Why Maasai jumps are utter cope

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

1, no scientific backing pretty sure the idea is to bonesmash your heals but how the fuck would that work
And it would cause an acute angle to your foot if it worked.
2. The only reason the Maasai tribe is tall because the highest jumper would have the most chicks and would be the most desirable, hieght skews your jump to make it seem taller and taller people usually jump higher causing adaption so the tall gene would increase every generation.
3.Oscar Patel is a bum.

 

[Aezac]

1, no scientific backing pretty sure the idea is to bonesmash your heals but how the fuck would that work
And it would cause an acute angle to your foot if it worked.
2. The only reason the Maasai tribe is tall because the highest jumper would have the most chicks and would be the most desirable, hieght skews your jump to make it seem taller and taller people usually jump higher causing adaption so the tall gene would increase every generation.
3.Oscar Patel is a bum.

absolute water

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

absolute water

Motherfucka what you expect me to do?

 

[bulliedeveryday]

why do basketball guys get tall like not all but most, one of my friends is 6'6 and his parents are under 6'1

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

why do basketball guys get tall like not all but most, one of my friends is 6'6 and his parents are under 6'1

It’s not the game that makes them tall it’s them being tall that makes them being good at the game

 

[Aezac]

Motherfucka what you expect me to do?

Speak on sum more interesting and niche

 

[Iblamepsl09]

1, no scientific backing pretty sure the idea is to bonesmash your heals but how the fuck would that work
And it would cause an acute angle to your foot if it worked.
2. The only reason the Maasai tribe is tall because the highest jumper would have the most chicks and would be the most desirable, hieght skews your jump to make it seem taller and taller people usually jump higher causing adaption so the tall gene would increase every generation.
3.Oscar Patel is a bum.

Didnt we left this shit in 2022

 

[stalk]

WATER

 

[bulliedeveryday]

It’s not the game that makes them tall it’s them being tall that makes them being good at the game

most of my friends that are tall do basketball and their dad is 4-5 inches shorter than them

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

Didnt we left this shit in 2022

Nah TikTokceks still do rhat

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

WATER

I fucking rep all your bullshit upvote it but you have to say “Water” to my high iq thread

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

most of my friends that are tall do basketball and their dad is 4-5 inches shorter than them

Statisticly they either have talk mothers or some are on hieght drugs

 

[stalk]

I fucking rep all your bullshit upvote it but you have to say “Water” to my high iq thread

watch ur tone

 

[zer0688]

maasai jump on yo shlong

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

watch ur tone

Sorry

 

[stalk]

Sorry

that's better

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

maasai jump on yo shlong

Bro thought I would laugh

 

[truechangstatus]

3.Oscar Patel is a bum.

fuck yeah fuck oscar patel

 

[zer0688]

Bro thought I would laugh

you post water you get responses like these

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

that's better

Are you gonna be tuning in Fortnite baddies part 4

 

[stalk]

Are you gonna be tuning in Fortnite baddies part 4

hell yeah just tag me

 

[bulliedeveryday]

Statisticly they either have talk mothers or some are on hieght drugs

idk what to say about drugs but no tall mothers, one of them ik for sure was maxing puberty like sleeping early many hours, exercising daily eating healthy all that maybe that was one of the factors but ik a guy like that guy neither just did some random bs fs not on height drugs and he is like 6'8 probably height is just mostly luck to some people

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

idk what to say about drugs but no tall mothers, one of them ik for sure was maxing puberty like sleeping early many hours, exercising daily eating healthy all that maybe that was one of the factors but ik a guy like that guy neither just did some random bs fs not on height drugs and he is like 6'8 probably height is just mostly luck to some people

Girl in profile?

 

[bulliedeveryday]

Girl in profile?

huh?

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

huh?

Looks goonablw who’s the girl in profile

 

[pony]

Do you really think people believe it works here?

 

[Suhaibneedstobechad]

Do you really think people believe it works here?

Check how many people ask if it’s cope