Why lifts do not work (I got caught with them) [brutal story]

[Deleted member 14543]

Bro ur in UK so shes 17, how old are you nibba?

i was 19 at the time

 

[Deleted member 14543]

over for me. fucking brutal

 

[Jamal2222]

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READ UNTIL THE END, WORTH IT

I'm a bit of a short guy tbh so I bought some 1.5 inch lifts to put in my white air force. 2 inches is way too much and you lean forward. fuck knows how Anmesia wears 4 inch lifts. and 1 inch isnt really enough to hide my manletism.

Also I can't wear slim trousers with lifts, they have to be straight fit and cover the ankle which I can do fine.

Theres been 2 times a girl has clocked im wearing lifts.

This is the story about the more brutal first time:

Bitch messaged me from instagram (thanks to my IG god method) and persued me, making all the conversation etc. we spoke for a few days then she asked to meet. But she was from a city that is a 30 minute drive from me. I couldn't be bothered to pick her up and she seemed high effort tbh.

On instagram she looked okay, not fit but bangable so I accepted to meet her. She got the train from her city to my city and I picked her up from the train station.
When she got in my car I was genuinely shocked she was low key sexy af, her instagram didnt do her justice. we had just basic convo on the way home back to my place.

keep in mind I lived in a hostle at the time (government gave me a room for free in a houseshare for a few months while I had no job+not getting along with mother). So I had my own room upstairs and crack&heroin smokers living in the other rooms.

But as we got out of the car, I clocked she was the same height as me (while I had 1.5 inch lifts on) ngl my heart sank. This means shes like 1-2 inches taller than me barefoot. And then at the door while I was putting the key, she mentioned something about me being small, in a playful way but obvs its a dealbreaker.

but we went up to my room and briefly talked about our height problem and she said something along the lines of 'lets make this a one time thing' kinda serious but also kinda testing me to see if I'd be sad but I just kept the poker face and played it cool like I wasn't extremely hurt by that statement.

I took my shoes+lifts off as I got into bed so she couldnt see me getting smaller. Then we just watched some shitty shows on my laptop in bed and cuddled and shit for an hour. She kept picking on every insecurity about me that was kinda annoying. i think she thought it was banter but she didnt really get how to have banter. also she kept wanting me to come to the toilet with her(this would mean that I have to go toilet with her both of us bare foot and she would see that shes like 1-2 inches taller than me. I eventually went with her and it was kinda awkward) then after i hit her back with some of her insecurities too. i said something about her tits being small and she said 'yeah but I can fix them. you can't fix your height' fuuuckkk brutal asf. no wonder I wanted to kms around that moment in my life.

anyways we kinda got along after I violated her back more. and then I said something like 'you would be a lot better if you just kept your mouth shut' and then as I finished the sentence I went in for the kiss, and then we kissed, and i fucked the life out of her for surpisingly quite a long time. and she kept being loud as fuck and I had to say theres other people in the house about 20 times and cover her mouth and shit. for some reason I forgot to do foreplay and just went straight in which was a bit weird but oh well. she was the kind of girl that I would want to look at her face while fucking her cos she was so hot so we did a lot of missionary and cowgirl. she had a godlike body apart from the lack of tits.

and then afterwards she seemed impressed with the performance and said something about maybe this shouldn't be just a one time thing. which made me feel quite good and validated ngl. Then we continued watching shit for another hour and cuddled and she started asking relationship questions like 'so what are we now' and 'are you going to go and speak to other girls after this'. she seemed really interested in me


and then I think I mentioned we should get food and take her home. But we fucked 1 more time and I came first and she didnt cum and she seemed kinda disappointed about that.

Then we went to mcdonalds on the way back and she bought us both a mcdonalds. Then she started saying how she doesnt think we would work because she thinks im looking for a relationship and shes in her party days (cos she was a few years younger than me, just about to be able to go clubbing). but I just didnt react because I didnt mention i wanted a relationship with her in the first place.

Then when I dropped her off I didnt message her for like a day. I waited for her to message me and she tried to make convo and I was responding well. she started asking if im speaking to anyone else and I said no and i asked her if she was and she said no. Then I tried making convo with her and she just deaded it off like I was nothing to her which kinda hurt. so I aspie freaked out on her calling her ugly and that she was just a fuck. then she said she was gonna block me when she got home cos I was so short but she felt bad so she didnt. Ngl that hurt a lot I think I cried and felt kinda suicidal about it. but yeah thats it basically, what a confusing girl. its almost like she wanted me. but also didnt want me at the same time cos im short+tried to fraud

TLDR: this girl literally said to me 'Yeah I can fix my small tits, but you cant fix your height'

At least you fucked lmao

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

TLDR: this girl literally said to me 'Yeah I can fix my small tits, but you cant fix your height'

 

[damnit]

Limb lengthening is the answer

 

[JackHanma]

I've thought about LL but then I wont be able to do gym or mma. I think id rather be short+gym+mma maxxed, than be average height but not able to run or do any sports or defend myself

You can still do gym after LL

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Not a micropixel

lol you got no reacts for this

 

[GymcelDoomer]

Brootul

 

[Wallenberg]

ive fucked about 12 girls and 2 long term relationships (only 1 fat girl)

So you are doing pretty well. Many taller guys do worse than you. You are facially average too?

People here overestimate the importance of height although it plays a part in SMV.

 

[Deleted member 14543]

So you are doing pretty well. Many taller guys do worse than you. You are facially average too?

People here overestimate the importance of height although it plays a part in SMV.

average, maybe htn/chadlite with a tan.

its still over tho bro. no girl wants an ltr with me

 

[Wallenberg]

average, maybe htn/chadlite with a tan.

its still over tho bro. no girl wants an ltr with me

You already had 2 LTRs.

How pale is your skin without a tan?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

You already had 2 LTRs.

How pale is your skin without a tan?

albino

 

[Wallenberg]

albino

Really?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Really?

almost

 

[Wallenberg]

almost

Do you notice a big difference in the attention you get from girls when you are tanned vs not-tanned?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Do you notice a big difference in the attention you get from girls when you are tanned vs not-tanned?

im literally subhuman, no girl wants me, no man wants to speak to me while pale.

but with a nice tan im reasonably good looking and people give me a decent amount of attention. its just hard to maintain the tan

 

[Wallenberg]

im literally subhuman, no girl wants me, no man wants to speak to me while pale.

but with a nice tan im reasonably good looking and people give me a decent amount of attention. its just hard to maintain the tan

Really? The difference is so big?

How do you maintain it during the winter? The UK is a pretty dark place during winter.

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Really? The difference is so big?

How do you maintain it during the winter? The UK is a pretty dark place during winter.

the difference is life or death, especially at my height.

i maintain it throughout the year with sunbeds bro . 15 mins once per week on the weekend

 

[Wallenberg]

the difference is life or death, especially at my height.

i maintain it throughout the year with sunbeds bro . 15 mins once per week on the weekend

How tan you are when you are tanned? Can you give some examples or PM a pic?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

How tan you are when you are tanned? Can you give some examples or PM a pic?

https://prnt.sc/1xfgz6n

just like this tbh. its enough to halo me compared 99/100 white guys in the UK who are ghostly pale and too stupid/scared to go on sunbeds

 

[Wallenberg]

https://prnt.sc/1xfgz6n

just like this tbh. its enough to halo me compared 99/100 white guys in the UK who are ghostly pale and too stupid/scared to go on sunbeds

Tan makes you go from manlet subhuman to occasionally having sex. Pretty amazing.

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Tan makes you go from manlet subhuman to occasionally having sex. Pretty amazing.

when i had a tan i could LTR good looking girls tbh. but without a tan i can get lays but they never wanna see me again

 

[Wallenberg]

when i had a tan i could LTR good looking girls tbh. but without a tan i can get lays but they never wanna see me again

You are doing well. Many taller guys than you do worse.

What about your social skills / NT? How good they are?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

You are doing well. Many taller guys than you do worse.

What about your social skills / NT? How good they are?

im thugmaxxed/status maxxed(as much as a 5'4 guy can be ). reasonably nt and can have a good convo with anyone about anything. but probably not very charasmatic as i dont socialise much at all and dont have anything interesting going on in my life

 

[Wallenberg]

im thugmaxxed/status maxxed(as much as a 5'4 guy can be ). reasonably nt and can have a good convo with anyone about anything. but probably not very charasmatic as i dont socialise much at all and dont have anything interesting going on in my life

So you are doing pretty well. I'm amazed at how much tan matters to you.

 

[Wallenberg]

Btw I know a guy who is like 5'4, is bald, doesn't have eyebrows or a beard (some condition that prevents him from growing any facial hair). Facially average. He was in LTR for 10 years.

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

Just FYI You can get gel heel things that you can wear inside your socks so that you can still get a little boost when out of shoes.

 

[oldcelloser]

why tf is everybody retarded in this thread?
this 5'4" lollipop guild mo fo is chadlite proceeds to tell us about his sensual exploits (believable since CHAD fukin LITE despite height, ive seen it) then complains about how he cannot get another LTR? like wtf?
pull yr outta yr ass first boyo, and try again