Women have superpowers

[Deleted member 128803]

-women are always at the right place and the right time, they always know where to go in order to efficiently network and socialize.

-women can sense if you are a virgin or not and, the ones with more advanced powers, can see through your psychology entirely.

-women can read your mind and they can tell things about you, your income, your family status, your social life etc.

women are deities, they have just so much many more abilities than the man does which is why a man's purpose is to find ways to please them.

 

[PeasantKing53]

Wrong, all women are retarded.

 

[Bars]

-women are always at the right place and the right time, they always know where to go in order to efficiently network and socialize.

-women can sense if you are a virgin or not and, the ones with more advanced powers, can see through your psychology entirely.

-women can read your mind and they can tell things about you, your income, your family status, your social life etc.

women are deities, they have just so much many more abilities than the man does which is why a man's purpose is to find ways to please them.

Wrong, all women are retarded.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

They just don't like your looks.

 

[superpsycho]

Wrong, all women are retarded.

 

[batman1997]

Women do the easy work

 

[superpsycho]

only in your eyes

 

[Deleted member 128803]

Wrong, all women are retarded.

COPE

 

[Deleted member 128803]

They just don't like your looks.

i hate this forum...

 

[Part-Time Chad]

i hate this forum...

Well, it's true. The only "superpower" I've seen women exhibit is the ability to tell whether you're good-looking or not, even when they're not looking at you. Their peripheral vision, somehow, is that good. To this day, I still can't explain how they do this.

 

[Deleted member 128803]

Well, it's true. The only "superpower" I've seen women exhibit is the ability to tell whether you're good-looking or not, even when they're not looking at you. Their peripheral vision, somehow, is that good. To this day, I still can't explain how they do this.

they can sense your bone structre....

 

[Part-Time Chad]

they can sense your bone structre....

But how do they do this without having seen me at least for a nanosecond??

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Wrong, all women are retarded.

They're retarded intellectually, but their instincts are quick like sparrows.

 

[Deleted member 128803]

But how do they do this without having seen me at least for a nanosecond??

as i said, they SENSE it. they are MEDIUMS

 

[Part-Time Chad]

as i said, they SENSE it. they are MEDIUMS

That doesn't convince me. There's gotta be an evolutionary/scientific explanation for it.

 

[Deleted member 128803]

n evolutionary/scientific explanation for it.

magic is REAL