Will you sell your soul to the devil for a chance of chadhood?

[Spartacus1-]

The devil came in the darkest night, whispering with his husky deep voice "I will make you the most attractive man that ever braced the earth" with his tempting sinister voice. Seeing right through your deepest desire. "All I need is your soul"

Will you accept his offer? Remember the moment you do, once you die, then your fate is eternal damnation and suffering in hell. But in exchange, you will become the most handsome, attractive man alive.

 

[JustBeCurry]

already have tbh, doing morally questionable things to my body for chadhood

 

[JMax]

 

[Deleted member 4991]

What is there to barter? You're probably going to hell anyways xd

 

[Deleted member 9090]

not worth the risk tbh. just become muslim bro and have fun with those virgins

 

[Deleted member 9380]

astaghfirullah haram thread ban this jew

 

[Copeful]

No, these deal with the devil questions are so retarded. Obviously not, if there's a devil then there's a god as well

 

[Danish_Retard]

If the devil and souls are real I'll live the rest of my life asking for forgiveness and enjoy eternity in heaven.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

unironically no because life of chad will only last me 100 years tops but i will have to suffer for infinite time. shittiest deal ever.

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Just burn in hell for eternity theory

 

[audimax]

Depends on if I know whether Im going to hell or heaven before that deal. If im already going to hell, then yeah

 

[Spartacus1-]

No one with a sane mind will accept will such a deal. But yet again I doubt the devil will target people with sane minds.

 

[Lux]

No one with a sane mind will accept will such a deal. But yet again I doubt the devil will target people with sane minds.

guess I'm insane cause this is a no brainer for me

 

[Zyros]

No, these deal with the devil questions are so retarded. Obviously not, if there's a devil then there's a god as well

 

[Zyros]

guess I'm insane cause this is a no brainer for me

Some years of chadhood vs eternity of hell (if devil exist then therr is an eternal life). Anything pales if you compare it when hypothetical eternal afterlife.

you are not insane just retarded if you take the deal

 

[Lux]

Some years of chadhood vs eternity of hell (if devil exist then therr is an eternal life). Anything pales if you compare it when hypothetical eternal afterlife.

you are not insane just retarded if you take the deal

I'm already going to hell

 

[Zyros]

not worth the risk tbh. just become muslim bro and have fun with those virgins

always found this so idiotic. something like a higher spiritual plane where you arent even supposed to have a standard carnal body cant be reduced to such lowly and basic "prizes" (not lowly here but surely compared to an afterlife plane of existence).

or those virgins dont actually mean literal virgin women and is some metaphore.

 

[Deleted member 6164]

Yes

 

[Darkstrand]

Man it's so tempting, but I guess to really grasp those questions you gotta believe in that stuff too

 

[Zyros]

I'm already going to hell

according to christianity therrbshouldbalways be a sligh chance of forgivenes, which would be completely gone should you directly barter with your soul

 

[Lux]

according to christianity therrbshouldbalways be a sligh chance of forgivenes, which would be completely gone should you directly barter with your soul

depends on what Christianity you believe

 

[Soalian]

I would sell my soul and more to get back to CHILDHOOD;

Then I could spend my time chewing on meat and bones 24/7 non-stop.

At the age of 8 again, I would harass my parents into putting me on a high-dose HGH regimen till I reach 18.

I would socialmaxx and sportsmax from elementary to get an early advantage in life.


Man what could've been...

 

[Spartacus1-]

I would sell my soul and more to get back to CHILDHOOD;

Then I could spend my time chewing on meat and bones 24/7 non-stop.

At the age of 8 again, I would harass my parents into putting me on a high-dose HGH regimen till I reach 18.

I would socialmaxx and sportsmax from elementary to get an early advantage in life.


Man what could've been...

That doesn't guarantee that you will grow up to be a chad though. You will still be limited by your genes. The deal will instantly turn you into a gigachad without any limitations and hard work. The problem is no one with a sane mind will want eternal suffering in hell jfl.

 

[Deleted member 7863]

the devil is my bitch

 

[Deleted member 5385]

Stupid deal