufeira to party (at least the ones I'm aware of) .
Yup, it's a tourist destination. Would be weird for them to go there i guess
 
Yup, it's a tourist destination. Would be weird for them to go there i guess
Still, do you think that overall its a good location to slay ? Without the looks part ofc
 
I was like this must be a larp but then checked your profile, damn bro fair play
enjoy life I guess
 
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Still, do you think that overall its a good location to slay ? Without the looks part ofc
Yeah it is a good location. However the longer i stayed the worse the female - male ratio got.
 
Yeah it is a good location. However the longer i stayed the worse the female - male ratio got.
Why do you say that ? Its due to the coming summer or just personal impression ?
 
Just what I witnessed
Thx anyways, I'll have that in mind if I ever go there. Also, more threads like these would be nice I guess xd.
 
Thx anyways, I'll have that in mind if I ever go there. Also, more threads like these would be nice I guess xd.
I will make threads like this if I can, but I don't always go on clubbing vacations. This was the first time i done something like this
 
I will make threads like this if I can, but I don't always go on clubbing vacations. This was the first time i done something like this
First time for everything and at least you had the opportunity to do so, not everyone as friends willing to go to another country for that.
 
First time for everything and at least you had the opportunity to do so, not everyone as friends willing to go to another country for that.
Everyone of my friends had a lot of fun so i dont see why they would not want to do that
 
Everyone of my friends had a lot of fun so i dont see why they would not want to do that
Money, time issues, personal tastes, a whole myriad of reasons. I have 15 friends from high school, which is my primary friend group and only like 3 or 4 like to go clubbing.
 
I also know a lot more people from uni and so forth, but with time things get complicated because people grow up. I'm also probably older than you so it makes sense. But you mog me so no worries :blackpill:
 
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I also know a lot more people from uni and so forth, but with time things get complicated because people grow up. I'm also probably older than you so it makes sense. But you mog me so no worries :blackpill:
I dont have a lot of friends, im 19
 
I dont have a lot of friends, im 19
I wish I was 19 again, I'm almost 26 now, with what I know today, would absolutely crush it. Make more friends everybody knows its fucking key to everything.
 
I wish I was 19 again, I'm almost 26 now, with what I know today, would absolutely crush it. Make more friends everybody knows its fucking key to everything.
you are right, i will maintain my older friendships. Eventhough i dislike most of them people
 
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you are right, i will maintain my older friendships. Eventhough i dislike most of them people
I guess there's nothing wrong with old friendships. Just make sure that the people who want to hang out with have the same frequency as you.
 
I guess there's nothing wrong with old friendships. Just make sure that the people who want to hang out with have the same frequency as you.
frequency?
 
frequency?
Frequency as in the sense of: do your energies match ? do you enjoy doing similar things? do you react the same to situations? do you want to be the same person from x time? things along those lines.
 
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Impressive results bro. How long is your penis?
 
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Only autistic people would care about something like that
another cope dude imagine not caring about brain damage
 
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