why’d I have a shot of whiskey with the singer of a band in his tour bus?

[Vermilioncore]

The other night at a concert some drunk Arab dude came out after the show with a shot of whiskey and said “you drink whiskey?” And we had a shot.

Then he said “ay bro wanna meet the band? I’m their manager. I’ll take you on the bus”

So I said “yeah that’ll be badass”

Then he took me to their tour bus and said “sorry if it smells like piss, there’s an issue with the toilet” and I got on the bus and they were eating burgers and I saw the main singer of the band and took a pic and he got a paper cup and poured me a shot of Jack Daniels and we had a drink together and he signed something for me and then i left the bus.

Also why did that Arab tour manager tell me he had a 16 person orgy the other day and got pussy every night but his wife was there with him. Maybe she’s a cuck queen

 

[Vermilioncore]

@vermillioncorefan shit was a movie

 

[Vermilioncore]

Too bad on the Uber ride back home I threw up at a red light

 

[Vermilioncore]

I was already drunk asf before that shitskin gave me whiskey. Plus I had another drink with the singer of the band. So that put me over the edge

 

[lust2]

The other night at a concert some drunk Arab dude came out after the show with a shot of whiskey and said “you drink whiskey?” And we had a shot.

Then he said “ay bro wanna meet the band? I’m their manager. I’ll take you on the bus”

So I said “yeah that’ll be badass”

Then he took me to their tour bus and said “sorry if it smells like piss, there’s an issue with the toilet” and I got on the bus and they were eating burgers and I saw the main singer of the band and took a pic and he got a paper cup and poured me a shot of Jack Daniels and we had a drink together and he signed something for me and then i left the bus.

Also why did that Arab tour manager tell me he had a 16 person orgy the other day and got pussy every night but his wife was there with him. Maybe she’s a cuck queen

nice true story wish i was there

 

[lust2]

how do you throw up from a couple shots? jfl

Too bad on the Uber ride back home I threw up at a red light

 

[Vermilioncore]

how do you throw up from a couple shots? jfl

Na I was drinking the entire day. 3 double IPAs. 4 shooters of 99 proof. Like a few shots of whiskey, a beer, a cider etc

 

[lust2]

Na I was drinking the entire day. 3 double IPAs. 4 shooters of 99 proof. Like a few shots of whiskey, a beer, a cider etc

oh damn

ive been drinking everyday but yesterday i woke up with throwup everywhere i must’ve been blacked out, i had my maid clean it JFL
she was cleaning it whilst choking for 1 hour

shits kinda depressing drinking by yourself but i like it tbh

 

[Vermilioncore]

oh damn

ive been drinking everyday but yesterday i woke up with throwup everywhere i must’ve been blacked out, i had my maid clean it JFL
she was cleaning it whilst choking for 1 hour

shits kinda depressing by yourself but i like it tbh

Nahh this rich mf had his maid cleaning up his vomit Donald trump ah house

 

[lust2]

Nahh this rich mf had his maid cleaning up his vomit Donald trump ah house

jfl maids are only like 4k a month in usd

 

[Deleted member 20399]

u made up the orgy bit

 

[Vermilioncore]

u made up the orgy bit

Nope. I swear to God on everything he said that. He said “wanna go with us to our next show? You can drive there with your buddy and we’ll treat you even better.”

Then he commented on my HEALTH shirt and said the whole thing about a 16 person orgy and how the main slut from the band (the one from my other story of how she was a stuck up bitch when i accidentally went backstage) is a total slut with and I quote “clits out tits out”

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Nope. I swear to God on everything he said that. He said “wanna go with us to our next show? You can drive there with your buddy and we’ll treat you even better.”

Then he commented on my HEALTH shirt and said the whole thing about a 16 person orgy and how the main slut from the band (the one from my other story of how she was a stuck up bitch when i accidentally went backstage) is a total slut with and I quote “clits out tits out”

what buddy? i thought u had no friends

 

[Vermilioncore]

what buddy? i thought u had no friends

I was with my cousin but I told them it was my friend so they didn’t think I was friendless