Women can know your dick size now from your nose. Truly over

[Rater727]

I thought the theory of women liking big nose = big cock was a joke.

But one of my coworkers has a big nose so I waited and went to the bathroom when he did (I was watching him all day and the fucker finally went). Anyway I take a piss next to him and steal a look. And holy shit he has a MASSIVE hog. I leaned in too far and I wanted to grab it to see how it feels but the dude pulled his pants up and gave me a retarded look.

Anyway its over if u don't have a big nose. This Information must be gatekept and that saying should be treated as a joke. Otherwise it would be an unrecoverable failo
you can't even fraud by putting a cucumber because it'd be too obvious due to the mismatch between your nose size and the cucumber size.

 

[SilvioMoltisantiDan]

Dnr + Nigga shut up + Do not fucking read + DNR

 

[Klasik616]

Nice joke but I have a big nose and mine is average

 

[Rater727]

Nice joke but I have a big nose and mine is average

Idk maybe it was a coincidence. or maybe you're just unlucky. I'll have to see more to confirm the analysis

 

[supergoat972]

Dnr + Nigga shut up + Do not fucking read + DNR

 

[iethnichorse]

I thought the theory of women liking big nose = big cock was a joke.

But one of my coworkers has a big nose so I waited and went to the bathroom when he did (I was watching him all day and the fucker finally went). Anyway I take a piss next to him and steal a look. And holy shit he has a MASSIVE hog. I leaned in too far and I wanted to grab it to see how it feels but the dude pulled his pants up and gave me a retarded look.

Anyway its over if u don't have a big nose. This Information must be gatekept and that saying should be treated as a joke. Otherwise it would be an unrecoverable failo
you can't even fraud by putting a cucumber because it'd be too obvious due to the mismatch between your nose size and the cucumber size.

i have a big nose and my shit is average and below average on soft

 

[Deleted member 153838]

I wanted to grab it to see how it feels

 

[Rater727]

UPDATE :

There's another one from another department. This time I decided to go behind him and just put my hands on his shoulder and act friendly (while stealing some glances at his dick). He was smaller than the first guy but he also had a slightly smaller nose. If I had to make an estimate I'd say the first guy was a 8+ inches while this guy is around 6.5+

 

[sissipuss]

UPDATE :

There's another one from another department. This time I decided to go behind him and just put my hands on his shoulder and act friendly (while stealing some glances at his dick). He was smaller than the first guy but he also had a slightly smaller nose. If I had to make an estimate I'd say the first guy was a 8+ inches while this guy is around 6.5+

I thought there were rules against gayposting? Mods?

 

[wewuzaryans134]

I leaned in too far and I wanted to grab it to see how it feels

state of this forum

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

I got a yam and a tiny cock. I think they'll be pretty dissapointed

 

[Gamerspyy786]

This is all fucking cope man

Nose does DOES NOT correlate to dick size

Hand size DOES NOT correlate to dick size

I have a friend who is the same ethnicity as me, same height, same hand size, more or less same frame, yet he cock mogs me by two whole fucking inches


All these pseudoscience bs isnt true

 

[Deleted member 270543]

I thought the theory of women liking big nose = big cock was a joke.

But one of my coworkers has a big nose so I waited and went to the bathroom when he did (I was watching him all day and the fucker finally went). Anyway I take a piss next to him and steal a look. And holy shit he has a MASSIVE hog. I leaned in too far and I wanted to grab it to see how it feels but the dude pulled his pants up and gave me a retarded look.

Anyway its over if u don't have a big nose. This Information must be gatekept and that saying should be treated as a joke. Otherwise it would be an unrecoverable failo
you can't even fraud by putting a cucumber because it'd be too obvious due to the mismatch between your nose size and the cucumber size.

caged

 

[Deleted member 115673]

I thought the theory of women liking big nose = big cock was a joke.

But one of my coworkers has a big nose so I waited and went to the bathroom when he did (I was watching him all day and the fucker finally went). Anyway I take a piss next to him and steal a look. And holy shit he has a MASSIVE hog. I leaned in too far and I wanted to grab it to see how it feels but the dude pulled his pants up and gave me a retarded look.

Anyway its over if u don't have a big nose. This Information must be gatekept and that saying should be treated as a joke. Otherwise it would be an unrecoverable failo
you can't even fraud by putting a cucumber because it'd be too obvious due to the mismatch between your nose size and the cucumber size.

this did not happen nigga