Wish I was a jew ngl

[reptiles]

It's better a jew than a fucking curry tbh you get sane parents usually extremely status maxxed usually very intelligent and usually they are open minded to be born a jew is luck tbh

 

[pisslord]

Learn Hebrew
Claim your grandfather as jew

 

[framecel222]

cope

 

[BigBiceps]

It's better a jew than a fucking curry tbh you get sane parents usually extremely status maxxed usually very intelligent and usually they are open minded to be born a jew is luck tbh

Just convert. I think you even get 5000 usd worth birthright trip to israel if you're like 18-29 yr old. Pros: it's going to be fun probably. Cons: you lose your foreskin.

 

[reptiles]

Just convert. I think you even get 5000 usd worth birthright trip to israel if you're like 18-29 yr old. Pros: it's going to be fun probably. Cons: you lose your foreskin.

And get a fatwa by my community would rather pass

 

[BigBiceps]

And get a fatwa by my community would rather pass

You wouldn't have to tell them you're a jew, would you? Just book a trip to Europe and convert there in secret and get free shit from Israel and then come back.

 

[reptiles]

You wouldn't have to tell them you're a jew, would you? Just book a trip to Europe and convert there in secret and get free shit from Israel and then come back.

Sounds tempting ngl