why is my wife having so many private yoga lessons?

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she keeps forcing me to hire an expensive yoga coach multiple times a day. in the morning and at night He is not even good at yoga but she says "he has something special about him". It's very weird. My current theories are that they are planning my birthday party or she just wants to get really good at yoga
please let me know your theories about this strange situation. It doesn't make sense in my mind. Whos needs 2hrs of yoga a day

 

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