BraveCake
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I was reading some tanning guide and it looked pretty legit and high effort. The nigga said to go outside and tan for an hour without sunscreen. He didn’t specify what temperature it had to be. It was 85 degrees/29 celsius outside for me and I thought hey that’s not that hot. So, I went outside and tanned with no sunscreen for an hour in that weather anddddddd….
GUYS IM OFFICIALLY A HOT CHEETO
I DO NOT WANNA GET EATEN
IM SMALL IM FUCKING TASTY, DON’T FUCKING EAT ME
IM JUST A FUCKING LITTLE BABY
DONT EAT ME, I TASTE GOOD
I can’t take it anymore.. I’m gonna fucking cry
This is the best day of my life
I’m so fucking happy
GUYS IM OFFICIALLY A HOT CHEETO
I DO NOT WANNA GET EATEN
IM SMALL IM FUCKING TASTY, DON’T FUCKING EAT ME
IM JUST A FUCKING LITTLE BABY
DONT EAT ME, I TASTE GOOD
I can’t take it anymore.. I’m gonna fucking cry
This is the best day of my life