Why’d she steal my cock

[cromagnon]

I was at my cousins wedding as an usher and the bride stole my cock and ran

@Vermilioncore @PeiFan94

 

[asdvek]

I dont know, you tell me

 

[Deleted member 77718]

Nah this ain't the full story son

 

[cromagnon]

I dont know, you tell me

I forgot I was too caught up with my dick being gone

 

[Juandigomigo22]

I was at my cousins wedding as an usher and the bride stole my cock and ran

@Vermilioncore @PeiFan94

Shutcho bitch azz up

 

[cromagnon]

Shutcho bitch azz up

 

[Juandigomigo22]

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Eat it bitch

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nah buddy got a detachable penis

 

[Darkeningstar]

I was at my cousins wedding as an usher and the bride stole my cock and ran

@Vermilioncore @PeiFan94

I imagine you in an action movie, with your voice actor dropping the accent to make you sound cool and saying: 'Hey, man, what are you doing here? Do you want to come for a ride out here? It's been a while since I've pulled out my Beretta'.