Why you should be drinking chlorophyll

[DharkDC]

Aight, ama put you young niggas on game rq

1. It's quick softmax, shit clears up your skin like me on the field

2. Natural deodorant, from the second you start, it should take around a week for it to kick in and your natural oder to go. No more showers for you inkwell

3. Boosts your energy, chlorophyll contains something called magnesium, ik you dumb niggas ain't never paid attention in chem, so watch this


Basically, dababy gave that nigga some chlorophyll and it revived his ass

4. It absorbs toxins, so when stacy decide to kidnap yo ass cause she peeped how clear, cut and clean your shit is following this guide, that horse tranq, chlorom napkin or her dutty pussy won't put you to sleep and you can put that shit on her

5. Basically you become a supernigga. It's crazy how available this shit is and hardly anyone's using it. This shit is a multiplier or sum, just boosts all ur stats, immune system, athletic ability, academic ability and more. If you ain't drinking chlorophyll my nigga, you a hoe.

b4 chlorophyll


after chorophyll

 

[PYT]

Has to be some catch to this shit there’s no way

 

[hairyballscel]

 

[DharkDC]

Has to be some catch to this shit there’s no way

ain't no catch look it up, NLE put me on

 

[DharkDC]

Ain’t that the plant cells?

no it's the shit inside plant cells that make it green dumb nigga

 

[PYT]

 

[PYT]

no it's the shit inside plant cells that make it green dumb nigga

no shit but ain’t no way it’s just some miracle substance

I feel like my dick finna shrivel up and start growing branches out of it

 

[PYT]

ain't no catch look it up, NLE put me on

Fuck it I’ll join the chlorophyll aliance

 

[Deleted member 9670]

can you get enough eating greens?

 

[DharkDC]

can you get enough eating greens?

the amount of green you'd have to eat to see the same effect would prolly turn u green

 

[Deleted member 9670]

the amount of green you'd have to eat to see the same effect would prolly turn u green

I used to eat a bunch of parsley a day for the chlorophyll I think it helped my skin

 

[Laikyn]

it probably works for skin
but deffo toxic for body

 

[DharkDC]

it probably works for skin
but eating greens is bad for you.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Just eat meat

 

[Preoximerianas]

Bro I need some more info on this before I start drinking down grass vomit.

 

[eduardkoopman]

The Benefits of Chlorophyll

Chlorophyll isn’t just helpful for plants. It’s also packed with vitamins and minerals that may help your health, skin, and weight loss.

www.healthline.com

 

[Patient A]

accidentally drank chloroform.

Im gonna die aren’t i

 

[DharkDC]

Bro I need some more info on this before I start drinking down grass vomit.

damn nigga, you'd acc do the shit threads tell u w/o doing ur own research?

 

[Preoximerianas]

damn nigga, you'd acc do the shit threads tell u w/o doing ur own research?
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I'm different like that.

But like actually, I go off on the research other people make so I can see if their claims are actually good or not.

 

[Deleted member 15302]

i been takin this, made my skin more glowy. but i’m still a shitskin because of my shit sleep + poor cleansing habits

 

[Rt-Rust1]

Has to be some catch to this shit there’s no way

I was taking it regularly for then to realize that the bottle said that one spoon and had 330% of the copper RDA. So I guess that unless you find a brand of chlorophyllin with little copper. It's a problem

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

plantmax?

 

[Lars]

intresting

 

[Lars]

Fuck it I’ll join the chlorophyll aliance

and?

 

[lonelycurry]

why do black poeple keep recommending this? is it a nigger antidote ?

 

[DharkDC]

I was taking it regularly for then to realize that the bottle said that one spoon and had 330% of the copper RDA. So I guess that unless you find a brand of chlorophyllin with little copper. It's a problem

Y u get up on here and lie