Women can know your dick size now from your nose. Truly over

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I thought the theory of women liking big nose = big cock was a joke.

But one of my coworkers has a big nose so I waited and went to the bathroom when he did (I was watching him all day and the fucker finally went). Anyway I take a piss next to him and steal a look. And holy shit he has a MASSIVE hog. I leaned in too far and I wanted to grab it to see how it feels but the dude pulled his pants up and gave me a retarded look.

Anyway its over if u don't have a big nose. This Information must be gatekept and that saying should be treated as a joke. Otherwise it would be an unrecoverable failo
you can't even fraud by putting a cucumber because it'd be too obvious due to the mismatch between your nose size and the cucumber size.
 
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Dnr + Nigga shut up + Do not fucking read + DNR
 
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Nice joke but I have a big nose and mine is average
 
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Nice joke but I have a big nose and mine is average
Idk maybe it was a coincidence. or maybe you're just unlucky. I'll have to see more to confirm the analysis
 
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I thought the theory of women liking big nose = big cock was a joke.

But one of my coworkers has a big nose so I waited and went to the bathroom when he did (I was watching him all day and the fucker finally went). Anyway I take a piss next to him and steal a look. And holy shit he has a MASSIVE hog. I leaned in too far and I wanted to grab it to see how it feels but the dude pulled his pants up and gave me a retarded look.

Anyway its over if u don't have a big nose. This Information must be gatekept and that saying should be treated as a joke. Otherwise it would be an unrecoverable failo
you can't even fraud by putting a cucumber because it'd be too obvious due to the mismatch between your nose size and the cucumber size.
i have a big nose and my shit is average and below average on soft
 
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I wanted to grab it to see how it feels
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